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So I want to talk to someone who has recently been distant from me or at least I think so so I was wondering if I should try and start a conversation through a dm on something not sure if I should

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Welcome to the NEET and Shut-in advice thread!
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When is the appropriate time to look at a guy like this?

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>Met girl on Tinder
>Hit it off chatting for a day there
>Gibs me her number
>Text pretty frequently and set up date
>Date goes alright, even kiss a little at the end
>I'm not swept head over heels or anything tho

Now here are the red flags:
>she apparently was engaged to her past boyfriend, who she was only dating for six months
>definitely wants marriage and a kid some day
>I don't quite want that. Not anytime soon, if at all
>Asked me when we went out if I was talking with anybody else on Tinder (I am, I told her so)

She's been super-enthusiastic about setting up other dates (we have one tonight, actually). Very enthusiastic. She added me on Facebook and most of her posts are sappy-inspirational and that kind of turns me off.

So what do? I don't wanna be a complete dick and just go completely ghost on her. Our second date's tonight. My plan is to make sure the topic of exclusivity comes up, and to make a point that I'm still dating around and make a point to say "I don't plan on getting married."

On the other hand, maybe all this unsureness just needs more time to figure out. Some of my best friends currently are people I wasn't so sure about when I first met them. I just don't want to rope someone in and play with their emotions, nor get roped into something myself.

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I'm friends with both. I am attracted to both, not one more than the other. They're both besties. I am afraid of choosing, let alone pursuing at all because I feel it can end in a disaster in our friendship with one another and with them to each other. I'm suitable in their eyes as far as I can tell and know from what they all say about me.

What do I do? They are the kind of good girls, not bad; so before you say anything I'd be the one to approach one of them. Not them approaching me.

Any advice? I'm scared to do anything that might make me regret it. Never been in this situation in my life before.

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On Thursday, I cheated on my girlfriend. It was with a very attractive girl who was slightly younger. I told my girlfriend last night and she didn't take is well. She slapped me and called me names, she has told everyone she's met - causing me to lose my friends and the other girl to lose her friends. My and the girl cannot be together as she has entered a relationship since. I am not close to my parents. I haven't slept and have been drinking all day, I have no one to turn to and don't know what to do. What do I do? How do I deal with the guilt? How do I rebuild?

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Hi /adv/

Has anyone here had any success in stealing your crush from their significant other?

How did you go about it and what were the end results?
>(did it last, was it worth it, etc.)

Conversely, if you never have or are currently in a loving relationship,

>what would it take for you to leave for someone else?

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This isn't a cry for help.
I'm killing myself today.
Thinking of getting blackout drunk and taking pills and falling asleep on train tracks. Better ideas?

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I need your honest advice.

I own a house and I have a friend that asked me if she could stay at my house (just moved in 3 days ago). She got out of a relationship with a guy she shared an apartment with. I told her she could crash for a week or so until she could figure out where to go. She said she was unsure how long she needed to stay. We came to the agreement before she moved in that she would owe me rent if she stayed longer and discussed the rent, utilities, etc.

Today, I asked her how long she plans on staying. She said, "I don't know. Maybe a month? Two months?" So, I told her I'd like her to sign a rental agreement and her response was, "yeah i could totally help you out with the mortgage, but I could also help around the house, cook, clean. I also still don't know how long I want to stay."

I'm taking this response as if she expects me to let her live here for free solely because we know each other well and we've known one another for a long time. Am I delusional? If she stays longer, I believe she has an obligation to pay me rent. I also believe she has an obligation to let me know exactly what her plans are or make up her mind immediately. I'm not being crazy am i?

A logical part of me is saying that even if I let her stay long term, I'm not guaranteed any rent because of her actions right now. Is my feeling justified?

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As much as I hate being a boring enough dipshit to post yet another thread about girl problems, I'm gonna do it because shit's getting frustrating.

>be a 19-year-old kissless virgin
>there's a girl
>something special about her
>exchange a few words, she seems lonely
>too shy to ask for her number, opportunity passes
>think about her every day for over a year
>flip out, find her number online, ask her out for a coffee, she agrees
>she's not even creeped out but flattered that you were thinking of her, turns out she's socially awkward and has few friends, probably never had a bf
>try to stay in touch but she responds very slowly and bluntly
>interpret this as lack of interest and say you're going to stop messaging if she's disinterested
>she apologizes and tells she's just "bad at chatting"
>not sure what to think but continue trying to maintain a dialogue because you can't keep your mind off her
>she keeps responding slowly and bluntly
>realize that she might actually be bad at chatting which you don't find ideal in a mate
>realize you two probably couldn't have a sustainable relationship because of this
>be now a 22-year-old kissless virgin
>you've matured physically quite a bit over the past few years and have become attractive enough to get laid by attractive girls, the threshold to approach girls has got much lower as well after contacting this one girl
>the problem now is that you've been thinking of her for so long and are so emotionally invested in her that you can't think of having your first sexual encounter with anyone else but don't know how to proceed because she's shy and seemingly inexperienced and would probably require a long time to warm up and you'd probably have to be in a relationship but you're not sure if it could even work and you two live 100 miles apart and she lives with her parents and doesn't want to move out

I'm pretty sure I could somehow make it work but I'm afraid to a make a move on her. Should I just move on? Pic unrelated.

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i'd be happy with even just one if i had to, but i have literally none.

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Are women usually down to fuck anytime like men or are they more indifferent about it?

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HELLO
I am a 34 year old KHV
I have made multiple threads asking for different advice
for those who dont know
my father recently passed away and i am concerned how i will live if my mom passes
i have been a NEET and have lived in the same apartment with just myself, video games, anime, books, film, and cameras for the past 12 years
I haven't talked to anyone in that time in the real physical world
I haven't bought new clothes since then either

I am currently wearing
>grey boxers
>ripped grey sweat pants
>blue hoodie
>zip up grey hoodie over it
>grey bath robe over previous

How am I supposed to dress to get a job? How do i get a job?

Thank you!!!

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I go in circles from panic attacks, to nausea, to feeling empty. I tried cutting, though it ended up being more of a scrape, as I'm too much of a pussy, though I did draw blood. It was kinda on an impulse anyway, with no underlying intent. I guess I just believe I deserve to feel pain. Why am I even posting this out? I doubt I'd manage to put my feeling into words. It's a cry for attention, I guess, a stream of consciousness, venting, whatever. I still feel uncomfortable being me. Going to run away, like I always do.

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/adv/, especially girls, how to get over penis envy? i've got an average length, average girth dick(6x5). I'll never be able to fill her up. She'll never be amazed or surprised at my dick. She'll never have trouble taking the whole thing. I'll never be one of the biggest she's had. I won't ever get to slowly stretch her out. I'll never have to go slow at first until she's used to it. I'll never be 'that guy' she tells her friends about, etc, etc etc.

I've turned down a mfm threesome before cause I didn't want to chance ending up being the little guy. Granted, the reverse (If I was bigger than the other guy and "out-fuck" the girl and thus "win" the threesome) seems hot to me, but of course would only happen with someone that had a micropenis or something. For this same reason I'd NEVER do a swinger scenario, as I wouldn't want to be out-sized by the other guy that gets to fuck the girl I'd be with.

Also, I watch a lot of porn, and even in amateur/girls new to the industry videos, if they end up with a dick that's too big at first, almost every time (tho I've seen a couple with really petite girls and like mandingo or lex steele sized dicks that they can't take) they'll eventually get used to it if he goes slow, is lubed up and with a lot of foreplay. Also, a lot of the time the big dicks, combined with good technique, end up being the ones where she gets the most 'into' the sex/vocal/multiple vaginal orgasms. I've got like 2TB of porn and you never see the girl getting 'dick drunk' or having that happy afterglow off of an average penis.. it's 99/100 times only the big, thick ones that end up completely rocking the girls world to the point she's quivering.

It seems to me a big dick + good technique is unbeatable. What fucking do? How do I be content with just my average equipment?