Big draw Braun. All 3 of his segments got over a million views. Is it safe to say the days of indie manlets is over?
God I hope so
>days is over
Illiterate anti-smarklet
>>2560123
Nah. But Strowman is way more over than Balor.
Are you guys ready for the influx of underage marks this summer
Why would someone come here instead of Le reddit Wrestling forum or fuck,even wooo?
Reminder that le summer meme is just that, a meme. Mootykins debunked it years ago
>>2560128
Was just coming to post this.
>There's never been any documented proof that traffic increases during summer
>Anons get so butthurt that people don't agree that they need memes to pretend like it's some invaders.
>all nxt champs are amazing wres-
he was the only good nxt champ
Bo was a fun character at least.
And it didn't take him long to start having good matches.
>>2560079
The NXT Champ reigns only stopped being good when Balor/Joe/Nakamura started playing hot potato with it and did nothing else in-between their matches for it.
The Outsourced Outlaws
Can Mahal fix his Gyno please i literally can't look at his body its so disgusting. How can you have literal bitch tits and be like "its fine, i can go in front of 1 million+ people shirtless"
>>2560045
The Smackdali Lamas
>>2560045
These three will have a bollywood dancing gimmick by the end of next year.
/asp/ was never good but it was decent once in a while. Past few months it has become unbearably crap and painfully repetitive. I am all for shitposting but it's now boreposting. The contratrian gimmick has run it's course. If it's not that, it's picking a flavor of the week and spamming threads for every little thought that comes to your tiny brain
What's worse is Dean Mark/Carter will never leave this place and is still responsible for 90% of the threads.
have sex
>>2560012
finna
gain height
>Strowman getting the monster push
>Reigns still destined to take Cena's position
>Orton as champion
>Roided "Mooslem" as new top heel (they're all Muslims to dumb marks and guys like Vince, let's be honest)
>Pushing a fat ugly man as "The Face of America"
>Brock champion forever even though he never appears on television and never defends the title
>Maria coming back to shake her ass on live television
Is 2017 Vince's last dying gasp?
Vince doesn't strike me as the type who's into dem gurls wit da big ol' butts.
>2017
>Maria having an ass
Worked this entire company into actually signing her awful husband based off high heels and outfits she's not allowed to wear in wwe
>>2559949
He does seem more like the volleyball implant tits type, yes.
What exactly was Hunter's thought process when he had this booked?
>I'm going to furiously jerk off to the footage later
And vince agreed on it too
>I'm so lucky to be cucked by him,he has a big viper
We fucking lost, bros. Ryan Ward has officially lost his mind. Where were you when Smackdown was kill?
>>2559704
based big log working the smarks
>TFW watching entirely for Nakamura and Styles
Raw is legitimately better now. How the tables have turned.
I'll start
> pic relatd
It's really funny and I'm glad you've made the same thread within 18 hours of the last one.
I'm typing this on the toilet and the poo is halfway out right now by the way.
What's your least favourite captcha category? Mine is mountains and street numbers, because they make you click so damn many of them.
Sporks up, lads!
>>2559690
>Gart
>>2559690
I can't stand the drawing around the shape one. Especially when there's like 3 objects to drawing around
>One of the things that (Justin) Roberts confirms here that you hear very often is that WWE really does prey on people who want to get inside the company out of a long term fandom to take advantage of that. Like they deliberately target hires who are "marks" for the business with this whole "Well this is your life long dream why would you want to work anywhere else?" mantra that to give you the perception that it's an atmosphere surrounded by a mutual obsessive love of wrestling that is exactly how you always imagined it. And then only then you actually show up and you find out the management is constantly making excuses for what they do, wants to distance themselves from it as much as possible, and even some of the talent will deliberately think of you as a mark they can take advantage of because you came in wanting to experience the business as a fan they used to fleece.
>Oh, and that business about deliberately telling him NOT to pop the crowd at the beginning of shows because the crowd only has so many pops to give and he's "trying to get himself over" is mental. Even outside of wrestling I can't think of a single form of live entertainment that doesn't start with somebody else (even if its over a loudspeaker) trying to pop the crowd for an easy "AREN'T YOU EXCITED TO BE HERE?" reaction. And I doubt that guy on stage gets yelled at by somebody on crew that "Hey, nobody's hear to see you!"
>this entire wall of text
>none of it is about Jinder
>>2559673
Disgusting tbqhfam
And you look at the WWE fanbase and you wonder why they're actual subhumans and then you understand why
>>2559673
based Vince working the independent contractors into a lifetime of servitude
>James Ellsworth
>Now Jinder Mahal
Is it safe to say that Smackdownetty is a feeder for RAW's rejects?
Also eternal /RAW/ celebration thread
Thanks Big Drawing Beefy Braun
>>2559626
>seething
>>2559626
Based big log working the smarks
>Rawtist CRYING
BASED Big Poppa Poo
This hinders the Jinder
>>2559600
CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
based big log working the marks
>>2559614
That's a big loo.
Based Sasha calling out the smarks on their hypocrisy
Based SashA+
He doesn't have indie cred. Checkmate anti-smarks.
>>2559610
But he wrested in Japan
> Defends WWE revisionist history because they can't think for themselves
> Shitty 50-50 booking that puts nobody over
> Calling legitimate promotions like CMLL & NJPW "Outlaw" Wrasslin
>"Funny" Pop culture references har har har
> Cringey New Day Skits
> 3 Hour Stephanie McMahon segments
> WWE Creative aka those toy monkeys with cymbals
> Pushing the worst wrestler on the roster (Enzo)
> Hot potatoing the Women's Championship
> Getting into arguments with CHILDREN about a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW
> Praises ANYTHING Vince McMahon does (XFL, WBF,)
> ACTUALLY giving them money for the network, when you can just torrent that shit
> Using WWE Verbiage in real life
> DEFENDING WWE even when they know Universal will drop their asses from network television soon!
> Defends record low attendance and tanking ratings
> BLIND WORSHIPPERS
BASED BIG POPPA POO WORKING THE RACISTS
>>2559595
>Pushing the worst wrestler on the roster (Enzo)
That's a funny way to spell Jinder
>>2559747
>worked by the big poppa
BASED
ITT: Supposed "shoot" moments that you believed were/might have been set up all along to work smarks as well as casuals
Hard mode: no Montreal Screwjob
>WWE getting increasingly huge fan base in India
>Jinder gets notable Mania moment
>have Jinder later "stiff" Balor into a concussion, who just returned from a long hiatus
>Jinder instantly becomes more controversial and buzz-worthy
>simultaneously gets heat from Balor fans and also gets new fans out of those that hate Balor
>Jinder later becomes #1 contender
>Vince gets to put his based ethnic giant at the forefront and have an actual believable challenger for the title at the same time
>Vince gets to put annoying faggy-moving manlet face-paint faggot on the backburner with a "legit" excuse of him being too fragile
>two birds, one stone
Vince is a genius
Explain to me why getting worked is bad in the first place. Suspending your disbelief is pretty much what should happen whenever you watch wrestling and when a company succeeds in getting you worked that means they did something right.
Definitely the Matt/Edge/Lita thing