is GOATzales the big name return for when WWE 2k18 comes out
>>2568176
Holy shit that body suit. He looks like he's about to start in a live action Attack on Titan.
I wonder if 2K will ever go "there's vidya to be sold here, bring back Punk already."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ms0DFxpptk
He was going to fucking talk about the bullying go to 7:13
>>2568152
This works the the anti-smarks into a shoot
>>2568156
>"look at me I'm trying so hard to fit in with /asp/"
I meant 7:03
>seth rollins theme plays
>>2568078
This was fine. The bad guys got beat and throw a tantrum. Women's wrestling the WWE is for little girls. This is fine.
>>2568078
>Baron Corbin's theme plays
He's a schmuck but his theme is hype
>>2568446
That's not a bad market to break into. Little girls buy the shit out of American girl dolls. And those things are butt ugly and stupid as fuck. If WWE tried to break into the "little girl role model market" they could make some serious money.
He's not good in the ring
yes he is
>>2568031
He's good if he has someone like Bryan, Benoit etc. to carry him.
He's a good broom, basically.
I give this thread a 4/10. Just never impressed me.
Was she a draw?
Honestly, at the time yes, this lady was fucking hot shit in the 80's.
Too bad it looks like she couldn't give a shit to be there. She's got that gimme a paycheck look.
>>2568032
She had some funny moments on commentary (what you could hear, the quality was terrible).
holy fucking yum
Who was the Janetty?
Neither, they are both GOATS.
Both of these literally whos
>>2568018
18+ son.
Why are all WWE stars giant flabby blubbernauts? I thought they were supposed to be athletes...
>>2567946
Wrong bitch. They're sports entertainers.
>>2567946
I dunno man, he's a 48 year old guy that can still do a back flip and go longer than most of the younger guys
>>2567946
They aren't
Rate the following wrestlers from best to worst
>Brad Maddox
>Chris Candido
>Chris Sabin
>Dean Ambrose
>John Morrison
>Kenny (Spirit Squad)
>Kevin Sullivan
>Kurt Angle
>Matt Hardy
>Brad Maddox
>Chris Candido
>Chris Sabin
>Dean Ambrose
>John Morrison
>Kenny (Spirit Squad)
>Kevin Sullivan
>Kurt Angle
>Matt Hardy
>>2567925
Shit a few of these names I have no idea but ill giv it a shot.
>maddox
>morrison
>ambrose
>sullivan
>kenny (dont know the story)
>sabin ^^
>candido ^^
>sullivan
>angle
>hardy
>>2567925
From top being best and bottom being worst
>Kurt Angle
>Matt Hardy
>Chris Candido
>Kevin Sullivan
>Brad Maddox
>POWERGAP
>John Morrison
>Dean Ambrose
>Chris Sabin (don't know who that is)
>Kenny (Spirit Squad)
Draw a dime.
>>2567870
You first.
>>2567870
>haitch literally asking rookies to draw a dime so he can finally find out the secret
Is Finn Balor done? They're still trying to portray him as a big deal, but with the two injuries and the tepid crowd reaction, we could be looking at a man permanently stuck on the midcard or cruiserweight hell.
Turn him heel and reform him with The Club. Would make for a fun feud with Reigns.
>>2567833
In a perfect world they would reform the Bullet Club and have Reigns be Bad Luck Fale. Imagine the boos and pops for Finn coming out riding Romans shoulders.
I don't know why, but this dude lost all his luster when he came to WWE. I don't like his entrance, his demon stuff and his matches aren't very exciting or interesting.
The complete opposite of Nakamura, for example, who still feels like as big a deal as he was back in Japan.
Pic related. Basically anything else is a stupid opinion. Roman vs Brock was GOAT and no one ever thought it would be that good.
>not this
Benoit yourself my man
>>2567813
Lesnar-Roman was a far better match. Arguably the best WWE match this decade.
>>2567813
HHH/Bryan was better
What makes a vanilla Midget? Height, (lack of) charisma, etc? At what height would you call someone too small?
based eddie working negative dime drawer nash from the fucking grave.
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>>2567719
You caught me, now hit the weights
>>2567716
Anything under 6'2'' is too small unless built like a tank, in which case 6'0'' is an acceptable minimum
Who's the Jannetty?
>>2567673
Drewetty
Drewetty
>Heathy babys entire 2016 arc
>getting over with Rhyno and becoming the 1st SD tag team champs
>Big Poppa Poo being slingshoted into the main event for the most prestigious title in sports entertainment
>drewetty getting released and being brought back out of pity to the developmental show
>>2567673
>Drew
>drew nothing
Seriously, what went wrong?
>inb4 le cuck meme
But that was pretty much it. He lost respect after the stuff with Batista. And between that and the incident with Trish, he ended any chance of getting anywhere in WWE.
>>2567668
His gimmick was about being charismatic even though he has the charisma of a dead fish.
No charisma and he was a cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb7d55KG4qA
Thoughts?
The only way I'll accept this is if he joins Neville and they have a stable of former babyfaces who turned heel and got their music very slightly tweaked to sound more evil.
>>2567556
Is it a lucha thing?
>>2567556
Where are their other arms?