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>>2629483

Still haven't watched the last episode...

>>2629483
good matches (especially the main events), storylines that make sense most of the time, unfortunatelly e-drones don't care because it's too focused on wrestling.

>>2629483
Best WWE show

>>2629477
Dave is ultimately right. The guy who tweeted him is correct but Austin's success wasn't a direct result of the Austin 3:16 speech - just his merch success and also his legendary status (the Austin 3:16 line is super badass).

Anyone who actually watched the show knows this. The Austin 3:16 speech got no pop. Austin's entrances never got pops. Occasionally you'd see an Austin 3:16 sign but it was like one in the crowd. It was not until Bret Hart, and the WWF's push of Austin leading up to that as "one tough SOB", that is directly responsible for his success in the company.

This is common knowledge. The 3:16 speech was memorable but it wasn't what made him as huge as he was

austin 3:16 put him on the map.
bret got him in the main event.
tyson made him a megastar.
vince made him an icon.

Austin gets booked like shit and walks out in 2002.

Comes back and gets booked like shit until he retires.

Piledrivers wouldn't be as heavily restricted as they are now

>>2629464
Austins time was done, he was stale as fuck

it was HHHs time. His return in January 2002 was really the end of Austin as #1 guy. It was hunter from there on

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Based Vince does this move to end this outlaw fuck.

I'm so not looking forward to the day when Kenny debuts on Raw and all the smarks who have never even seen him wrestle pretend to know who is and claim he's the greatest thing in the world.

>>2629399
>bitches about "outlaws"
>posts an image of a move from ICW

321

Drawing power
Mic skills
muh work rate

>financials in any way influence my enjoyment as a fan

Wtf is this? What was the metric?

At first you're like, oh must be sales, then you see steve austin under sting and bret heart.

>>2629167
Shouldn't that include those old timey Gotch, Hackenschmidt and Londos fellows? Their heyday WAS in the XX century, after all.

>>2629167
Sales wise:

1. The Rock
2. John Cena
3. Stone Cold
4. Hulk Hogan
5. DX (so trips i guess?)

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>>2629138
IN THIS BUISNESS, IT'S KEK OR BE KEKED

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>>2629143
AND WELL PHIL, YOU'RE THEE KEK

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>>2629146
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WEREN'T AN INTELLECTUAL

tnk u Vince sempai~~

>>2629079
Fuck off, Vince

>>2629079
VImce

Lucky idiot but knew when to listen to those around him. Now as the people around him are even dumber than he is, shit got bad.

>>2628998
Genius
/thread

Genius

Drugs

Tons of injuries, drugs...

Roids

>>2628972
source? are they making fun of nikki cross?

I miss Rollins autistic moshing, it was the closest he ever got to having a personality.

Even Alexander Wolfe cribbed it and it makes him kind of endearing.

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>>2628973
They came out and Fullsail kept chanting "Go Away" so they cancelled their match and decided to dance in the ring for 10 straight minutes with a chorus of obese neckbeard boos raining down on them

He turned into Rick Ross?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SkENPDQW5zY

He woke up one day and realized he was 45, 400 pounds and would never top the Hall of Pain, so he decided to stay at home for the next couple of dozens of Raws.

It's a soft retirement, like Kane's.

It's the cool thing all the kids do these days.

I was at a hockey game a couple months ago and half the time the camera panned to a kid, he dabbed on the jumbotron. It's just their go-to move when they have attention.

>>2628931
Autism is overly diagnosed these days. So most likely.

>>2628938
>>2628934

You guys obviously missed the other shit his autistic son did, anyone got those webms?

>Shitsuke Gookamura tries stiffing jinder
>Mahal laffs in his face then hits him back with a stiff forearm to the head
>Memeamura gets shoot knocked out
>Jinder pins him to win WWE championship
The end

>Unintentional First Blood Match

>>2628910
Nakamura would kill Mahal in a shoot.

>>2628873
Best way to fuck a corpse

>>2628888
fresh? I mean sure the body is dead but at least its still warm

>>2628873
>Keep working the smarks when I'm gone Joe