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US Pro Wrestling has stopped trying because you fools will tune in anyways.

Japan pro wrestlng never lost their roots and just got better over the years, taking influence from the peak years of US pro wrestling and creating their own style with it.

US Pro Wrestling is just in it to make money at this point. Its a shallow experience to sell toys and merchandise.

At least the US indie scene has fun and tries to do things differently, even if it gets mocked and made fun of here. They are at least experimenting with new ideas.

Japan pro wrestling is the premiere experience currently.

>>2624875
ADHD and vaccines have ruined the fans attention spans and WWE needs to make sure everything feels ebin so it trends on twitter.

It's shit, but less cringe than when they do attempt psychology (HHH v Rollins) and it's fucking boring.

>>2624875
Indie fags took the worst part of Japanese wrestling (hurting each other) and made it mainstream.

Vince somehow allowed it

I'd eat my own cum.

i need to see the new vid/pics of him eating his cum. someone hmu

>>2624874
I will make a tribute to Paige

It really is poetry how Punk shit on Miz for being a reality star turned wrestler and now he's a wrestler turned reality star.

>>2624816
What the hell do you expect? The man seems like a goddamn trainwreck, almost every wrestler has something negative to say about him, even people he reffered to as good friends at some point. Punk literally hates Hornswoggle over asking for a phone number. Punk seems like a guy who made it big BECAUSE of his ego, and his ego is gonna cost him everything. I also hope to see his ass getting whooped in UFC again soon, I'll make sure to torrent it, hell I'll even seed that one.

>>2624837
This. Every allegation he made against HHH is being proven wrong.

Guy's "pipebomb" isn't legit, It's ego-driven drivel. He simply didn't have enough patience or guts to do things.

>>2624721
>vanilla midgets
>indie shitters
>""""""""""women's wrestling""""""""""
>scripted promos
>50/50 booking

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>someone links to a wrestling video
>it's bryan alvarez speaking

>>2624675
As if the average low-income white trash wrestling fan could appreciate such plot dynamics.

>>2624697
Shakespeare wrote low-brow humor for the general populace, get off your high horse.

Hamlet works everyone into a shoot on a consistent basis.

That he'll be on YOUR tv screen drawing dimes real soon.

>>2624414
Is this the same guy?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a6krOYn12-g

>>2624414
"And joining us on the preshow panel, Brock Lesnar Guy"

How hard will you mark?

>3 hours before the show starts

KEK

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>>2624398
You were saying?

>>2624395
That's still 10× more than poo japan could ever hope for

>>2624354
Who?

>>2624416
Some nip nobody who literally couldn't even survive some b-rate ripoff shantytown Suplex City.

I think if you take note that not one single person except maybe Bo Dallas has been killed by Brock Lesnar. This fatfuck Kobashi prick is nothing compared to him. Misawa was the king of sissies.

>>2624436
haha memes :)

>>2624340
>wasn't filmed
>no storylines advanced
Well it's a fucking house show, those are non-canon

>>2624356
Mlady
(Dofs)
Not a question tho chum

what time did you go

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>heel district manager buries everybody at work and never gets their comeuppance

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>your little brother janetties you

sonetty never drew a dime

>>2624313
Pottery

Smarks like Based Big Money Mike now?

WTF I hate The Miz.

>>2625839
Iconic

>Neville got hit across the face by a spectator in the Belfast house show
Sweet jesus i hope this is true. Is there footage of it? Or is it just from an article or something?

Did he protect the business and give the mark a receipt?

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>>2624193
Why would someone do that to such a pure soul??

Sometimes when you have friends together you do shit for a laugh because you aren't obsessed with w-w-what if someone cringes at you

I know you don't fucking have any and so it's like describing color to a blind dude but whatever.

Yeah, they're just having a laugh OP. Calm your shit.

>>2624137
So tiny

Did they adopt culture elements from each? I thought the skirt thing was Scottish but the jacket is definitely Swiss

>>2624047
Celtic =/= Scottish. Many Irishmen have kilts too.

>>2624026
>gay*

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>>2623808