>Undertaker wins rumble
>lights go out
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dQKo_EV0c
Be honest, you'd mark
>>2198385
Nope, I don't see why they need 1 washed up WCW hasbeen wrestling let alone 2.
>>2198391
you are forgetting washed up has been #3 Dad berg
>Undercarder enters the Rumble
>lights go out
>crowd disappears
This is what would happen
>tfw they crush the inevitable shield reunion
Those manlets? Kek.
Two bouncers with zero charisma. Great.
>>2198354
Booking wise getting based tama tonga as the leader would make it even better.
It's the big red machine!
nice meme dude!
There's probably a 90% chance that this guy browses and posts on /asp/
>>2198367
well he looks like typical fedoramen
What do you guys think Kofi Kingston will do in the Rumble this year?
Jump on/in the shark cage
That's not Kofi by the way. That's Booker T.
>>2198316
ha ha very funny you called him Kofi, that's the TNA champ
>>2198319
check your eyesight. That's Ezekiel you moron
HERE'S THE THING SETH... I'M BACK BECAUSE FOOTBALL SEASON IS OVER...
>>2198211
Enough of this meme. He never leaves just because of football season. You people think you're so smart and onto something but really you're not.
>>2198216
Sorry Paul
>>2198216
Hey hunter
Hey chums, I haven't watched wrestling in a long while but just got the Network to tune into my favorite match, Royal Rumble. Could someone catch me up on all the storylines and stuff to look out for?
Thanks,
Ricky
>>2198189
Buy the subscribe to the WWE Network ya cheap jew poorfag
ya see there is this guy, they call him roman reigns. all people boo him so he will lose his match
cena will take on guy that debuted last year, his name is aj. he had sex, took a shower and actually got a clue. he beat dean cuz dean is shit
bork is angry and wants to kill people so they called goldberg to stop him and it worked.
other than that there is nothing important
>>2198189
y2j will cost owens the title against Ramen.
Cenawinslol
taker wins the rumble
goes off the air with the big Cena/Taker staredown
I know ASP fucking hates WhatCulture and I only put up with their content because I like Simon and Ross. That being said, this is absolute bullshit. Their WhatCulture Extra bullshit which is so they can charge people to watch their shitty promotion, are now putting exclusive lists on Extra. The thing that made them money and allowed them to launch their Shitty Promotion, is being allowed to view for 7 fucking dollars.
I am not shilling
I am not even a huge fan of WC.
This is bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKW1EXC5fD0
It's their business and if they want to charge for some shitty lists then so be it. They shouldn't be surprised when they stop drawing dimes because only 5 people are dumb enough to pay for it.
>>2198164
Can we stop talking about them? Or fuck with them. Either way they drive me nuts
>>2198164
Go to Daily motion, some dude uploads the majority of their stuff free.
There are 2 men that have won the Royal Rumble from the #1 spot.
One of those men was The Heartbreak Kid - Shaun Michaels.
>>2198155
who was the other?
>>2198171
>>2198155
Can't wait for Byron to ask who the other one was.
>Be the most over act on RAW
>Still not on the rumble.
When will Vince cast aside his grudge and push Titus? Or at least not bury him?
Who /UraUraUra/ here?
>>2198050
dude can't even get eliminated right
that being said he should be in every year just to see how he fucks it up each time
take your reddit meme to rrddit
>>2198050
hey reddit
>Nikki Cross
>Peyton Royce
>Billie Kay
Whoever is eating the pin tonight is the Jannetty
>>2198044
Peyton Royce has natural tits, it's kind of refreshing.
So Asuka then?
That's not how matches, wrestling, or Marty Jannetty work.
Serious question: will he be allowed to work in WWE with Trump's Muslim ban?
He is canadian.
He uses his religion just for cheap pops and is probably an atheist., i doubt he has the time to pray 5 times a day while being on the road
I am pretty sure his criminal record is empty
Also he is white
He is safe
Yes. What a dumb question is this? You probably voted for Drumpf. No wonder this country will go down the shitter in the foreseeable future.
There isn't a proposed ban on Islam.
>The hat is the gimmick
>the ears are the gimmick
>The hairline is the gimmick
>Indy shitters everywhere
The state of wwe
http://www.inquisitr.com/3928044/wwe-news-what-is-the-expected-attendance-number-for-the-royal-rumble/
why is it that attendance records are so high and yet TV ratings are so low?
>>2197952
Casuals love WM and the Rumble
Also
>inquistr
>>2197952
Not as many people watch WWE on TV when you can watch it on the Network or stream it on another website.
Vince has always lied about attendance numbers.
Based thikki bella working the smarks, marks, and divas.
>>2197941
She marks me work my smark till it diva shoots.
>tfw no Nikki gf
I'd like to nut inside her if you know what I mean.
Why is Paul such a weak leader?
>>2197926
NXT was a mistake
Paul is as out of touch as Vince, difference is that Paul does succumb to smarks
>>2197931
But look at what a good job it's done developing a new company face to replace Cena and keeping wrestling mainstream and not a irrelevant niche interest for a dwindling market with nostalgia for when wrestling was better.