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retard here I accidentally froze my 40oz solid will it still get me drunk If I thaw it out?
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>>18551973
yup, it will actually get liquid pretty quick since the freezing point of alcohol is lower than water
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>>18551973
no because when you froze it you killed the little alcohol bugs that live inside it. now it's just bad flavored water.

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Hey, I'm struggling to find peace and contentment in my life. I often stress about having an exciting career, and a life I can be proud to live. As a result I agonize over past decisions, get stressed, and ultimately depressed. Please help me

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I know that it is mentally perverted to think about your significant other's past sexual partners, but for some reason my brain keeps obsessing over it. My wife has had only three or four past sex partners, but recently all of a sudden I've developed a sort of extreme jealousy, in that I can't stand the thought that other men have had their way with her (and that she has derived sexual pleasure and excitement from them). She is an extremely loyal and good wife, and I feel bad about these thoughts (which I keep to myself). It is however quite painful though.
Most people don't ever think about this or, when they do, have some kind of thought or coping mechanism that makes it unimportant to them. Can you please share how you deal with this? I'm already seeing a therapist, but no positive results yet................
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>>18551950
You need to get her pregnant and have babies. That'll sort you out, m8.
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>>18551950
sounds like an open and shut case, Johnson: get cuckolded.
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>>18551950
>it is mentally perverted to think about your significant other's past sexual partners
No, it is perfectly healthy.

>my brain keeps obsessing over it
Now *that* is perverted.
And also the core of the issue.

The cure is simple. It's not "your brain" obsessing over it. It's *you*.
But hey, that's good news. Because you're in control of yourself.

I'm assuming you have trouble directly "forcing" those thoughts out. Don't worry. Here's another good way to undermine the cause:
When this topic pops up in your head - belittle it. Make it seem that it doesn't matter; obviously it does now, because you're obsessed, but pretend it doesn't.
Whenever you think of it just go "whatever, it doesn't matter" and change topic.
As they say, "fake it until you make it".

That's how you deal with obsessive thoughts.

On a side note: once the weather in your head has cleared quite a bit, I suggest you talk casually about it with your SO.
You will find out that - indeed - you were wrong to obsess about it. And this will be the final push that, hopefully, will rid you of this scourge forever.
Good luck!

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tl;dr How do I get more matches on tinder?

"The catfish cuckxperiment"

INTRO / RANT:
So I spent the past (alarmingly long) 3 days creating ;a fake catfish tinder profile with;a random guy's profile pics,;and with the help of;a small book;a friend gifted me from Ireland (yes my friends literally;are;aware of my cuckness), used copy pasta'd cheezy;ass pickup lines on these girls (this just keeps getting even more sad),;and to my surprise,;actually worked. Keep in mind I live in;a very religious;and conservative Muslim country where 91% (that figure was copy pasta'd from the w.h.o btw) of women;are genitally mutilated.

Catcuckresults:

The results of the experiment was is I got 16+ matches (more matched since I posted images);and 2 girls to hook up with in 2 days (only started swiping the day;after I created the;acc).

El Pregunto:

According to most of my friends,;and even some of my friend-zoned / lesbian friends (a lot of the female friends I have;are lesbian or call me their brother), I don't look that bad, I don't look like where I'm from (the middle east) since I'm white;and don't have;any;arab heritage (my family is;american;and European, I was just born here);and I'm;a pretty funny guy. I'm into shock, dark,;and satire humor;and I have confidence in saying I wouldn't bore people if I was to get into my life story / have;a deep conversation with them. So 4choon: What do I do to increase my chances?
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How possible is it to actually live off your own land?

I'm not talking going full "off the grid" but close to it.

I've realized I can't stand working 9-4 every day or more doing constant over time and 50-60 hour work weeks.

It's not that I don't like to work but I hate being taken away from home and the people I care about and doing work that feels pointless to me.

I make really good money(im talking about 100K) but I feel like there's no point because I don't really live to spend it. I spend an hour or two at my apartment every night then go to bed to get up and go back to work.

I've been thinking more and more lately that I'd like to save up for a few years and then invest in a small chunk of land in the country. Small house just enough for basic needs. Get a decent greenhouse set up and live that way. I just don't know how actually plausible that is as a long term lifestyle.

I'm a millwright by trade so I can fix just about anything and maintain my car for a long ass time. I can cook well and know how to make the most from food. I don't have expensive tastes or hobbies or things like that.

I just want to live a simple life. I don't care if its hard work, but at least its hard work on my own time at my own place.

So anyone know if living like this is actually possible if you keep costs down? Own the land and house and avoid debt? Maybe get a few odd jobs for people when you have to? (like I said Millwright so I can always do the odd contract when I need to)
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It is absolutely doable, go for it anon. /out/ will guide you in the right direction.
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You can give some of that money to me anon
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>>18551943
I used to think all I needed was a decent job to support myself but I've realized how hollow that is now that I have it.

Living for the weekend is a soul crushing life. Give up 5/7ths of your life to have 2 days(not even) to feel stressed cramming your actual life into and always feeling like you didn't have enough time.

I'll take a simple, life if it means seeing the people I love more and not being forcibly removed from the world I actually care about. I'd rather spend 12 hours cleaning my apartment and cooking meals and fixing my car and get nothing for it than spend 8 hours at the steel mill around people I don't like being told to do things I don't care about only to never be at the home I pay for and never see the people I love. But hey I can afford a nice TV! that I hardly use!

I hear so many stories of guys that were work hounds their whole lives who retire to a crazy pension and nice house and all these nice perks then die a few years later. I just want to enjoy life while I actually live it.

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Hey, I just moved to a new student house in an area that seems to be infested with seagulls.
I don't mind when they sqauk in the distance. But when they're walking across my rooftop (Im in the attic room fs) it's completely desperate.

Is there any certified tips to clear them away from the roof?

I've Google it yes but would like opinions on effective methods!
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Alka-seltzer is a proven method for safely and responsibly driving away seagulls. Just toss some up and they'll even catch it in mid-air.
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>>18551917
Cmon dude try a little harder

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im from the uk btw
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>>18551897
You should be fine. I'm doing literally the same thing and I've mentioned it to teachers and advisors alike and they all encouraged it.
You'll just be more knowledgeable with math than other astrophysicists.

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how do u deal with moral grandstanders that are full of shit
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I am one

You dont, you will loose. Listen nod and go away.

Or learn how to argue better than them do. Question their oppinions or beliefs. But you have to love to argue and at some point they may start to think that its pointless.

Sorry I made a thread like this a week ago but I forgot about it because it was before I fell asleep and I didn't say what I was having trouble with as to help with an answer.

I am below the poverty line I guess so I am wondering if the medical assistance you get in the US will let you see a therapist that isn't like a lawyer working shitty cases to get experience? I don't know how being a therapist works and I guess that sounds shitty but I would like to not get a person that isn't interested if my whole problem with myself is that I can not talk to anyone. I can maybe go on one of my parent's insurance from their job if I have to but I don't know how insurance works and if they would have to pay some part of the therapy in which case I don't want to do that.

I guess I kind of answer my own question asking should because for a couple or more years now I always have very frustrated destructive and suicidal thoughts whenever I get sad and because I don't ever express my feelings I find myself always thinking about things that happened a very long time ago up until now. I have never hurt anyone, whether their feelings or physically, or destroyed anything but I am basically imploding anytime I am upset. I try to fool myself into thinking I am a strong person and I want to be but I have too much time alone and I think about hurting myself and people who I think have wronged me a lot.
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I really need help with my confidence. I downright hate who i am and i hate what i have done in the past. I've been acting really autistic in some settings around a lot of people. I see myself as beta, but most people dont treat me that way.

I got a decent fashion sense, got told that im handsome by random people a couple of times. Im really skinny and tried going to the gym, but fell of pretty quickly.

Im moving to a new city in two weeks to study at uni and i want to really connect to people in the beginning. Im living at some sort of campus so i will be living really close with some people, but im scared that im not confident enough to create new bonds to people. I hate my past and i want to make up for it and now is my chance. I dont want to fuck it up
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theres so many fucking fruit flies everywhere in my dorm and I have about 16 dollars. what the fuck can I do to kill all these motherfuckers and achieve peace?
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>>18551859
probably rotten food lying about somewhere. Once I had part of a salad in the trash for a couple days, my room got infested with the damn things, and I opened the thrash lid and a fucking cloud of them swarmed out.

Not too bad to get rid of though, multiple different ways to set up traps if you look up online, and I think most of them will die on their own as long as you remove their food.
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>>18551859
try cleaning you filthy slob. it's free.
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Get a fly trap from home depot, some have 2 in one box, make a mixture of beer or wine, honey and apple cider vinegar and put it in the trap (the ones I used were like paper towel rolls with adhesive on the outside that absorbed the liquid) and hang them up where you see the most flies.

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Something bout me:
>be 22yr
>have good job, collegues like me
>consider myself to be atleast 7/10, although bald
>above average confidence

Like what the hell is my problem? I dont have fear to approch and talk to people, but feel always bored and not intresseted in the conversation. I barely Text people that i get to know and mostly dont invite them do things. I prefer them to call me out, but this rarely happens. I only consider 2 people to actually be friends, but still i rarely text them.
Worst is when i have those lonely moments like right now but cant put myself up to ask for company or go out
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Text people to go out and do stuff. And take an interest in their lives.
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I droppped out of the socializing wagon when I changed school at the age of 9. After that, I have not made new friends and the old ones have disappeared.
When I was 17 I met by chance my kindergarten friend at a grocery shop and we chatted for a minute, he was still seeing some of the old people so we made a deal to meetup with "the old gang". We hit it off with a few of them and now at 20, I have two real friends and a small group of people that I know and can socialize with
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>>18552467
Oh, and it also turned out we all had similar arcs. We call ourselves "the peer support squad"
Everyone is lonely in their own way

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>18
>Day off from work
>By the time I get out of bed, do my morning exercises, and shower it's 1pm
>Get dressed
>Sit down at my computer and browse this site
>I didn't actually have a reason to get dressed
>Probably going to do nothing until 8 or 9, then shower again (I like showers) and go to bed for work at 8am tommorow
Everybody in this town just wants my money.
What on earth are you supposed to do with your time?
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The only reason I know she isn't fucking some chad is because she at least shows me she loves me.
I've noticed that she's pretty shy in this... Romantic crap.
But she does say "I love you" to her best (lady) friend (Who she barely sees because she's living somewhere else now.)
Why can she say that to her friend but can't say it to me?
Am I overthinking this shit?
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>>18551820
Because it's not the same kind of love
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>>18551894
This.

I can say "I love burgers" without putting any effort into it, because it's a much more simple kind of love. It doesn't take much to decide whether or not I love a certain food. It takes a little more time and consideration for feelings to develop for a friend, but like that anon said, it's not the same kind of love. It's just not comparable to the love that develops for a significant other, which runs much deeper and can be much more intense. I can be in lust, but to truly love someone takes a lot of time for me.

Of course this is all subjective, I don't know what's normal for your girlfriend and how she feels about you.

How long have you been dating her? Have you told her you love her?
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2:3
say 2 lovey things to her 3

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I have done everything to get other things into my fucking broken brain, but i didnt help
And tips or how had you won the fight against this stupid illness?
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OK dude, I hear ya. Have you been to see a doctor yet? If no, please proceed to see doctor. Have you gotten some therapy yet? If no, please go and see a proper psychotherapist who can do CBT to help you.

Also, here are 2 packs of audio for you. The first is a set of affirmations you can listen to before bedtime, it may very well help, I've found it useful: http://www.mediafire.com/file/686p3ey8rl47lxc/Up_From_Depression.zip
The second is the Mindful Way through Depression course, this is much more involved but if you commit, you will reap the results: http://www.mediafire.com/file/stl5ctg1ptogszt/MWTD.zip
Make sure you are eating, sleeping and exercising well. Good luck!

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