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His gimmick is he wrestled all over the world and he's happy to be here.

>>2186662
>he needs a gimmick to like a wrestler
18+

>>2186675
Wrestling is about the characters. Without characters it's just two dudes fake fighting.

Taker/Styles would be MOTY

>>2186654
I'm gonna keep saying it, Vince wants this company to die before he does.

If Vince actually wanted snowflakes, he'd probably do something like Taker/AJ/Cena or Joe/AJ/Cena in the main event.

Based Big Dog

Jericho was buried so hard this title run that smarks actually cheered Hulk Hogan for possibly the only time ever because he took the belt off HHH

He never got another run with the WWE belt after this because it was such a failure they only gave him runs with the World belt which was a glorified IC belt

>>2186518
People still force the TNA meme but I think this one will die down to just being an annual thing in the month of January

Nobody thinks it will ever be bigger than WWE, but you'd have to personally suck Vince McMahon's cock if you think WWE is a better product.

>>2186533
I can't say that NJPW is better because i don't watch it, that's why I said BIGGER and not BETTER, it seems that
reading comprehension isn't a thing for you

>>2186488
i'll help ya pic a different finna site
https://www.reddit.com/

"the big dog cometh"

>>2186494
I wish someone could help you on how to be funny

>jericho holds belt
>ratings increase every week
>no charlotte or bayley on the show except interviews
>ratings increase

Meltzer helping with the ratings.

>Reach 3.5mil in the first hour last week
>Don't reach 3.5 mil in any hour this week
>"Up"

HELLOOVAH KICK

fuck off Achmed

Sami was over as fuck at the LIVE event I went to over the weekend. I almost thought he was going to get a win on Brawn toward the end of their match Friday, but poor Generico got power slammed out of nowhere.

>>2186410
Does YLYL mean something different on /asp? On /b it normally involves posting humourous pictures

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>>2186410
hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, reddit's too blocks down

>>2186413
Pretty sure its all bananas there

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>I want you all to keep in mind 2 weeks in Roman Reigns still doesn’t give a shit about losing the United States Championship. Jericho had to BEG Roman to use his rematch clause because again...”Da Beeg Dawg” ain’t got the time to be worrying about lesser championships right now.

>Also fun fact, outside of House Shows; Roman Reigns has faced Chris Jericho on Raw Free TV a grand total of 9 FUCKING TIMES! I get that Jericho gets paid to lose 99.999% of the time but this is becoming absurd. You’re a goddamn mark if you think normies care about Jericho the character its his retarded catchphrases that are over. The List and the phrase “Stupid Idiot” is more over the Jericho.

http://kiwi6.com/file/dq6roq8mhy

>How do we book Nia Jax as the Braun Strowman of her division...HAVE HER CUT A PROMO LIKE SHE IS A FUCKING CHARACTER FROM THE FILM MEAN GIRLS THEN HAVE SASHA BEAT HER VIOLENTLY WITH A CRUTCH!

>Last night it occurred to me that I finally figured out what Noam Dar’s character is suppose to be. He’s playing Fandango. Think about it. Fandango’s gimmick since signing a role with the company is Comedy Undercard Idiot who has multiple girlfriends, he loses every match he’s in but he makes it sound like not that big of the deal because in kayfabe he’s getting pussy. This gimmick has been copied by Val Venis who copied it off Brian Pillman who copied it off Rick Rude who copied it off Ric Flair.

>Goldburg as a little pep me up had a little bit of sniff sniff and to calm himself down he started football tackling his private locker room door with his head because he’s just so fucking HYPED to be able to entertain the Ohian Crowd tonight.

>Also on a lighter note: Rusev broke his nose last night. Too Lazy to look back and see who botched

>>2186380
>AVE HER CUT A PROMO LIKE SHE IS A FUCKING CHARACTER FROM THE FILM MEAN GIRLS THEN HAVE SASHA BEAT HER VIOLENTLY WITH A CRUTCH!

yeah they really don't understand how monsters are supposed to work or the underdog-monster dynamic

>>2186412

Now let her run a program with a worker notorious for hurting herself on purpose because she doesn't know how to work safer not harder.

HHH be chill as fuck

>>2186330
Same thing as always, the Terra Ryzing entrance theme.

>I hate it here.
>This is boring.
>Why does dad drag me to this political shit
>I wish I was in Florida
>lol Seth got totally worked by my music
>my new tron is so fucking cool
>maybe if her mom gets this stupid job, Steph will let me be on top tonight

Roman vs Cena - 4 hour ironman match
Breezango vs New Day
Undertaker vs Brian Kendrick
Hype Bros vs Cesaro/Sheamus

Dark Match
Jim Duggan vs AJ Styles

Jack Swagger vs every champion with Swagger going over.

Make The Andre a complete fucking spectacle. A WCW World War 3 style battle royal.

3 rings in a staggered line with each with the separate brands on the apron.

Left side: NXT yellow.
Center: RAW red
Right side: Smackdown blue.

Put 20 superstars from each brand in their respective ring until 5 remain and then consolidate them all into the center ring. Then change the LED apron to the Wrestlemania theme.

It gets everyone on deck, gets the crowd warm, and could potentially build feuds within brands.

It sounds like a logistical nightmare, but I'm sure it could be done.

He's fat

>>2186308
4U

>>2186303
Why does she look different?

Bret never drew a dime you mark.

>>2186292
Move Bret to C+, Cena to A and take Undertaker off the list entirely.

>>2186292
>Seth
>A
kek he's a B at best

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>"Without the dark, you would never see the stars."
>seeing in the dark
>carrots help you see in the dark
>horses eat carrots

FUCKING CONFIRMED

>>2186212
She stole Brandi Rhodes gimmick

shes probably bummed about getting put on the preshow. especially after they used CHHHarlotte to bury her.

>>2186200
based murphy fucks alexa bliss and no one seeing this post will

>>2186200
He is good ring(strong as fuck with some crazy deadlifts and a decent flyinf technique),but it ends there he does not have much appeal as character and his mic skills are meh the only time he was over was in his tag team(and it was only over while alexa was their valet)