You are now remembering that Ultimo Dragon was in the WWE
Personally, hoping he's in this year's CWC.
You are now remembering how badly he tripped during his WMXX entrance.
Asai moonsault is the GOAT flippyshit move.
>The Undertaker will be working his first match since undergoing minor hip surgery last fall at this Sunday's Royal Rumble pay-per-view. Dave Meltzer noted in the latest edition of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter that Taker will likely need to get a full hip replacement, but has been trying to put it off until he retires.
How long will Vince keep dragging this fossil out?
Until he stops drawing dimes.
>>2185316
*Until he starts drawing dimes
>>2185321
kek
OKAY! L-let's go for it again!
...
WE ALL KNOW that path to the WWE World -
Err, uh, heh, HERE WE GO! Y-you guys REALLY screwed me up here, LOL.
MAYBE third time's the charm!
WE ALL KNOW that the path to the WWE World Championship. Is through 31 other men to face Roman Reigns or Brock Lesnar for AJ Styles' hair. BUT NO ONE is going to stop ME! If I have to spear and jackhammer 29 other men to have the main event, then dammit I WILL SPEAR AND JACKHAMMER GOLDBERG
MAYBE
*bleeds*
>knows the scripted promo he got was fucking shit
>fucking hardways himself on a door to make the promo good and memorable
>'''flunks'''''' a couple lines to make sure audience knows he's saying scripted shit
fuck bill is GOAT
GIMMIE A MIC
*bleeds*
Absolutely based.
Cringe
>Roman Reigns comes out and cuts a GOAT promo again after cutting a GOAT promo last week
>gets a yes chant for his promo
Based Big Dog working the smarks
Cringe
>Omega is in Chile the day before the Rumble
Dream's dead boys.
>What are planes
>>2185256
The Chile appearance could be cancelled last minute like Angle's was, or they could fly him out the night before or the morning of the rumble, it's probably not going to happen but it's possible
>>2185256
lol no he isn't you fucking broom
>believing dirtsheets
How can The Undertaker be so based?
>>2185254
>>2185246
holy shit i do not remember michelle mccool being so thick
sugoi
>>2185212
lol where are they wrestling?
>>2185217
Nigga can you fucking read?
>>2185218
no,
Why the fuck did Michael Cole said "seething" this RAW like twice? Is he browsing /asp/?
>>2185164
Its a very common word
If he did browse /asp/ he would realise only one person spams it and would cringe away from it at every opportunity
>Why the fuck did Michael Cole said
OP in charge of grammar.
>>2185192
Leave me alone I just woke up. It's supposed to be why the fuck did Michael Cole say.
:(
itt: /wooo/
Can't believe they have these old men close out RAW.
itt: /asp/
ITT: /asp/
Mentally unstable carny who also happens to be a terrible human being by most accounts. The stories of the things she got up to behind Candido's back are so legendary Missy fucking Hyatt says she's a whore.
Really the whole Sunny thing exposes what a terrible business wrestling is/was then at least. By most accounts Chris Candido was super nice guy who everyone loved working with. That didn't stop a single motherfucker from offering her pills to fuck her or get blown, and then she'd go nuts on him for being "controlling" when he was like "please stop letting my co-workers gangbang you." I mean the dude was obviously a pussy about everything but that doesn't excuse her part in it. For some reason, the story about her that sticks in my mind is Sandman walking in on her blowing Sabu AND Joey Mercury in a bathroom while Chris was wrestling. I know Sandman also said Sabu had a handful of soma that he was slowly giving her while she was debasing herself, but that might have been a separate blowjob.
I knew a dude who was around in the ECW days that said she also shared needles with New Jack, so there's a fun bit of info for everyone. It was some weird dope I've never heard of since where you spike up, push it in, THEN PULL IT BACK OUT, NOW WITH YOUR BLOOD IT IN IT AS WELL, AND PASS IT TO THE NEXT GUY. I've had to stop myself from posting some of the shit he told me it was so scandalous (to be fair it was just like 2 conversations in the late 90's, and he could've been lying, but I know for a fact he was around then so who knows? Yea, I'm old.) Anyway yea not surprising she wound up a drug addled mess. I'd say it's pretty much a guarantee she's going to be gone a while, unfortunately for her.
imagine taking the time to write this out
imagine thinking anyone is going to read this
imagine being OP
Never thought I'd see the day where one of Ghost songs is being used as a WWE ppv theme. Now that I finna think about it WWE has been using plenty of good themes these past few months. Is this Triple HGHs doing?
>>2184958
NXT shows always use metal songs, B-shows went back to buttrock, and the A-shows still use gay ass radio pop
>>2184958
I want to eventually see a band play live before an NXT show. Ghost would have been perfect
>Ghost
>Good
Pick one, tryhard cult hipster millennial.
So who's idea was it to have Randy Orton join the Wyatt Family?
This still feels entirely unnecessary and it makes me wonder if this was something Randy wanted to do.
>>2184864
Your mum. Her idea.
It was necessary to not have the feud end after a month with Bray jobbing as usual. This way they will able to stretch it out so Bray can job at WM
the storyline should be that orton was playing them all along but bray knows
Post yfw
>>2184823
>>2184823
Combined 140 years old in the ring right there.
Truly a time for younger talent to shine.
>>2184823
Holy shit 'Carder looks disgusting
Sad!
>Coughing
>Hacking
>Incoherent
>Erratic bleeding
MAYBE he shouldn't concuss himself with the door hitting anymore...
INb4 goldberg is removed from the rumble for medical reasons
>the state of Redberg
What would your wrestling entrance music be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIgz9HvsVjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tge7RMW4vMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfcAvS4QbDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s