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>>2189653
Bayley calls Sasha mom a lot so I think its an incest type thing

>>2189653
>Bayley is the kind of woman that would do this to a horse
Bayley Club President would get cuckolded by a fucking horse

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>>2189588
>The Real Peoples Champion

>>2189588
>votes republican
wtf I love Dwayne now

I'm watching his Corporate Rock run for the first time, I regret dissing wrestling as complete crap back in the day.

>>2189501
Who cares? They're boring.

>>2189509
this, they're not over at all either, not sure why they got the titles.

>>2189501
who cares. generic indy faggots. tag team wrestling is shit and should be done away with

Reminder that he's facing Shane at Wrestlemania. Kek. AJetty in the undercard where he belongs.

>>2189308
>smakeks SEETHING

>>2189308
When Cena said the thing about burying it triggered the hell out of me, I like Cena but I've loved Aj since he showed up and I just hope Styles humbles him at the rumble

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>>2189307
Kek

>>2189307
Trips will be back soon now that NFL season is over

It's funny how the fans like Goldberg more than Triple h when Goldberg doesn't give a fuck about wrestling and is only in it for the money and wrestling is HHHs life

Based Big Dimes Bill working the smarks

>>2189285
No it was Gaytch. He's upset that smarks never held him in the same regard as Austin/hogan/rock despite staying around longer than any of them so now he's trying to pander and suck up to them. If The Shield were around a decade ago they would have gotten squashed by Evolution

He sure did and I wish I could send him a fruit basket for ruining things for fags like you.

>>2189291
I remember when DX were inducting Mike Tyson into the HOF the crowd chanted "SHAWN IS BETTER!" kek

>>2189173
hewillnotdivide.us

>>2189173
The democrat constituents

>>2189173
The forty degree days

>RAM matches thrown to the pre-show
>Smackdown match on the main show
KEK

>>2189166
>Six-women tag match with no stakes eating away precious Royal Rumble match time
Literally why? The Royal Rumble event should only have the Rumble itself and World title matches, tbqh.

jesus what a disaster

>>2189111
who cares

>>2189117

people who are fans of pro wrestling

>>2189111
I'm only 20 but I still remember watching from 2003-2006 and kayfabe being pretty strong

>These overrated horses came up and started shitting on everything that existed before they blessed a WWE ring with their botches, so I'm gonna kick their asses
How is Mickie supposed to be a heel here?

>>2189116
She's only a heel for obese smelly smarks. /asp/chads know she's right and /ourgirl/

>>2189108
>trying to show some fanservice ass on a PG show

Bitch is gonna get fined hard

>>2189087
>'Carder announces he's going to be in the rumble
>ticket sales stop and prices plummet

>>2189087
You're looking at a second hand website of obstructed view seating.

If you are going to make this thread, at least use the real thing.

Should've had it in LA like they were originally going to. SA is a cow town. Their mistake.

cuckdown is a shit joke show thats how

>>2189009
Relaxing at home with his millions of dollars.

>>2189009
Backstage banging the divas

>>2188888
Omega
Joe
Ricochet
Hardyz (x2)
Trump
Angle
Hogan

>>2188902
>at least 4 guys signed to other companies

>Mark
HAHAHAHAHA HES A FUCKING MARK GET IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

I don't know but it is accurate to call him one of only two men to main event the only Wrestlemania in history not to sell out

>>2188811
I love her

Nice digits

i just want to see her take off her shoes and socks and sit in the ring for us to stare

>>2188841
That would be amazing