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>>2195678
Wasn't there something about AJ wanting whichever company that signed him to sign them as well? If so, then that's why.

They should've gone to smackdown. New Day had to break demolitions record which haulted any title run they might've had which killed Gallows and Andersons momentum. Could've had the USOS heel on Raw feuding with the new day instead.

>>2195678

They'll be the ones to take the titles off Cesaro and Sheamu, des.

I just want to eat her ass

holy freakin yummers

>>2195657
youre aware this isnt her tho, right

Lost Dusty, lost Ward and got raped with call ups

>fatgooka
>meme japanese that bends guy

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>how could he not be happy with it... Its completely better than Vince's

They were all jobbers.

The only reason anyone pretends they were good is so they have ammo to use against Cena.

Maybe get rid of d young, justin gabriel, and heath and they would look more intimidating. Although heath looks pretty good here, he sort of looks like edge.

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>Compare them to NWO. Now those guys looked like real men that could whatever the hell they wanted. The Nexus looked like gay twink Indie shitters


Funny because pic related could KO the NWO 3v1 in 30 seconds yet he looks like a "gay twink indie shitter"

Man her arms and pits are sexy as fuck

>Failed university
>now gets paid 5x more than the ones who finished it while all she does is jumps inside the ring for 15 min a day.

Won at life to be honest

>>2195612
Pretty much this
Who else /dreamsaboutwwesalaries/ here?

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More like GOAT amrite?

>>2195583
BDMWTS

MAYBE, I can kill the buyrates one last time mrghrlrgrlrm

Holy shit hes had 259 matches? And how long until he surpasses asgooka?

>>2195690
Problem is nobody except maybe a female UFC fighter would look legit winning against Asuka.

She was in Japan when she took legit hits from guys and pretty big bumps and she should lose to some bimbos that havent took a punch in their life?

>>2195712
Yes, because wrestling is fake and she is old

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>>2195433
Name 5 times where this happened.

> is only liked for his name and nostalgia
Literally who

Brock Taker Goldberg Shane were all over as fuck 15+ years ago. Hell this 3 were over for their whole career.

Also how are they jobbers

>>2195442
DDP is the GOAT human being, GTFO.

Everyone but the womemes are great, they are just put in shit booking decisions (in RAW's case at least). Asgooka can't talk, Alexa can't wrestle, and depending what day it is Charlotte can't do either or both.

This is probably the best set of champs in a long while.

Enjoy it for the next few days.

While it lasts.

>KO
Awful reign. Still being booked as a midcarder and doesn't belong in the main event.
>BMAJ
Decent reign that was almost ruined by memesworth.
>Shesaro
Okay
>AA
Didn't even appear on Smackdown last week. Ice cold.
>Jericho
Can't go in the ring anymore so his reign won't be anything special.
>Ambrose
Meh
>Charlotte
Big fan but I'm so tired of her feuding with nobody but other horsies.
>Bliss
Fail to see the hype. Never had a good match in her life. Doesn't seem to do much other than make funny faces that tumblr can turn into gifs.
>Swann
Don't watch
>Tyler Bate
Don't watch
>Nakamura
Phoning it in. He's fine I guess.
>DIY
Great wrestlers and likeable. Not much else to them.
>Asuka
Great wrestler that was stale for a few months due to the division being a wasteland. Got interesting again during the most recent tapings and I'm excited to see where she goes next.

>>2195310
i'm stoked i can't believe it's tonight

>>2195310
I'm always excited for the Rumble, even when it's obvious who is going to win.

This year there's a whole bunch of guys it could be, it's pretty hype. Only one I'd be super disappointed with is Balor.

>>2195310
Yep. I enjoy the rumble no matter what. I like the possible returns, debuts and what number who enters.

>>2195308
>Deanetty
proven anti-draw
boring in the ring
can't talk
won't keep his tongue in his mouth
wacky line

>Seth
can't draw
good in the ring
bad on the mic
botched face turn
accident waiting to happen
tiny dick

>Reigns
good wrestler
can't talk for shit
only one to draw dimes
will forever be booed

>>2195352
>Deanetty
>proven anti-raw
>most over full time face in the company right now who gets cheered the most
...

They all three, especially as the Shield were over as fuck, so over that I used to wonder what was so great about these guys? They were a stripped down version of the nexus, if you remember when Nexus destroyed the Arena

...to other companies?

>>2195249
The only thing he is drawing is more medical bills for his quads.

Let us know when you do, then

>>2195235
Doctors said he would have died in less than a year due to his enlarged heart had he not committed those murders, so he would've still been dead, but they probably would've never toned down the violence up until around 2011 or 2012 when Linda Mcmahon got into politics. Benoit would've gotten the hall of fame treatment and would've been talked about as the greatest technical wrestler to ever get in the ring.

Retired or almost retired, and rembered as one of the best technical wrestlers of all time.

He most likely would have continued until now, I think he would have left the WWE at some point to wrestle elsewhere but would come back for one last run. He'd get a Wrestlemania send off against someone like Undertaker or job to an upcoming talent. The WWE would be more mature were it not for Benoit so things like chair shots to head would still exist. I don't know how seriously WWE treated head injuries prior to Benoit but if his problems were discovered, would he have retired?

>>2195220
CTE is a thing. It just affects people different.

Foley got off lightly, but even at that he's often visibly confused and forgetful in modern day promos. That'll likely get worse as he gets older.

>>2195220
Beniot already had mental health issues going into it. He was a perfectionist, to the point of physically punishing himself for mistakes. He was also an introvert, so it was hard for him to make friends. Having lost so many of his friends in the mid 2000s, he had no one to vent to and open up to, so he bottled up his emotions. He was also having marital problems, stemming from their disabled child. As a perfectionist his child being disabled bothered him and the marital issues bothered him, and as a strongly religious person he believed that it was somehow God punishing him.
Most of those issues on their own should be something a regular person can cope with, but all of those together combined with the degradation of his brain caused him to break.

Daniel Bryan
Dolph Ziggler

People say how old he looks now but in-ring he looks the freaking same except for the huge belly but it is known that Taker loves alcohol so w/e.

>>2195207
that hair is fake and i'm so confused as to why they're doing it this way. he looked fantastic at WM31 when he had the short hair, but not shaved. Why does he keep wearing wigs?

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>>2195213
>that hair is fake