When's he coming back?
Another wrestlers career killed by Shawn Michael's
>>2563065
>when he stops being more over than Triple H
>when he stops making Triple H feel insecure
>when he stops living in Triple H's head rent free
NEVER
>>2563065
>wanting someone who doesn't NEED the WWE
yeah, NEVER
Oh no, Asuka is on her way to injure somebody else. Who is it /asp/?
LOOK OUT CANDICE!
>>2563068
the ass was flat
>>2563068
I can already tell this bitch is going to have a totally insufferable fanbase. The second she showed up it was all
>FUCK EMBER PUT THE TITLE ON MEMEDICE
>WHAT THE FUCK HOW DARE SHE LOSE A BATTLE ROYAL
>SHE SHOULD BEAT ASUKA
Fucking smark cancer. Cry about the lack of homegrown stars in NXT then scream for yet another indie vet to go over everybody
Who are the most overrated wrestlers of all time?
I'll start with an easy one.
Shawn Michael's
>>2563001
>bretcuck wakes up at 1:30 pm
really makes you think
How is Shawn Michaels overrated when he drew more than Bret and Owen combined?
>1998-2001 the most successful period for WWE ever
>1998-2002 Shawn was inactive with a back "injury"
really makes you think
>HBGay nearly killed WWF in the mid 90s
>Once he gets shelved for half a decade the business explodes
Things that make you go hmmmm....
>>2562989
definitely someone who deserves to be considered among the GOATs
>Degeneration X is a mediocre stable
>Shawn Michael's gets hurt
>They blow up
Things that make you go hmmmm...
Why are the mic skills of modern wrestlers so low?
Do they just not believe in their gimmicks/storylines any more?
>promos are written word-for-word by an insane septuagenarian and his flunkies
>any kind of improvisation or variation is punished with legitimate real-life fines
>>2562952
>Anonymous
Compared to the attitude aera they have no freedom on the mic. So they rely on their bad acting skills reading lines written for them by suits who arent in touch with the fans.
>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow
>Womanlet
>Weak
>Uses roids to compensate
>Injury prone
>Killed her own title reign before a single defense
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Alexa's A+
Needs updated don't it? Alexa is on Raw.
BECKETTY BTFO
>>2562956
Alexa left without Becky getting her win back after Alexa beat her 20 times in a row
so it's even more true now
I see now why you E DRONES enjoy this shit so much
It all makes sense now
>>2562943
Kek
That's giving creative too much credit
>>2562966
sorry, bro
I got an even better picture
Reddit: Problematic Homophobia
/wooo/: He's not selling enough
/asp/: /ourguy/
>HBGay
Cringe
>>2562914
>hbgay
>our guy
Don't think so Shawn.
>>2562914
>wew ragging on the workrate babby for not selling enough
>asp liking the anti-draw
sorry shawn
>HoH match is a non title match
So Bray's gonna win now ?
He's been jobbed so hard he'll probably still lose regardless
Jinder is going to interfere to set up his feud with Orton.
>>2562797
You're underestimating Bray. He'll find a way to lose.
>WWE Universal Championship
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns
>WWE World Championship
AJ Styles (c) vs. Jeff Hardy
>Winner Becomes Commissioner of Raw
Kurt Angle vs. Triple H w/Steph
>Inter-promotional Match
John Cena vs. Samoa Joe
>Intercontinental Championship Ladder Warfare
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Balor vs. Braun Strowman vs. Dean Ambrose vs. The Miz vs. Cesaro vs. Big Cass
>House of Horrors Match
Bray Wyatt vs. "Broken" Matt Hardy
>SmackDown Tag Team Championship
The New Day (c) vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn
>Grudge Match
Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Randy Orton
>Raw Women's Championship
Asuka (c) vs. Sasha Banks
>SmackDown Women's Championship
Charlotte (c) vs.Ember Moon
>Raw Tag Team Championship
The Revival (c) vs. DIY vs. The Club
>United States Championship
Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Tye Dillinger
WrestleMania Kick-Off:
>Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
>SDL vs. Raw Ten Women Tag
Alexa Bliss, Bayley, Nia Jax, Emma & Mickey James vs. Naomi, Natalya, Lana, Carmella & Becky Lynch
>Fatal Four Way Cruiserweight Championship
Kalisto (c) vs. Neville vs. The Brian Kendrick vs. Cedric Alexander
What do you think, lads?
>>2562758
>Asuka and Ember
Asuka will never moved to the main roster since Ember is fucking retarded and injured herself
Jeff is on Raw
Also no HHH vs Angle pls
>>2562758
>Roman (c) v Brock - Uni Titles
>Styles (c) v Nakamura - WWE Title
>Bray v Haitch - If Bray wins he gets control of Raw
>Matt Hardy v Jeff Hardy - Ultimate Cancellation match for the rights to the Hardy trademark
>Rusev (c) v Sami Zayn - US Title
>Dean Ambrose v Seth Rollins
>Samoa Joe (c) v Braun Strowman - IC Title
>Sasha Banks (c) v Asuka - Raw Womens Title
>Cena v Corbin - annual Cena fights a midcarder at Mania match
>Charlotte (c) v Nikki Bella v Naomi v Bex - SD Womens Title
>6-Midget Ladder Match - CW Title
>Orton v Owens
>Revival v Enzo & Cass - Raw Tag Titles
>New Day (c) v DIY v AA v Uces - SD Tag Titles Ladder Match
Mfw they are giving Jinder the title just to show the other fat asses in the locker room that bothering to diet and go to the gym pays off
It's actually because WWE India has a new Vice Poosident and they want to push big merch
>>2562683
I find hard to believe that poo's even spend money in official WWE merch, if they are giving him the title is just to put a babyface over.
>>2562676
makes sense, the manlet era has been a disaster for ratings
How fucking BASED will the big guy be a few years from now with more experience?
Truly the TOP GUY of the company right now.
>Top Guy
What am I missing? That's not Jinder
>>2562657
RKO will hinder the Jinder with a REAL punt kick
much stiffer than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUFk9kf77s
>>2562651
"BASED"
use multiple hashtags
Who was the Ambrose?
>>2562578
Matt Hardy.
50/50
>Christian is a Janetty to Edge
>Lita is a Janetty to Trish
Christian but we love him anyways
Was he a Draw?
One of my favorite heels.
>>2562559
If he was still around today he would bury Brock. Why do bryanfags have to ruin everything?
>>2562557
Yes. Back in 2004.
When's Eva "Masuda" Marie coming back?
Quite cringey when she posts snapchats of her """"kicking ass""""" on street fighter, but it's just her barely able to hit 2 buttons in a row and move the stick against the ai in training mode
Never because she used WWE as a way to get famous and be able to shill products for easy endorsement checks.
>cosplaying as Laura
>Cosplaying as ANY street fighter girl
Why bother? There is no way for anyone to be as perfect as they are. No cosplayer has chun lis thighs, no juri cosplayer is as toned, no Sakura cosplayer can look as cute, and no Elena cosplayer can even hope to have her legs and booty, the only girl that can be kinda be pulled of well is Cammy