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>manlet
>redneck
>accent
>married young
>married down
>scared of the gay community
>wasted his best years in TNA
>Claire Lynch
>soccer mom haircut
>fell for the Christianity meme
>4 (FOUR) kids
>worst leader of the Bullet Club
>chased out of Japan by Kenny Omega
>never had a 6 star match
>stuck on the WWE B-show
>stole John Cena's nickname
>WWE thought so little of him they forgot to book a WrestleMania opponent for him then hotshotted a 2 week feud with the boss into the opening match of WrestleMania
>5'8" on a good day
Why is he over? I don't get it.
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>>2565077
>redneck
Massive draw
>married
Massive draw
>christian
Massive draw
>4 kids
Massive draw
>leader of the bullet club
Massive draw
>stuck on B show
Only thing keeping show afloot
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Go away Phil
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>>2565077
yeaaaa that won't work
AJ is just too BASED
Plus he hates faggot including OP
What did he mean by this
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>No blue check
Wow, it's nothing.
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How old are you, 13? That's fake.
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>>2565087
>He follows marks children's accounts and those are private as well as Michelle's private
>along with photos that haven't been seen
I'm sure it's nothing though
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Happy 4/20 /asp/!
What are some good matches to watch while high outta ya mind?
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Vince & Shane vs God & HBK
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DUDE
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Just watch porn while high and enjoy best orgasm ever
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Why is she so perfect lads?
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>>2565036
I prefer Frigidaire
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coz u like men
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I want a CharGOAT JOI video and I want it now
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Look at the stae of Smackdown why did Vince McMahon pillage it.
There are only Three Maineventers and and 2 midcarders in the mainevent scene on Smackdown live.
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>>2564988
Sami should be tentative on the uppermidcard for SmA+ck with a possible future rise
Nakamura will be main
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>>2564988
Where's Mike?
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AJ is going to be on the midcard for a while. Jinder is only there because they need someone to face Randy while they keep building Corbin as the top heel on Smackdown for Summerslam
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>young
>in great shape
>best resume of matches in the history of women's wrestling
>never injures her opponents
>could fuck asgooka up in a shoot
She's the GOAT. Prove me wrong
You can't
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Based sashA+ building her legacy as the GOAT
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>>2564905
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>>2564905
I want to fuck her
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IF YOU WANT STONE COLD TO __________, GIMME A HELL YEAH!!
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Smoke a big bag of weed
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>>2564842
TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A TASTY PLATE OF KEEMA MATAR
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JOB TO THIS TALENTED SUMMBITCH
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According to Meltzer, Smackdown house show attendance has plummeted since Cena went to Hollywood and Nakameme is main eventing house shows.
Now that it's confirmed Nakameme is a failure, should he be fired?
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i know you're meming but cena's the biggest draw in 15 years or so and nakamura hasn't even wrestled a match on SDL yet
chill out
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Fire this shitter holy fuck
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BKOSSWTAS
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I hope based SashA+ shoots on this shitter when they face each other
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Never realised how much I want to see Asuka get knocked out by the GOAT
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Reminder that the boss went to mma school for two years and would legit kill fatgooka in a shoot
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>>2564873
training means nothing
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BASED
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wuv these two togevz
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are you serious? cesaro used to be a hoss but now he's half of a going-nowhere-fast tag team.
>goes from having 5star matches with zayn in nxt and cena on raw to literally being a stripper.
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>>2564805
Dance gimmick soon friend
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Ryback shoots on reddit invading /asp/ after paige leaks.
>yea I uh frequent reddit a lot
>I'm about as straight as the next numale there
>and uh I saw a post about paige leaks on 4chin
>so I head over to /asp/ and there were numerous threads about me shooting on others
>I guess those nimrods don't understand the business or something
>I have also heard rumors that I was the leaker
>if i wanted pictures of a slag I'd ask your mum haha
>but seriously if you need any supplements you should talk to me
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>>2564782
source or die :)
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>>2564784
I don't know who you are, but you are reddit and I don't like you.
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Yeah well I think a lot of us were shooting after the Paige leaks
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Are vanilla midgets not tall enough to grab the brass ring or is there something deeper going on here.
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>>2564693
Vanilla midgets are tall enough to fuck your mom
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>>2564696
How tall are you?
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=AMS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10603195/Short-man-syndrome-really-does-exist-Oxford-University-finds.html
http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/15851/1/Short-Man-Syndrome-Explained.html
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Nearly done season 1 of LU on Netflix.
Question: Is The Mack /ourfatass/?
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All fatasses are /ourfatasses/, except Owens.
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>>2564684
the absolute state of non-WWE wrestling
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>>2564684
As far as this asshole is concerned, FUCK YES.
>"I'm not like most girls"
>more than 50% of women in the us have obesity
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>I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAANNND
>in a tag team
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>the empress of tomorrow
>old
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>im the excellence of execution
>never injured or killed someone in the ring
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>tfw used to be a CM Punk mark
Post your obscure (and related to this board) secrets, /asp/
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I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
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>>2564609
I thought that the jeff hardy fireworks incident in his feud with edge at 2009 was real
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I still am a Punk mark and would love it if he came back one day.