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Bischetty

The cool, likable one who's doing good in his niche and is appreciated the most of the three by fans?

Heyman.

Don't you dare diminish the accomplishments of these three to some shitty Shield comparison. They gave us the best of times.

Arms of an Angel.

All the ridiculous, stupid shit he was a part of as Mr. McMahon. Austin pointing a gun at him, Ric Flair saying they're partners, IT'S ME AUSTIN, him being shaved bald, etc.

They are going to do an entire tribute episode for him. An entire month, maybe even.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnNpAX8MpPI

To various moments of Austin owning him

BASED SETH

>>2565510
Isn't she a slut?

>implying she didn't already have every std ever

Don't forget Jack Swagger winning the WHC

>>2565477
Swagger didn't spend so many years as a complete jobber.

Who thought JBL was just a tag team geek? It was obvious the guy was a HOSS who had main event potential.

>outscored 13-3 in the series

LMFAO

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>>2565439
LOOK IN MY EYEEEEES WHAT DO YOU SEE

>>2565476
>we

This is why I love /asp/

Marry his fiance

Boo him because Test was fucking worthless and sucked in the ring

Punjabis hate Sikhs tho.

>>2565296

All three of them are Sikhs

Pajeet Street Posse

P

Q

Wait actually?

Luke Harper would have been better

Is Jinder simply /ourguy/?

>swole as shit
>clearly doesn't give a fuck about roid policy
>not a weak castrated nu-male unlike 90% of the roster
>can cut a fucking promo
>looks like a figter rather than an autistic cosplayer at comic con
>makes liberals cry because he doesn't fit the 'immigrants are all harmless and civilized, goy' narrative they are trying to push with zain
>not a lazy and smug cunt unlike Orton

Oh and I nearly forgot

>elbowed the shit out of gay midget indie darling, Finn Balor

>>2565274
>dirty smelly ugly indian canadian
>/ourguy/

Pick one pajeet

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Dead

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>>2565257
he took the Greatest bump of all time

Turnbuckle 1 Owen 0

Wasn't around for ADR or Miz, but Miz was MitB and he'd had the briefcase a while, so wasn't that kinda expected to be a done deal?
Knew Wyatt was winning since the Rumble.
I had a feeling Ambrose was gonna win the Briefcase, but I honestly, legitimately expected Roman to fend it off or for him to lose the briefcase.

Everything from Rollins pinning Roman to Ambrose cashing in was a beautiful fever dream for me.

honestly none

>>2565250
>Miz was MitB and he'd had the briefcase a while, so wasn't that kinda expected to be a done deal?
I read several live discussion threads on different forums the night it happened....A LOT of people were laughing and expecting Miz to be the first to lose a MITB cash-in, even though Orton had a bad leg

Dumb WWE mark like Nakamura is

>>2565186
>he doesn't know how chair shots are worked

1. Grab a folding chair.
2. Fold it up.
3. Slightly unfold the two legs by an inch or so.
4. Smack yourself (lightly) on the head with it.

You'll hear the classic "chair shot" sound but it won't hurt at all.

>>2565223
It wasn't worked very well then since she was in a lot of pain afterwards and was rushed to the emergency room

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>>2565149
Sasha should unironically be /asp/'s girl. The fact that some asshole made hating her a meme here is a fucking travesty.

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>>2565149
There are no divas on the current roster, shitlord.

But the most underrated WOMAN on the roster is based Dana.

What the fuck is Karren Jarret doing there Taz?

Dixie > Karen

Suddenly a wild Sonjay Dutt appears

Sasha's ass is underrated

>>2565106
Wat

I want to fuck Alicia Fox