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People are gonna throw trash

Let's hope this finally leads to him turning heel

He's not winning

He's not turning heel

Undercarder will fight John Cena next year at Louisiana

Not agreeing that he can't but here's why
>bad at selling
>stupid expressions
>limited repertoire
>calls spots too loudly
>matches contain little wrestling and lots of sports entertainment
>goofy as fuck gate when standing or running

On the plus side he's one of the strongest wrestlers ever and he's good at creating a compelling match and performing it without messing up, i.e. "working". It's just the style of his performance isn't very good and he isn't a good wrestler.

>>2192789
He can't run the ropes right and it would one day cost him when he loses his footing.

>>2192807
So he literally is Hogan?

>>2193023
But he'll get his foot back, right?

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>>2192788
Bretcuck (pictured) keeps spamming this board with shit threads

All we need to do is ban him and this place instantly becomes better

>>2192788
/asp/ can't be fixed.

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FedoRamen can't get through his skull that people don't want him here so he trashes every thread with his obsession over his Samoan TV Boyfriend and cries every time someone mentions the GOAT.

>only 2 more years of AJ
>literally no replacement

They're letting AJetty know his place.

>>2192710
Seth FREAKING Rollins

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"Sarah, this one" was all he said. "You heard the man!" Del Ray barked, "Out!" One by one the girls filed out, some grumbling and others casting dirty looks at Alexa. "Now see Paul, this one's got potential, I think she nee-" "You too Sarah." Del Ray was taken aback, but did not argue. She left the office and closed the door, but Alexa caught the look on her face and knew she was going to be the training dummy later. Alexa was now all alone and very intimidated, even if the man was not large his personality was.
Paul gingerly grabbed her chin, and moved her face so she may meet his gaze. "Don't worry, there's nothing to be afraid of." He said, a soft smile putting Alexa at ease. "What's your name?" It took Alexa a few seconds to even move her mouth. "L-lexi, sir." "Lexi...?" "B-bliss." Heyman seemed to smile quite Jewishly. "Well Miss Bliss, I want YOU to be my next client." Alexa was lost for words. "However, there's a standard interview all my prospective clients must go through. I can't have just anybody representing the Heyman name now, can I? No matter how beautiful they are." Alexa was wary of men telling her she was beautiful, but something about the man put her at ease.

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Heyman motioned to a chair, and told her to sit down. She did. Heyman seemed to cirlce her, inspecting her up and down. "Now, Miss Bliss, I need to have a look at you. Make sure you have the phsyique of a champion, of a winner! Take off your clothes." Alexa gasped, "I can't do that sir, daddy said only he was allowed to look at me like that!." Heyman gave her a wry smile. "Daddy's not here now is he? Besides, I just want to look. For business purposes." Alexa was conflicted, she did love daddy, but this was Paul Heyman himself, the leading agent in Sports Entertainment.
She closed her eyes, and took off her top and pants. She stood in the empty office in her underwear. Paul glared at her lecherously. "Ohohoho! Very impressive." he said, "You've certainly got what it takes to go far in this business. Sit down again." Alexa did did, feeling very exposed. Heyman circled around behind her slowly, not taking his eyes off of the nubile young girl. "Lexi," came his voice as Alexa felt his hands on her shoulders. "Do you want to be a big star?" Heyman had begun to massage her now, kneading his pudgy hands into her back. "I t-think so Sir" she said, her voice getting increasingly meek as she felt his hands begin to roam around to her front, massaging her collarbone.
She felt his hands ever so slowly work downwards more, approaching the curve of her breast. "Please Mr. Heyman sir, do-" "I said, Lexi, do you want to be a big star?" His voice was different now. Practiced and full of authority. Lexi closed her eyes, the tears beginning to well up.
"Yes."

Literally beggin ya to have sex

meltzy said the plan is to have bray win the title at ec and job to orton at mania

>>2192701
>bray winning a title
That will bankrupt the company once and for all

Wouldn't mind having Bray getting the title , could be really refreshing , but Orton doesn't need it .

>>2192689
I'm in an iPhone, give me a quick rundown please

>>2192691
two tiny women beating up a gang of men

When will iPhone users be able to view webms?

Haven't watched Total Divas. What's the Deanmeister doing on that show?

Based Titty Master

>>2192682
Doing shots with Renee's mum

Some drunk guy stole Renee's hat so he chased him down the street. Based as fuck.

You're very early m8.

Hype

Main Event Vince working anon into free advertisement

>>2192564
it was the reverse

>>2192566
reverse?

bump i want to know
all the kevin nash vids comments are disabled

>>2192544
more than (you)

gain wealf xD

Honestly I've seen him winning only the IC title since he started getting over. Might even have a chance with tag belts more

He looks like Jeffrey from Virtua Fighter.

>>2192379
Forever a midcarder even though he's from my country

All the matches he had between June 21st and July 21st of last year. Best run by far.

Vs AJ Payback or Extreme Rules take your pick
Vs Lesnar Mania

>>2192309
I can't finna choose

>>2192306
Never. All the normal people moved on to other better forms or entertainment so now the same 2 million people watch Raw and Smackdown.

""Wrestling"" hasn't been relevant in 20 years.

>>2192306
>Fantasy fighting with unrealistic storytelling in a product that often caters to children
>Normalfags who want to watch high excitement fights can just watch MMA now.

You've already hit the nail on the head anon.

It will never regain the main stream audience it once had. While it stays culturally relevant due to die hard fans, 9 year olds, and people who are utterly retarded that watch it every week, professional wrestling through the 80s and 90s was a fad. It was cool to watch in the 80s because it was the hip new thing. And the 90s because it was smut tv. The only way it'll be relevant to casuals or normalfags ever again is either nostalgia or irony

I think you're an anti-smark but not sure

What do you think of Kevin Nash Scott Steiner and hulk hogan?

>heel Cena

wat

You are one of the greatest marks of all time. Great for you.