>S-shut up, e-drone!!
Why are outlaw wrestling fans so autistic?
>>2563929
Here's your (YOU) OP
>E-Drone seething
Who was the Ambrose?
Eva
>>2563877
All the female superstars and divas not featured in this particular photograph
Alicia Fox
His theme song literally had the sounds of falling dimes hitting the floor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRCwNAC-XA8
Is he dare I say it /our/ guy?
>>2563844
/asp/ doesn't deserve GOATkada
They would pick Jidner over him
>>2563844
Based big yen Kazuchika drawing the dimes via currency conversion
>>2563844
Okada was the handpicked company guy and everyone knew it yet he still got over through cheer skill and charisma
This is what a true talent looks like
>watching professional wrestling
>watching women's professional wrestling
>>2563838
> BEING A BRAINLESS E DRONE WHO DESERVES TO HAVE THEIR WORTHLESS SKULLS BASHED IN!
>>2563843
Here's a hint nobody's watching for the "wrestling" when it comes to the women. Not even the female performers are that deluded I hope
>Announcers (3 max)
>Card (4 matches, anyone from any era)
>Events (2 in ring, 1 backstage)
Announcers: 80 Announcers commentating like a choir
Card: CM Punk vs Triple H 4 times with Punk going over. Final match he buries Triple H with a shovel in the arena and then waves out to Colt Cobana
Events: 2 Pipebombs in the ring, him fucking Reby Sky backstage
>>2563837
>a wrestling PPV
>with only four wrestling matches
is that you russo?
>>2563837
new day do commentary
5 matches, 4 are womens division
also, there are no white male wrestlers
Why do "wrestlers" look like such fucking nerds today? Is it because faggot smarks can only identify with either skinny or fat people? Whenever someone with a good physique comes along, all of the virgin smart geeks get all insecure and start chiming in about their lack of "workrate." Fuck off. Pro wrestlers are supposed to look larger than life.
>>2563803
>body mark
>wcw wrestler in the op
>nwo in the op
Hey wolfcuck!
>>2563803
>Is it because faggot smarks can only identify with either skinny or fat people?
so the people that want their wrestlers to look more normal are faggots while the guys that want their wrestlers to look like they escaped a gay strip club are real man?
Why do we have the same threads everyday?
A billion people on 4chan million people watching wrestling and we have the same fucking threads everyday.
Honestly no memeing go fucking outisde and comeback with some creativity you little pinhead cunt
His gimmick is that he always loses. Literally bury-proof. Brilliant.
That's ingenious. Still, I hope he suffers a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury.
He keeps on losing and fans want more and more for him to win. Vince is doing this so when he eventually wins the big one at Mania, the fans cheer him more than DBry
>>2563808
Oh shit sorry, i worded it wrongly for you E-drones.
He keeps on getting let down so the WWE Universeâ„¢ will bring him up with their will alone, so that when he faces his opponent at The Grandest Stage Of Them Allâ„¢ he can give it his 100%
>i think A is a good wrestler
>i think B is better
>Seethin!
>WORKED!
>RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD!
>FINNA SEETHIN!
what is /asp/ problem?why they can't have a normal conversation?
>>2563725
Cringe
Back to /wew/, no one cares about """""""discussion""""""""" here.
>>2563725
cringe
ya seething pinhead finna kys
How stupid do you have to beto get brainwashed by Vince into work for this company?
>Work 350 days a year nonstop
>no input into your own brand so you can make $$$
>have to visit sick kids every day and tell them everything is finna be alright only to have them die the next day.
>cant have fun
>injury=back to the lower card
>injuries happen 4x more often due to high workrate
>no freedom to say whatever you want(investors and advertisers)
Here's a (you)
>>2563683
ever have a job before. anon?
Money, the opportunity to work with some of the best wrestlers in the world and I'm pretty sure most wrestlers are already kinda masochists anyway because why the fuck else would you pick this life.
>Matt gets broken and brings the lake of reincarnation into the WWE
What person on the current roster would you want to see go into one of their previous gimmicks/personas?
I want Rusev to be Russian again
I want Sami to be Muhammed Hassan again
>>2563667
I want WWE Hall of Famer Donald to be Drumpf again
will she win the tournament?
>>2563628
what tournament
>>2563628
Which one is she, elbow waifu?
If that's Kairi, then yes, I imagine so.
Why do redditors love Jindereddit and Braun Fedoraman so much?
>Jinderstalker STILL seething
How hard did BBPP work you?
Braun is not that bad after all, came around to liking him.
Jinder is just JAKKED.
The only problem i have with Jinder is that he has fucking Gyno and he should be fucking fired for even appearing on TV with it.
>successful everywhere
>great look with sex appeal
>GOAT finisher
>GOAT Ass
>Never got signed fulltime NXT
What went wrong?
>women's """"wrestling""""
this ain't reddit.com
>>2563561
she would have made another good horse for the horse women stable
Literally who? Go back to wew
Anyone feels losing interest in WWE?
I mean, I look at the first past draft week and it's already dead boring.
On Raw, I'll be checking only the Hardys redoing the Broken thing.
I already skip women, most of the cruiserweights, Enzo and Cuck, anything with Roman or Bray involved and I'm neutral at best about Miz and Ambrose.
SD: 2 weeks of Orton title reign and I'm skipping the main event already. SJW antismarks craving Jinder's brown cock shows what kind of cucks they are. The tag is dead, don't care about women anymore.
Only AJ vs Owens will be good, Dillinger will be buried, not sure what they'll do with Nakamura after the initial hype.
All in all, 5 hours of show a week, I'm interested in 30 minutes....nor feel like discussing anything or be hyped about anything.
Just watch something good like New Japan.
>>2563511
>watching RAM at all
lmao
I like Smackdown because it has guys I like (moreso now since the le shakey superstar round-up), and better booking across the show.
>>2563519
It used to be like that, but now it's shit. Like serious shit.
Does /asp/ hold some singing events between anons where we singing wrestlers themes?
>>2563443
what?
Yes, but you aren't invited OP.
NO PHILS ALLOWED!!1