>pudding belly
>shit finisher
>current gimmick is actually lamer than Okato
EDRONE FINNA BOUTA CRY OKADA IS MORE OVER THAN RAMEN
>>2626266
>the hero we needed
>the hero we didn't deserve
>>2626262
keep trying
thoughts?
Nudes WHEN
>>2626127
Kharma return when?
>>2626133
She's been done for a while now.
Lesnar has two sons and a daughter with Sable and twins from his former fiance born in 2002, a boy and a girl. Now what better gimmick is Son of the Beast.
> Roman has two twin boys
> Paul Ellering takes a time machine to the future to bring them back and dominate the tag team division
>>2626073
You know those 2 kids are going to be alpha as fuck as well
>>2626073
Why do they look like arabs
"Vitamins"
Also, was her clit pulsating when she took THIS video too?
>>2626022
Who is this boner condoner?
>>2627620
Her name is Victoria, child.
>"ooh, Roman, Im not finished with youuu~"
What did he mean by this?
When Vince see's this Braun will be tipping ambulances in NXT for the rest of his career
This is why wrestling is dying, current generation of wrestlers are cancer.
>>2626190
Imagine the undertaker or kane dressing like this in the attitude era.
There's no aura around these fags anymore.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2708210-wwes-titus-oneil-reportedly-facing-lawsuit-for-allegedly-beating-up-cameraman
URA URA URA
>Celebrity Dad of the Year
>shining someone for knocking something out of your hand
What a fucking pussy.
>>2625926
BASED
would you be ok jobbing nonstop to stars, never winning any feud and spouting poetic shit over and over again but in return you'll always be a main eventer and earn $1m a year?
>>2625814
Yes. It's not a real competition, who cares if you're winning or losing so long as you're getting that cash.
Only marks care about winning championships and maineventing WrestleMania.
The job market today is hard and most wrestlers don't have college degrees. Anyone complaining about not being pushed while still making near a million dollars is a mark for themselves.
>>2625814
Yes because I'm not a mark
Post finishers that became regular moves. I will start with the obvious one.
>a regular move that wasn't a finisher until 1993
Actually watch a Rockers match you underage shit
Fuck
Fat E-Drone thread.
>>2625770
>Stamford Wives living rent free in your tiny head.
It's clear that you are so obsessed with Stamford wives that you have to make a post about them every day
Sad!
>>2625770
based BLWG lookin thicc
how fucking over would Batista be if he came back as Drax?
>>2625730
Why would he ever come back? He probably makes 5 times as much money with one movie than he would do in 1 year with a full-time contract at the WWE.
>>2625739
He loves wrestling
>>2625749
He also doesn't want anything to do with the WWE, so were would he go to work for even far less money?
Who is the Janetty?
>>2625694
All of them?
>elyse in that gear
muh dick
Am I supposed to know who these shits are? That bitch looks like the mom from american dad
>The only way to defeat braun strowman is to master the sport of mixed martial arts
The Big Dog comes back with an MMA gimmick to work all the MMA tards into a colossal seethe .
Book it Vince
BEST PURE STRIKER IN THE BUSINESS
He shoot stabs Braun to death
he's already perfected the best move in MMA, the superman punch.
Daily reminder that Booman Lames still sucks
>>2625677
Reminder he lives in your head rent free despite drawing more dimes than any wrestler in history. Wait, you didn't need a reminder because he is living in your head permanently, rent free, smark.
>>2625677
Booman Lames.....fucking pathetic. Something an easily influenced child on would say on a WWE YouTube video. Not funny.
>>2625677
Daily reminder that he will have been in 4 Mania main events in a row in 11 months.
Let's play a game /asp/
>Itt: You match your career run at your own job with a pro wrestlers career run and explain why it matches up.
If you can't , just explain your run and anons will match it for you.
I'll start
>jobbed at a mediocre company for two years
>solid mid carder , never went too low or too high in the ranks
>came very close to getting fired on several instances, for disciplinary reasons
>Got away with a HELLA lot of violations
>never fired or warned
>company announces shutdown in 2 months
>quit the company in good terms and then got a job at a BIGGER company for a Slightly bigger paycheck while other Jannetties are still stuck on the sinking ship
So which wrestler am I /asp/
Pic unrelated
>>2625658
back to lereddit pleb
cringe
>>2625658
Yeah that last thread was neat and all (it wasn't, it was autistic and full of made-up normie bullshit) but let it go cringelord
>The Hardy Boyz left for WWE
Is TNA finished?
>>2625625
did you just realize that?
>>2625631
No I know they left like last month
>>2625625
People have been saying TNA is finished for at least 5 years and yet they're still here.