Oh shit, you just stiffed Asuka now she is about to return the favor. What move will you use to stop her? Keep in mind she already has three bodies on injured reserve and you're next.
>>2563436
I will roll a cinnamon bun out the ring and watch her dive headfirst into the mat and break her neck in an attempt to get it.
>>2563436
Rub her belly.
Will wrestling ever recover from what transpired here?
>>2563383
That was a known work, mark.
WWE propaganda put Undercarder on the same level as Austin and Hogan
For shame like this I don't lament that undertaker career ended in such a bad manner
hell be fine
What happened?
>>2563384
Heat exhaustion in Japan
>>2563389
yep, he'll be fine alright
>Bret Hart suffered a stroke after being kicked in the head by Goldberg and was also low-drawing champion
>Shawn Michaels broke his back at the prime of his career as another low-drawing champion, only to job to Steve Austin
>CM Punk got cucked when he fought for real in UFC while Brock Lesnar became champion
>Daniel Bryan had to retire due to injuries after finally getting a title reign that lasted in the blink of an eye
>Finn Balor, someone who Naitch said would never headline Wrestlemania, got injured by Seth Rollins and concussed by Big Poppa Poo
Maybe Vince is right. Maybe fragile manlets isn't the way to go with his company.
>>2563269
>He thinks Triple H, Kevin Nash, Stone Cold, Undertaker never got hurt in their whole career.
Absolutely, I think the midgets project has officially failed and now wwe is going back to old roots. With jinder, mojo, charlie and Braun getting the push.
>>2563277
Exactly
Orton injured HIMSELF while doing a fucking taunt
Nash got injured FROM WALKING
CM Punk revolutionized the WWE. And it's the main reason Triple H wanted him gone
Triple H wanted to convert NXT from a reality show to TNA Impact Spike TV Era. He wanted to win over the smarks and at the same time have an impressive resume for the Board of Directors when Vince passes. NXT focuses heavily on Indie Darlings and many are advocated by CM Punk himself. CM Punk created the Shield, the third proposed member Chris Hero is now a main eventer on NXT. Triple H pretty much plagiarized CM Punks thoughts, ideas and opinions.
Dewitt, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, AJ Styles should thank C.M Punk not Triple H. If you don't like the current product don't blame CM Punk, blame Triple H. Triple H stole the basic idea, he just didn't know how to take it forward
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>2563264
People maybe wouldn't be agree with you OP, but HHH main reason to create today's NXT is CM Punk. Punk hurted HHH ego so hard that the only way of being over with new talent and some dumb smarks was getting all this indie pepple to the roster, HHH is insecure as fuck.
>>2563284
>implying burgers are good
>implying budweiser is good
shower, weights, clue
>CM Punk vs Stone cold (offer punk 3mil or something so he'll come back)
>The Rock vs Triple H
WWE Championship
>Roman Reigns (C) vs John Cena
Universal Championship
>Brock Lesnar (C) vs Shinsuke Nakamura
US Championship
>Kevin Owens (C) vs Sami Zayn (I Quit match)
>IC Championship laddermatch with 5 other people and AJ Styles
> Kurt Angle vs Rusev
>Daniel Bryan vs The Miz
>Andre The Giant battle Royal (winner is Bobby Roode or some other NXT callup)
>Smackdown Womens championship Charlotte vs Naomi vs James Ellsworth (Carmella got injured and Ellsworth was the same weight as her so he replaced her)
RAW Womens championship
>Alexa Bliss vs Nia Jax (C)
Smackdown Tag team championship
>New Day (C) vs The Usos
Raw Tag team championship
>Hardy Boyz (C) vs Enzo & Cass
>>2563245
>CM Punk vs Stone cold (offer punk 3mil or something so he'll come back)
No one cares about CM Punk.
>>2563245
I would rather see Punk vs Styles desu
>>2563245
>3 out of the four main eventers are fucking attitude era guys
>in 2018
fucking no
Enzo and Cass done right
who?
>>2563222
finna whom
>>2563222
who are these literal nobodies and in whose backyard do they wrestle?
>THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE™
>>2563211
FINNA GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT
>THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE™
>>2563211
>THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE™
these two guys are going to main event a pay per view together one day
how happy are you?
They both suck just bring back CM Punk for fucks sake
>>2563209
>Backlash is held in Chicago
>CM Punk lives in Chicago
>>2563209
go away phil
> Defends WWE revisionist history because they can't think for themselves
> Shitty 50-50 booking that puts nobody over
> Calling legitimate promotions like CMLL & NJPW "Outlaw" Wrasslin
>"Funny" Pop culture references har har har
> Cringey New Day Skits
> 3 Hour Stephanie McMahon segments
> WWE Creative aka those toy monkeys with cymbals
> Pushing the worst wrestler on the roster (Jinder)
> Hot potatoing the Women's Championship
> Getting into arguments with CHILDREN about a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW
> Praises ANYTHING Vince McMahon does (XFL, WBF,)
> ACTUALLY giving them money for the network, when you can just torrent that shit
> Using WWE Verbiage in real life
> DEFENDING WWE even when they know Universal will drop their asses from network television soon!
> Defends record low attendance and tanking ratings
> BLIND WORSHIPPERS
> Using stupid "buzzwords" like "The Big Dog", "Monster Among Men" etc in real life
>>2563160
based big poppa dump living in your head free of rent
>>2563160
this post finna made me cringe desu
>>2563160
Leave the E Drones alone OP
You shouldn't be making fun of Mentally Handicapped people!
>I never was a fan of women’s professional wrestling, and even now I’m still not a fan. I wanted to become a wrestler because I was a fan of men’s professional wrestling.
Is she /ourgirl/?
>>2563155
No she's too fat
>>2563159
She doesn't look fat in OP's pic.
>>2563159
>>2563170
LOW TEST
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https://youtu.be/LXtSz8uYSGA
https://youtu.be/bbmCrgK2hDQ
https://youtu.be/_wsR7XYHhGM
>>2563154
The people who say yes to it are almost as dumb desu
>hey lad during our match I'm gonna headbutt you for a shoot
>"No fuck off you failed MMA reject"
Is that so hard
>>2563158
You know who never agreed to doing that headbutt spot
this guy
>>2563168
>claims to be KOSS
>can't even take ciabatta bread's dome-piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N94AEL9gMvk
Shitty cuckculture stream.
>>2563147
>that creature on the bottom right
>>2563149
yuck
>>2563147
We should spam chat with shit.
>Emma
>Blissy
>Ember
Why is this bitch still employed? She has a body count rivaling Jasethy's
Haitch loves fridge bodied women and some of the most desperate boys backstage probably use her too
>>2563106
>body shaped like a fridge
>regularly runs through it's entire contents
huh really made me ponder lots of stuff
>Ember suicide dives like a down syndrome Superman for no reason
>Asuka's fault
The state of OP
Could these 2 men be the rebirth of kayfabe and good gimmicks with Undertaker's passing?
>>2563066
>mentioning brayetty with big dimes matt
>>2563066
>Thinking Mattetty will get a major single pop in the wwe
>>2563077
Surely you jest