>Bret Hart suffered a stroke after being kicked in the head

>>2563269
>He thinks Triple H, Kevin Nash, Stone Cold, Undertaker never got hurt in their whole career.

Absolutely, I think the midgets project has officially failed and now wwe is going back to old roots. With jinder, mojo, charlie and Braun getting the push.

>>2563277
Exactly

Orton injured HIMSELF while doing a fucking taunt

Nash got injured FROM WALKING

Randy Orton has been injured by, among other things, taking out the trash and doing one of his signature taunts.

Cena suffered two major injuries in less than a year between late 2007 and Summerslam 2008. Then at the end of 2015 he came back from a hiatus only to immediately get injured.

Vince's quads exploded by walking to the ring, clearly Vince is the way to go with his company.

>>2563313
Was it a career-ending injury though?

If you're not a fragile manlet like CM "Ow, Ryback hurt me again!" Cuck and Daniel "Bingo Hall" Bryan, they'd be headlining Japan or UFC today.

>>2563324
Vince no-sold that injury. Finn and Hideo "Itai!"-mi would be out of action for four years if that happened to him.

Shawn Michaels literally drew more than the Undertaker

>>2563327
>Hideo "Itai!"-mi
Oh, man, that sucked. Shame on you.

>>2563324
Supposedly one quad blew and he blew the other one as soon as he got back stage to a blood curdling scream

>>2563324
>owner of the company gets injured
>that must mean it's okay for his main eventers to get injured by jobbers too

w/r/eddit logic.

>>2563330
Hideo just got sidelined for four months due to how bad that pun was.

>>2563324
>tear quad
>career ending injury
have you ever even played a sport in your life, faggot?

>>2563336
So what does that make OP's logic, just garden variety retarded?

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>>2563313
And yet he didn't retire like a pussy and is still wrestling with the belt to this day.

>>2563344
OP's logic is that midget manlets that get injured as easily as non-wrestling personalities and referees in the WWE aren't fit to be main eventers.

It's pretty sound. The Vanilla Midget Experiment has run its course.

>Shawn Michaels broke his back at the prime of his career as another low-drawing champion, only to job to Steve Austin

What? HBK had to go. he was addicted to coke and pain killers Vince wanted him to heal and go get help.

The Austin era begun

>>2563269

you forgot Eddie and Benoit

also Mysterio I guess who was constantly injured

Thank god guys like Edge and Stone Cold never had to retire.

Or can you imagine how shitty WM 32 would have been, if guys like Orton and Cena would have gotten injured during Mania season?

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>>2563329
But not more than Stone Cold Steve Austin, which is to OP's credit says everything about having a manlet as a champion. Even the best manlet can't hold a candle to the best big guy.

>>2563342
Literally only 2 of the 5 examples in OP's post were career-ending. Way to move those goalposts.

>>2563277
Yeah, if anything, Austin was made of fucking glass.

Even before the neck injury. Hell, even before WWF signed him. In fact it was because Austin had a reputation for being injury prone that Eric Bischoff fired him from WCW.

>>2563355
Man, if Cena had gotten injured during WM32 season, we might've had to watch some garbage like Undertaker wrestling a non-wrestler.

In fact, we might've not gotten Cena vs. Undertaker at all because Vince was suddenly prioritizing garbage like Al Roker and a marriage proposal over the last dream match he had left.

How terrible that would've been.

>>2563277
DELETE THIS

>>2563361
CM Punk ended his career because the bigger up-and-coming guys were hurting more than his feelings at this point.

>>2563355
>Edge
>Hug of Death
>"Big" Guy

He's built like a tall 14 year old and has the shittiest spear I've ever seen.

>>2563281
This.

Jinder is the Future. All the manlets should go back to 205 Live.

>>2563281
>>2563375
I too would like to see the death of WWE.

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>>2563357
Stone Cold is on the record saying HBK is the best he's ever seen wrestle so I guess it evens out

>>2563385
>lol he blew smoke up Shawn Michaels ass so it's okay lol
Who drew more dimes though?

>>2563402
Shawn doesn't have the burden of beating the shit out of a woman so he is better off

>>2563421
>deflecting this hard because he knows the answer to the question

>>2563447
>he makes apologies for domestic abuse against females

yikes

Diesel is infamous for destroying house show attendance.

Randy Orton is infamous for his low buy rate main evented ppvs.

Sid is the lowest Mania buyrate and all time lows as champion.

Roman Reigns costed WWE 1 million viewers in 2 years.


OP BTFO

>>2563462
>shifts to another topic he brought up as a Strawman Argument because he knows Stone Cold drew more dimes than HBGay

aaay

>>2563463
>costed 1 million viewers in 2 years

Proof of this?

>>2563467
Viership Post Mania 31 to post Mania 33

-1.6 million

People added on the WWE network in the same timeframe 600k

Make the subtraction.

>>2563483
Why would anyone buy Wrestlemania when they could buy the network for 1/5th the price?

>>2563463
It's amazing to me how some people go on about "manlets" like Bret and Shawn almost killing WWE in the 90s with their pushes......completely ignoring the fact that Nash and Sid also had pushes/title reigns in that same period and the company did no better under them, if not WORSE

>>2563483
>viewership post mania 31 when Roman Reigns was in the midcard and Seth Rollins was injuring main eventers left and right

Nice logic there.

>>2563487
Nash had a push in WCW. Sid's push ended as soon as it began. The ones that were pushed to the moon also drew half a dime as Hulkamania and a quarter of a dime as Steve Austin. Not an argument.

The Beegbowls have convinced they need to keep pushing athletic Big Guys.

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>>2563269
Is the reason why his theme has breaking glass on it is because he's made of glass?

Did meme magic help Big Poppa Poo get his own stable and shot at Orton's title while the House of Horrors match is a non-title match?

>>2563490
>Nash had a push in WCW
His Diesel phase was a major push
He held the WWE title for a year

>>2563465
>he's insecure because "HBGay" fucked more women in the third week of April 1995 than he ever will in his entire life

ouch

>>2563524
>he still has answered the "who drew more dimes" question while being convinced that HBGays' beards are legit

Aaaay.

>>2563522
>pushed to the moon

Can't you read? Kevin Nash wasn't the guy at WWF at the time, it was the prima donnas HBK and Brett Hart.

>>2563539
>he might be literally HBK's bastard son

ow

>>2563313
BMJ has a superhuman healing factor

>>2563378
cringe

>>2563520
Spooky Shanty being non title gives me hope Bray might win.

>>2563550
>still can't answer the "who drew more dimes" question and has gone off into a tangent because he worked himself to a shoot

- HH

>>2563551
>*BMJ has high grade HGH
Ftfy. His body won't be thanking him in the future

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>>2563551
>BMJ no sells so hard he no sells legit injuries

>>2563587
>HGH allows you to heal faster

You're a fucking moron.

>>2563541
>Kevin Nash wasn't the guy at WWF at the time
LMAO where the fuck were you from 1994-95
Nash was definitely the guy during that time over Bret and Shawn
He got the fucking Reigns push to the moon back then; only difference was it didn't last as long
He even beat a man for the title in 8 seconds, after that same man beat the Shitman for the title in a long-ass match

>>2563637
>one year reign versus multiple championship reigns

Really makes you think.

>>2563541

Are you serious?

While Diesel was WWE champ, Bret was feuding with a pirate jobber and some random gook who had a Raiden from Mortal Kombat hat and writing all over his chest

>>2563587
cringe

>>2563693
Think what? That Nash was still 'the guy' at that time even if it was just one year? Yeah you're right

>>2563723
>one title reign means you're the guy
>what is a transitional champion?

j. swagger

>>2563715
>WWE

WWF Champ for one reign. A transitional one.

>>2563775
WHC reign is not the same as WWE title reign
King Booker was WHC.....nuff said
>>2563778
A one-year reign is not 'transitional'.....are you for real? Especially not in the mid-90s

>>2563789
>WHC reign is not the same as WWE title reign

A transitional WW"F" title reign. A la Mick Foley. Or Sheamus.

>>2563269
Brock only ever beat the jobbers of a division full of fat tomato cans

>>2563324
How do you tear a quad? Because of steroid abuse?

>>2563269
manlets cant deal with the wwe schedule

since they're smaller, they're the ones taking bumps more often. their frail bodies can't handle the punishment for 300+ nights a year

>>2563637
It lasted for 1 entire year and it became the laughing stock of wrestling history until Roman Reigns.

>>2563269
>Jeff Hardy left WWE because he couldn't stay clean at the height of his career and popularity
Still sad about this, his build up to becoming WWE Champion was fucking incredible.

If he can even get back a small percentage of the excitement that he had from the fans years ago I'll be happy.

If almost nobody drew dimes why is wrestling still alive?

The biggest draw ever Stone Cold had multiple injuries before he got over, went away for almost a year during his prime because of his neck injury, and ended his career because of his fucked up neck, knees and back

So I don't know what your point is OP

>>2563269

>Sorry to break your narrative
>CM Punk is 6 foot 2
>You don't hate short wrestlers, you just hate non-roided to the gills ones.

>>2563329
'no'