Based Big Dick Meltz confirmed GOAT Sabre Jr will be in this years G1 Climax, how hyped are you?
Does 5000 submission holds
Draws 0 dimes
I hate that twink faggot.
>>2621748
No one likes ZSJ.
Name a more iconic trio....
I'll wait....
>>2621308
based
These threads are pretty fun.
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>>2620929
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ITT wrestlers whose previous theme song was better than their current theme song
>>2619832
yeah, fits his character better
Oldheads get in here. Let's talk about what it was like living in 97-2001 when wrestling was an inexorable part of pop culture and was 100% mainstream.
>tfw got suspended from school for chopping my crotch at a kid and telling him to suck it, for no reason other than that I saw DX do it on TV
>>2619329
>being a child and still believing wrestling was real in that time frame
What a time to be alive, truly consider myself lucky to have experienced it
I was 13 in 2000 literrally everyone at school was madly into wrestling it was great. Every day in the playground people would be practising moves on each other and we had a 24hour hardcore title. Then go home to play triple threat matches on No Mercy for hours.
I was the only one who didn't like wrestling at the time
Out-of-character things wrestlers did during shows that bothered you
Gif related. Why the fuck did a tough SOB like Austin react like this to the Shitman being the next Rumble entrant? He acted like he was Scotty 2 Hotty seeing Kane coming out to the ring
>>2618840
It was because he was in the Royal Rumble for a long time and the Shitman was fresh and pissed off at Austin and Austin already lost to him so he knew he was in for a tough time
>>2618883
who is shitman?
>>2618890
Shit, man
PROTIP:You can't
>>2608299
Not even close
>11 years ago
God damn
Rank these "accomplishments" from most to least prestigious:
>Winning MITB
>Winning King of the Ring
>Winning the Royal Rumble
>Winning the ARMBAR
>Main eventing Wrestlemania
>World title reign
>Midcard title reign
>Main eventing WM
>World Title Reign
>Winning Royal Rumble
>Winning MITB
>Mid Card Title Reign
>KOTY
>ARMBAR
>>2625276
>Winning the Royal Rumble
>Main eventing Wrestlemania
>World title reign
>Winning MITB
>Winning King of the Ring(during and before AE)
>Winning the ARMBAR
Winning King of the Ring(post AE)
>Midcard title reign
>Main eventing Wrestlemania
Means you're at the very top of the card and the summit of the industry. It legitimately doesn't get higher than this.
>Winning the Royal Rumble
Goes hand in hand with main eventing Mania. But sometimes it doesn't! Sometimes you win the Rumble and they slot you in some bullshit match fourth from the top where bugs get projected on the screen. Sometimes, life is bullshit.
>World title reign
Usually holding the world title means you're a top guy, but sometimes you can just fluke into getting the world title for whatever reason (Ambrose), or they won't treat the title as being the most important thing while you have it (Punk), or you'll be champion but still be getting jobbed out on TV constantly (Rollins, Owens), sometimes you'll win the title and then you'll get put in a match with...fuckin' bugs on the screen.
>Winning MITB
Basically means a guaranteed world title reign and cash-ins are usually remembered as big moments, so it's only slightly less prestigious than winning the title the regular way.
>Midcard title reign
Can launch you into the spotlight like with Miz, but can also just be total filler and not important at all. Kind of a crapshoot, really.
>Winning the ARMBAR
In the four years since they've done it, it's gotten banished to the pre-show twice. It's just not that important. It's supposed to be something that can launch you to greater opportunities, but see how that worked out for all the winners.
KotR ain't around anymore.
>Me and friend setting at a bar earlier tonight
>We're both lifelong wrestling fans
>Some normie starts talking to us
>Asks if we watch sports
>My friend has a conversation with him a few minutes about sports
>Then Tyrus of all people pops up on Fox News which on TV at the bar
>They mention he is a wrestler
>Normie starts talking to us about his cousin being a wrestling fan
>Makes fun of him
>Says he is in his 30's and watches wrestling and still goes to shows
>Says he thinks it's hilarious 30 year old men watch wrestling
>My friend nervously "Hehe- well it was good in the 90's"
>I just get quiet and look down at the ground
>Tears start building up, feel like I'm going to cry
>Guy makes fun of wrestling awhile longer before I finally get up and leave
Damn, I hate normies
>>2625101
(You)
>>2625103
this is not made up
I wish it wasn't true!
>>2625101
>me and coworker talking about Raw the night before
>another coworker walks up "what's up"
>i start to say something unrelated
>coworker chimes in "We were talking about WWE last night"
>mfw
YOU SEE CANELO...
IN THIS BUSINESSUH
BOXERS DROP FIGHTSUH
FOR CASHUH
TO BUY WEEDUH
GGG PUTRIA
GGG MASHKA
BAH GAWD THATS GOLOVKINS MUSIC
What are they chanting?
ASUKA IS FAT *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
#1 Crowd:
>FUCK YOU ROMAN
#2 Crowd:
>ROMAN SUCKS
The GOAT chant,
WHAT?!?!?!?!
BASED BIG DOG
BASED
fucking based big dog pinning cenetty
>>2624907
>Roman vs Cena
>Roman gets booed and Cena gets cheered
its all a work to get everyone to like Cena at the cost of the mediocre bitch.
hello friends
What are some of the best matches of all time?
Looking for go back and watch them on the network
>>2624847
Reigns vs Lesnar
>>2624854
year?
Who can stop The Wall?
A heart attack
JFK
Nothing on Earth can make it fall
What are your thoughts on this?
>>2624787
Cringe.
>>2624787
Cringe
>>2624787
This title can only be prestigious if the champion is a non japanese wrestler (no racism though)