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Hey guy's, we're opening another dump.
The only reason I didn't make more threads is because I forgot to draw zeke. I didn't even draw good zeke while I was gone, so soory.
For those of you (all of you) who don't know what I do, I answer questions. Never mind the degree, magnitude, or subject, I've got an answer.
I don't hate, I don't judge, I don't remember how to walk up stairs.
Good luck
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Is this an FBI honeypot?
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What do you think about hip hop/rap music lovely fella?
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>>18550983
The FBI created 4chan. /pol/ is staffed by agents from various countries; most of the trolling and shitposting is bored agents playing games with one another. Leafposters are almost universally CSIS and RCMP hating their jobs. The FBI uses 4chans autists to conduct unofficial investigations that cannot be traced back to the government, abd the rest of /pol/ have become the bootlickers of authority because 4chan was always engineered to cultivate authoritarian tendencies.
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I ordered pizza and the delivery guy asked to see the card I used to pay for it. I showed it to him, he looked at it for maybe three seconds and didn't see the other side with the security code. I think they just did it to verify that the name on the card is the name of the person who ordered the pizza.
Is this standard practice? Dominos pizza by the way.
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>>18550943
I don't know but I don't think it's possible to remember the whole number. But on the other side in shops they want to see a sign which is near CVC code... I think it's safer when person doesn't know card number because CVC has less combinations - if I counted right, CVC has only 120 combinations. 20 minutes max. to write all of them...
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How to get over alcohol addiction? Been addicted for 5 years
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insomnia
what does one do
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>>18550875
What I do is empty my mind. Same skill as meditation, except you aren't sitting like a monk, you're laying in bed. Listen to your voice constantly talking in your head. Just blabbing away with thoughts. A never-ending conversation with yourself. The voice never turns off. And there's nothing wrong with that; it's your conscious mind.
And stop thinking. Put an end to the mental monologue. Quiet the voice. Let silence wash over you.
Listen for the voice saying "this is bullshit; this isn't working." Catch it and silence it. Just stop thinking for a while. No negativity towards the voice. Just turn it off for a while. This is how you fall asleep on purpose. Turn the voice off.
It will only last an instant. It feels so peaceful and quiet that you will start to think to yourself about how pleasant it is, and how interesting it is. Notice that train of thought, and stop thinking it. Return to the silence.
Already you feel more relaxed. You may have thoughts that seem very pleasant, or simply interesting. That's an effect of this process. It strips away your mental noise like peeling an onion. Do not follow those trains of thought. As interesting as they might be, stop thinking them. Trust that this is the time to sleep, not to think.
Keep listening only to the silence. Do not think in words or images. If you notice words or images, ignore them. Listen to the utter silence. Whenever your conscious mind returns, use it to turn itself off.
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>>18550875
Talk to your doctor. He may recommend lifestyle changes or therapy and medication.
You'll never know, if you don't see a medical professional, what the underlying cause might be.
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PfMP (Portfolio Management Professional), PMP (Project Manager Professional) and PgMP (Program Manager Professional) Certifications
Which cert can I get for maximum $$$ I am an Army ossifer about to leave and I can only choose one of these (otherwise I gotta pay) I am also going after my Lean Six Sigma Black Belt.
Anybody else on the certification bandwagon? It would read nice on a CV since I am Infantry and really have no direct transferable skill... (Fuck you, I wanted to be a badass)
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hello. In a dream I had last night, I felt love(?) for the first time in my life. In my dream I was at a train station and a woman was standing near me, facing away from me. From the back I could tell she was pretty. She turned to me, and I saw that she was holding a baby in swaddle. She was beautiful, the woman of my dreams (lol). My mind told me that she was my wife, and that was my child and so it was.
And then the feeling came like a wave and stunned me. It had to have been love. REAL love. I felt that nothing mattered but them, and as long as they were there I was complete and full. I felt ready to die to keep them safe. I woke up and wrote down everything I could recall. the dream and feeling was surreal to me, as a 24 year old virgin whose longest relationship lasted for a week in highschool, I'd never felt anything quite like it in my life.
I know feelings in dreams can be exaggerated but I need to know -- is it possible to feel that way in real life? Have you anons ever felt that way irl? Are you supposed to feel this way after having a relationship with someone?
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>>18550848
Not exactly a ladies man, but I had a proper gf 5 years ago for about half a year, lost virginity and stuff.
What you describe is even more potent in real life, because the feeling lingers on for longer, and you can physically have the object of your love around you and return your love. People say it goes away after 3 months or so, but it's bullshit, since I've seen couples that have been together for years and still are really much into each other.
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>>18550848
Yes, it is possible.
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Any college students here?
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I really want to go back to college, but I don't exactly know how. I know I want to go to a college online because I work full-time and I do not know any other way to survive other than to work full-time while going to college.
From my understanding I need 3 hours of study time per 1 credit hour, if a semester is 15 weeks (4 months), and I do 5 classes per semester (which would add 25 hours to my 40 hours a week, totalling 65 hours a week between work and school), then it'd take me 4 years just to get the 60 credits needed for an associate's degree.
But the problem is I wanted to go for a bachelor's...but 8 years? That's bonkers. I can't not have a life for 8 years, it just doesn't seem possible to work THAT MUCH. I don't understand how I can survive something that extreme, and that's considering that I go to school basically all year round.
Can anyone help me out here? Do I really need 3 hours per 1 hour of credit hours, or is that just some arbitrary "worst case scenario" type thing? It just feels unrealistic.
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I never followed the guidelines on how many hours you should spend per class. That said, it's either you study part time and work full time, or study full time and work part time. Both those options can be difficult enough to balance, doing both time is going to kill you.
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>>18550837
The time requirements per credit are bullshit estimates. If you're smart enough amd learn things easily, you barely have to do shit. If you're dumb and a slow learner, it could take more than three hours. It really depends on what you study, how you study and whether you're cut out for academia. It's not so much about how much time you spend in it, rather than how you spend it.
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Why does this song make me want to f*g grimes in the *ss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsCfufAp2tM
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>>18550731
Because you have bad taste in music.
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>>18550731
stop disrespecting my waifu right now
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>>18550743
waifu? that's a man you blind goon.
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It's like a VENTilation, haha, Jesus 2017-07-24 06:33:37 Post No.18550719
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It's like a VENTilation, haha, Jesus
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TL;DR: Local man wants to kill himself for loser reasons, hilarity ensues.
I'm 20m, I live in Poland, and I'd just like to properly rant about my shit this once.
I've lazied through life, never had anything I'd like doing except for vidya and the internet. I haven't been able to bring myself to study at all, but I managed to pass English with flying colors, so I started majoring in East Asian studies (obv). I switched majors and I'm studying translation from this year on, just because it's easy and I don't mind working like that.
I've been depressed solidly for six years now, but I wasn't really cheerful before that. I think I might have been sexually abused as a kid, but my memory is too hazy on that, only thing left is constant feeling of not being safe around my mom and being hypersexual since I was 6, all the while hating everything about sex.
Meanwhile, my dad is slowly destroying our family with his anger "issues", which he doesn't even recognize as a problem.
"All of this is a good reason to leave home, as you did, right? So what's the deal?"
The deal is, that I don't have a single person to turn to, or money for some sort of therapy, and even if I did, it wouldn't help, because I just hate life as it is.
Everything is so fucking disappointing. I'd like to find some joy, love, beauty, anything, but nothing is worth what we think it is. Everything is done for our pleasure, nothing is pure, we're just sacks of shit with illusions of grandeur, because it's too scary to go on living, knowing that all the bliss in your life is just a survival mechanism for your species, and there's nothing more. Just trying to feel good.
I've always thought it would be so much more, turns out it isn't. And I just want to kill myself and be done with all this. I don't want to live when it's so much worse than what I want from it.
I know it sounds stupid, but that's how I feel, and it feels nice to get it off my chest like that.
Thoughts or something?
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>Failed a second semester of community college last spring
>Now I'll have to pay the next semester in order to get my financial aid back if I pass
>I'm 22 years old T_T
>I don't have enough money especially when the last 3 pay checks from my part time have been so bad I had to dip into my savings to pay bills.
>Plus I got some crazy body rashes that was over my neck, torso and arms on Saturday night. (Very visible)
>Hospital doctor prescribed a prescription that's taken 3 times a day for six days. Have to stay out of work for 3 days.
>Sunday I called out of work and explain.
>I return to work Thursday due to schedule.
>Can't go job hunting til I'm fully cured because the medicine takes forever to kick in and doesn't even last long plus this summer heat makes the rashes worse.
>Wish I was given the shit they gave me at the hospital. It was more affective even though it gave me a buzz lol
Anyways I have no way of making the money ($1000+) and my parents are blue collar workers. I'm going to call financial aid tomorrow and ask if I can skip the semester to make money. Don't tell me to get a second job or a full time because I help my grandma with shit. So I have a set in stone availability. Honestly I feel like I'm wasting my time with community college. Only thing I'm slightly interested is programming but I AA won't really help me get a good paying job. For a bachelor's I have to do a shitload of science. Other things I'm interested is art but I suck at drawing. Music, but I suck at piano and singing. Music theory and notation take time as well. I'm a failure :,(
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>>18550691
Programming isn't for you, you need to do something else you can be passionate about. CC's also have very decent healthcare degrees did you ever think about that? Don't worry about the debt, you can repay 13K in like one year as a Physical Therapy Assistant for example.
Get out in 2 years then get to work make 40k yearly maybe more and get life on track. If it doesn't work out you are about 25 and could go debt free at 26 then try IT because its a sister to programming and science but isn't as difficult as Computer Science.
As far as what to do about money...I'd just go into debt desu its not really that bad any good job you can get 1K fairly quickly.
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>>18550713
I meant to say shitload of math classes not science lol.
I guess take a loan from the bank.
I thought physical therapy required a bachelor's? I'm nowhere close to getting my AA. Ive heard of IT. I actually like prgramming. I'm still a novice but I enjoy C# and HTML.
Pre Calculus kicked my ass in highschool. No way I can do more advance shit in an university.
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How to become invisible, Fitting in fails every year 2017-07-24 06:01:20 Post No.18550626
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How to become invisible, Fitting in fails every year
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For my years in high school, I've been messed with and made fun. I tried to eat lunch in the bathroom, to avoid humiliation during lunch. I try not to talk much and sit it in the back.
I tried to better myself, by going to the school workout center, but people just make fun of me for having low weights.
I tried to do sports, failed miserably.
I need tips to avoid the majority of the school that messes with me.
Tried to get a gf, but girls are scary.
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Well I think you have two options here
1) Try to blend in and avoid the assholes.
2) Kick their asses because fuck them.
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>>18550626
Sounds like you are in that age where kids are really mean to each other.
Just avoid those dickheads and try to meet people outside of school if you can. I met some nice and friendly kids going to different clubs where people from other schools also go to and stuff.
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It's hard to avoid them since a 95% of my classes are with them. I don't have any interests in clubs, since I like only a small percentage of things.
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How good does passing the FE exam make my resume look?
>2.8 GPA EE speaking
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>>18550575
What the fuck is the FE exam
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/adv/ I feel in love with this girl after two fantastic dates. we both have similar/the same personalities but in some different and some shared interests we both seem attracted to each other we both seem to love being around each other...
when can I tell her I love her? godfuckingdammit this is so cheesy sorry about that
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>>18550477
You don't love her, your hormones are just running wild.
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>>18550489
This
It's hormones family
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What's the problem then, sleep with her
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any doctors here? I'm alone in my home and I took a 50k iU vitamin D pill and I'm getting a headache I think I overdosed. is there any way I can treat myself before symptoms get worse? I'm trying to drink lots of water.
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...why did you take so much vitamin D?
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>>18550428
You didn't overdose on anything you fucking dingleberry. That's a normal weekly dose.
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>>18550432
i have cushing's disease
>>18550447
thanks xd
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Hello /adv/
I fucked up fairly badly academically starting from high school and into my first attempt at college, which ultimately led to me failing out.
I took a gap year, worked a shitty job until i quit and went back to community college, which i successfully completed. Now, about to enter my last year, I discovered that I had lost my financial aid due to having a GPA of 1.97 (minimum of 2.0). My issue is that the courses from my last semester that I have failed can be retaken to get the higher grade averaged into the GPA, but I wont have enough money to even attempt it if an appeal is not approved. What would be a reasonable course of action? Bio/pre-med here.
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>>18550258
Your story makes no sense, if you did well for the past 2 years why did your GPA drop below 2?
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>>18550271
I took mostly core classes in community college. When I transferred for my junior year, I was taking mostly upper level sciences. I'm awful at chemistry, so I did poorly in general in community college and Orgo last semester.