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I told you last time, she's too chubby to wrestle.

I'd wrestle with her vagina if ya know what I mean :) ;^) :0

>>2630793
But shes the good type of chubby.

money and miles

>>2630750
Talent holding the book and being drunk on more than power.

>>2630750
You can talk shit about HBK all you want, but unlike the rest of his Kliq bitches, he actually loved the business.

Kevin Nash and Scott Hall were all about money and booze

Triple H was all about power

X-Pac was all about drugs and women. (Nigga has Hep-B and a fucking YEAST INFECTION recently)

He's SAWFT

Who the fuck is going to feud with Brock for the belt at Great Balls of Fire then? If Brock is holding it for a year till WM like the dirtsheets claim, they're not going to do Brock/Roman already.

>>2630741
Balor

>>2630697
Running for Mayor or something

>>2630700
this

Does anyone know if he will come back soon

Heels that pull big bullshit to cheat instead of just being generic meanies that hit the poor faces on the head with steel chairs are always the best. That's why super rich JBL and his evil cabinet felt like a step above other heels. Basically, he's popular for the same reason Ted Dibiase was. And he works smarks because they're all liberal pussies from reddit who have to cry about muh rayscism and muh boolee to hide the fact that all they do in life is circlejerk about a men's soap opera while chad watches wrestling because its entertaining and laughs at JBL's jokes.

>>2630478
I liked it. good promos, good matches, good fueds, good entrance theme. Talk about running with an opportunity

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The only reason JBL was the champ was because HHH didn't want to work on Tuesdays.

good to know chargoat is giving you shit-tier memers some inspiration

>>2630386
Good to know ya SEETHING

>>2630374

Yeah, that was cringe galore even back then...

Did you hear, the 2018 Royal Rumble will actually be a Roman vs. 30 guys handicap elimination match?

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>somewhere, Vince is scowling at Kevin Dunn and Triple H for keeping Big Dog on Raw

>>2630193
>Vince gives him time off due to brother's death
>Is going to come back to face Strowman
>Will take title off Lesnar
>Based

>>2630141
He honestly fits my perception as a mixed race future man like most of the other citizens better than Ford. I hope they'll be able to recreate the comfy feel of the first one.

That said. Getting tired of these remakes.

Just LOL @ Triple HGH & his stupid anti-draw wife mocking this guys movies saying they'd never be big.

He is now a Hollywood a-lister while they produce WWE movies nobody watches.

1 of them has literally has never done anything relevant outside of a business she was born into.and the other married into this.

Pathetic

>>2630141
I prefer batista than the annoying rock. Yeah and fuck these remakes would pirate tho.

He's a big time draw and a natural babyface. Really good workrate too.

>>2630074
Not answering the question

Did he dodge GGG again?

BASED SHOVEL JAP

This is the most obvious work in the world
>asuka realises she's about to get BTFO and cheats to win
>ember vows revenge
>asuka ''injures'' when it looks like she's getting another title shot
>asuka retains against scrubs
>ember returns for brooklyn and gets le heroic comeback win
They're trying hard to get the fans behind Ember

>>2629989
Not Asuka's fault Ember Moon likes suicide diving into walls.

>>2629853

Yeah, Sasha made her look like a GOAT by jobbing out to her for almost a whole year.

shes very sloppy in ring and her promos still suck i don't understand why she is seen as anything special

>>2629853
>Have smarks been unironically worked by Charlotte's push?

Actually, yes. WWE has pushed her so much as the GOAT that people actually believe she's the GOAT. In reality she has a pretty moonsault (which she can never cleanly hit) and outside of that is super sloppy and insanely average. Her promos are some of the worst on the roster, too

>ring names are the reason today's product sucks

>>2629426
The Drifter
El Vagabundo
Basically all the luchadors
That's all I got, WWE-wise
>inb4 Vagabundo and Drifter are the same
No they're not. El Vagabundo was over as FUCK. Oney Lorcan was getting massive heel heat when he normally gets crickets. Meanwhile, The Drifter drew legit X-Pac heat.

>Would you rather watch Seth Rollins fight Roman Reigns or The Rock fight The Undertaker if you knew nothing about the wrestlers apart from their names?

Sure, let's try it. Do I want to see Seth Rollins vs Roman Reigns or the Dumpster vs the Clown.

You have to know the gimmick.20-30 years ago, wrestling depended on gimmick names, but people wanted wrestler's real names.
Now that we have real names, faggots like you want gimmicks.

Main event of Wrestlemania 34 ... the Painter vs the Ballpit!

>>2629231
You wouldn't even make it up the steps or between the ropes you fat cunt

I might not do better in the ring but at least I'm not fat

>>2629231
True. We're all stronger and more athletic by default. Women btfo

>>2629112
Based MIZ

>implying Miz would do any better in a shoot

>>2629122
> implying miz would work himself into a shoot

Cuck Man Phil BTFO

>>2629084
>>2629084
holy shit

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Benoit robbed us of a 7 star match. What a fuckin shithead.