>Indian mythology has two prominent demon figures
>one of them is rahu, a glorified demon with an obsession of eating worlds
>other is ketu, a half-viper half-human who has an obsession of legendary deities
>both hate each other to the core but stay together to get to each other's goals
>they get into a fight once
>lord vishnu enters
>lord vishnu obliterates and banishes both into deep space with the help of his stooges and takes away their most valued possession
>mfw jinder is the 11th avatar of vishnu
Woah...
>mythology from people that bathe in and drink shit
holy kek
>>2558938
>stay
Wow
How SEETHING is Valor right now?
>Is a manlet
>Lost mass due to injury
>Gets knocked the fuck out by based Jinder
>Will probably never be pushed again like when Ziggler and Christian got their concussions
>Has to watch Jinder get rewarded with a world title shot
We live in the right timeline.
>>2558685
Every time I see him.
His forehead is so big.
Not long, but big. It looks swollen.
A shame because his eyes and lower are attractive.
I would be mad if I was 5'5 desu
Balor is probably having an autistic fit right now breaking all his Lego playsets after seeing Jinder win tonight.
GOATS
>yfw 3MB dominates the three brands
Based Big Poppa Poo running wrestling and pencil necked geeks hate it
BPP = BBD
Slater = Jasethy
THE CHOSEN ONE = DEANETTY
Prove me wrong.
>>2558668
People actually like Slater so that doesn't work out.
SEETHING
Big Poppa Poo is a hero!!!
>>2558647
BASED BIG POPPA POO WORKING THE OBESE MURRIKANS
>>2558647
GOAT
Who is the Jannetty now?
>>2558339
LOL at that other guy being stuck on NEXT
It's still the guy who has zero (0) titles and will soon be squashed by the Jannetty of the OVW Class of 2002.
drew has quite literally always been the janetty
Leave Jinder Mahal to me.
>>2558306
Man being with the Wyatts really changed Orton, didn't it?
>>2558306
>Orton vs Jinder
>Orton about to RKO Jinder
>Jinder pushes ref into Orton, ref is knocked out
>suddenly Rakesh comes out
>RKOs Orton, helps Jinder out
>1...2...3
>And NEW World Heavyweight Champion
How hard do you mark?
>>2558521
Only if this ends with Jinder and Rakesh pooing on Randy
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER
BIG
MATCH
JINDER
>>2558174
>KFC Yum! Center
So that's where he gets his skin from.
Absolutely based
>>2558174
>114 likes
the state of it, no dimes
99% of the faggots who get called up from NXT are vanilla midget nu-males. Finn Balor, Tye Dillinger, Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, the list goes on. I'm tired of skinny, weak, likely feminist/bottom males invading my wrestling. If I wanted to see this I would move to San Francisco or NYC, but I don't.
Where are the real, larger than life men that are spectacles to watch? The HHHs, Batistas, Undertakers, Steve Austins, Hulk Hogans, Kevin Nashes, Bret Harts, Goldbergs...?
I'm tired of it!
>>2558095
Is that you Righty? I like your videos
he likes people that are good at wrestling
>>2558114
>good at wrestling
People watch wrestling to see Mastodons roided to the gills clash. No one gives a shit about your flippy "ring work"
>Hey Jinder, we got a proposition for ya big guy
>My father in law and my bro here want you to know that if you can poo in that toilet there, we will give ya a shot at the title. (giggling)
>jinder enters the restroom
>poos on the floor
>picks it up
>tosses it into the loo
>calls the McMahons over to check it
>>2557786
That's autism for ya
>>2557786
(((Pajeet))) did it AGAIN
>poos on the floor and tosses it into the loo
fucking kek
why not just poo in the loo?
Remember when Cena and AJ were fighting for this thing?
Talk about buried.
>being a hinder fag
>>2557313
>getting this hindered
>>2557313
Who even has it now? I forgot.
APOLOGIZE, GRINGO
>>2557181
Sorry Big Pappa Poo
>>2557181
>An Indian saying "gringo"
The absolute state of /asp/'s education.
>gringo
holy fuck delete this
Anyone else ever notice how many titles Shawn Micheals has won from a Hart Foundation member?
>Rockers def.Hart foundation for tag title
( even if It didn't really count)
Hbk def. Davey boy Smith for IC title
Hbk eliminates Davey boy Smith last at royal rumble 95
Hbk and Diesel def. Owen Hart and Yokozuna for tag titles.
Hbk def. Bret Hart for wwe title (wm12)
Hbk and Steve Austin def Owen Hart and Davey boy with for tag titles
Hbk def. Davey boy Smith for European title
Hbk "def." Bret Hart for wwe title ( screwjob)
Help me out if I'm forgetting any.
>>2556552
Shit I fucked up the greetext
Shawn, the king of winning straps and dipping out before he had to lose it. What a stud.
>>2556552
His win with Diesel over Owen & Yoko was also kind of a win over Davey Boy too given how the match played out.
fellow leafs
is sportsnet not playing SMACK tonight because of hockey playoffs? wtf?
Real sports are more important to Canadians than fake ones.
>>2556424
A fucking leaf! It's on tomorrow at 7.30pm instead.
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lainloKTx4c
>>2556304
this
>>2556304
i was mad they went over the ascension last night. Like, i get that the ascension is poo but i like their look and i want them to be back on tv
>>2559209
I still don't get why Ascension didn't go over AA at that one PPV where Uces beat the shit out of Alpha.