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I just swallowed cum for the first time, but it's getting hard to hold it down.
I really don't wanna ruin my first sexual by vomiting, any tips on avoiding regurgitation?
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go to /b/
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>>16550889
Have someone pat your back and burp you.
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if hes not around puke it up then
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I have a lot of issues with insecurity, and I snooped on my boyfriend's (of 2 yrs) "notes" in his phone : ( I found something there that said that "4 of the most beautiful people he worked with" had asked him out in the past week. A couple weeks later, asked him if anyone ever asks him out, he said no. What do I do? I want to come clean about the snooping.
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>I have a lot of issues with insecurity
yeah you and everyone else on the planet. But the rest of us just don't roll around in it like a dog who finds shit on the ground. Insecurity is not a reason to be an asshole, which is what you are being.
Who knows what the note is even referencing?
If it's really about him, it said nothing about him accepting the interest, or you'd have said that.
and, if you're really insecure, I sure as fuck wouldn't tell you things you didn't need to know over which I had no control. People are going to be attracted to your boyfriend (if he's attractive) any time any place, he can't control what other people feel and you're a complete asshole for letting your insecurity violate the boundaries of your relationship.
He should dump you, but apparently he loves you enough to put up with all this dumb bullshit so count your fucking blessings you selfish cunt.
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>>16550837
Yes, I know this. I'm just wondering why he didn't tell me?
I do know it was about it him- it listed their names and the way they asked him out. Ie "kate came up to me and asked me if I was still seeing x and asked if I'd like to go see a movie together"...
Should I tell him I snooped? I feel like I should. Even if not to confront him about this white lie, which is essentially harmless- though I am a bit confused about marrying someone who wouldn't tell me something like that...
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Anyone have some perspective about why he might not tell me? He doesn't want to make me feel bad or something? I would really like him to tell me those kinds of things, not out of jealousy, but yeah, just as conversation, I tell him if people ask me out. Idk.
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Hey /adv/, whenever I stay at my girlfriend's house lately I've been waking up at ~5am and being violently sick. I'm fine if I'm sleeping in my own bed, it just seems to be her place. Has anyone ever heard of this?
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>>16550771
Pet allergies if she has a dog or cat that normally sleeps on the bed?
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>>16550804
no, she has a dog but it stays outside. It's not been a problem until recently.
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>>16550771
You're allergic to heterosexual sex
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I am horny asfk and fap so much. I used to fap more than 3 times a week but I'm fapping once a week these past months. how can I stop ! pls help /adv/
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use tabasco sauce as lube
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>>16550695
Refocus the energy you put into jerking your dick into improving yourself so you can get a girlfriend, then fuck her every day. You won't want to fap then.
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Don't stop, I fap once or maybe even twice a day and not even counting actual sex lmao, it's supposedly healthy for you. Keep on stroking my friend!
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Am horny and fap too much. How do I stop? I do have a gf and I am in college.
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Fuck girlfriend more and ez off the fap. Done.
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>>16550663
> fuck gf more
Yeah, she's been kinda not in the mood recently. Plus we busy college kids.
> ez off the fap
Harder said that done, at least for me. I'm already at 2 for today and some days in the past week I hit 4 or 5 times.
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>>16550681
Finals has everyone stressed, and finals + stress + pms = less sex, more eating.
Give her a week or so, she'll be ready to get back in the mood.
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can i be suspended from school for Nazi salute i was just kidding and this Mexican Jew flipped her shit on me I might go to principals office tomorrow.
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This place is for 18+ kid, fuck off.
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>>16550636
Don't worry if your principle has any sense of humor you'll be okay I mean it's classic after all you'll probs just have a good laugh about it and he'll suspend that Mexican
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Whether or not that's a suspending offense probably varies from district to district, but one way or another you're in trouble. That stuff has been punishable for decades.
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Something just happened and I started having these symptoms:
>extreme chills all over my body
>shaking
>really fast heartbeat
>sense of doom or despair
What's happening to me? I'm kinda freaking out.
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Panic attack?
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>>16550594
I'm kinda just shivering right now and myou hands are cold
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>>16550601
I thought that was supposed to be way worse like just not being able to move. I can move but I'm just cold and my feet and hands are cold and I'm shaking.
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I'm boyfriend of a single mother 2015-12-10 00:34:56 Post No.16550576
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I'm boyfriend of a single mother
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I'm worried my girlfriend's son has an incredibly toxic father, and I'm not sure what to do. Explanation below.
I've been with this girl for almost a year now. She has a 3-yo boy and I get along great with both of them. The father (who I've been told is a bit of a white-trash type, in the way he acts and the family he comes from) is supposed to take him on weekends, but in the past usually didn't live up to his commitments. When he did, the child would always be given back to his mom in a rotten mood, tantruming about the smallest things and grumpy for at least an entire day.
The child traditionally is very mild mannered. He isn't where he maybe should be with his speech (he has a vocabulary but rarely completes sentences over 4 words) but can count up to 20 and seems smart enough to me.
Recently, his father has started taking the child more. It was around this time that the child has started becoming incredibly difficult. Myself and his mother are stern with him, but he will now scream bloody murder in pitches I didn't think were possible for humans, EVERY SINGLE TIME he doesn't get his way. With anything.
We don't give in. But I'm worried that this new development is due to being around his father more. I feel sad about this. I'm not the kid's parent, so I understand the idea that maybe I should stay out of it, or that maybe there's nothing I can do. Nonetheless, I want the kid to grow up happy and mature. I don't think the father is directly abusive, but from the stories I've heard from her family and friends and herself, he gives in to whatever the kid wants, and that he's a pouty, narcissistic simpleton, who almost lives in his own filth. What can I/she do?
tl;dr, I love my girlfriend's son, but I believe the father is a very bad influence, and it upsets me.
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Why is a guy who is dating a girl suddenly have the right to talk and act like a father? You knew this kid for a short while, back the fuck off stop injecting yourself in his life like that.
You do nothing, this is a problem for the girlfriend to deal with not you.
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>>16550576
Punch the kid in the face
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>>16550576
The only way you get a say in that child's life is if you put a ring on his mother's finger.
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I need the cheesiest, funniest and most outrageous pick up lines you guys can think of pretty fast
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You: "Whoa!"
Her: "What?'
You: 'Was that an earthquake or did you rock my world?"
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Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Let's play 'house' You'll be the door and I'll slam you.
All I can think of. May I inquire why the sudden need?
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Girlfriend always wants to have sex and sends me lewd messages/pictures of herself when I'm in class or out with friends. Unfortunately, I have a low sex drive for a guy and can't keep up with her. What do?
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Break up with her so she can date a real man
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have third party black men come in and take care of her for you.
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>>16550442
Inject testosterone.
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married guy with kids 2015-12-09 22:03:51 Post No.16550432
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callout to marriedfags with kids. i got a question.
so i know this is common place and somewhat "duh" worthy but i gotta ask ... did your sex life start to kinda suck after you had kids with your wife ?
my wife and i have been together 5 years. we met in our late 20s. we had two boys kinda fast and since boy #2 (1.5 year ago) sex has just been ... different. not complaining too much cause unlike some fellows out there i still get it, but i just don't feel any spark from her anymore. she'll "take care of me" or "lemme do stuff" to her, but i just haven't felt any passion from her for like a year and a half. i thought it was normal and decided to wait it out at first, but it has slowly been eating at me, to the point where i've been starting to feel insecure and worried in the last couple months, which is very unlike me.
life is more exausting and stressful with 2 kids to tend to, but i still feel attracted to her like on day one, maybe even more.
so guys, is it normal ? does it come back ? any input from people who are / have been in that situation welcomed ~
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My kids aren't as close as yours, but I have a 2.5 year old and a 3 month baby.
We haven't had sex since the baby was born. She tells me she has no sexual desire at all and flinches away from me when I try and kiss her because she doesn't want to lead me on. The few times we do kiss I get so turned on I start touching her more and she pulls away.
I feel like right now she thinks any touch from me is me wanting sex from her. So I'm going to try and touch her more with non expectation. Start off small like a quick kiss on the cheek or make sure we sit together on the sofa and just cuddle. Hopefully this will work.
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>>16550432
do you do anything she wants? does she ask to do anything?
maybe take her out some place away from the kids where she doesn't need to worry or stress. might bring back some passion?
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>>16550461
it wasnt as bad for me, but 3 months is still relatively short. i can relate to the "no expectations" thing though. i massage my wife a lot and have been regularly blamed for "trying stuff" after a massage "like it was owed to me". i get that men get horny a lot and how it could be exhausting for a woman still recovering from pregnancy, but the feeling of rejection starts stinging pretty hard whether you acknowledge it or not after a while. ive tried "not trying" for a while, to no avail on my end so far sadly ... better luck to you ~
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she used to ask me to help around the house and with baby #1 a lot, but ive adjusted pretty well since then. we're pretty good on everything else to be honest. and massages, which i give a lot. i often feel like the sex we have is kind of a "give back" move from her actually. which is nice btw, but gets kinda sad after a while ...
its been really hard to take time just to ourselves outside the house indeed. i should try harder to make it happen.
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>literally get 100s on evertything.
>even final presentation and paper
>all quizzes are aced
>still pass with a 79% in the class
>all because I didnt do a 15pt survey, go to some student orientation thing worth 100, and didnt go to some bullshit out of school events that were worth 80 pts.
other than that survey everything i didnt do is literally just participation points. I participated several times in class but no i had to actually waste my time going to some places where i would have to sit down and not give a shit to get the points. i would have had a 93% otherwise....
someone please remind me why school is important? how can i say fuck you to school and become successful without it? its clear to me they dont give a shit about my future and i know its more than possible to become good at something without school
how? where do i start? im wasting too much money, effort, and time into this shit.
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>don't do what is required
>complain that you didn't get the marks 'you deserve'
Are you some kind of dumbass?
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>>16550184
school went from actually teaching us stuff to making us go to bull shit events that literally do not matter to what we are learning in class.
the concept of school in general is fucking gay nowadays. or at least here in the us its a fucking joke. thers some statistic showing 70% of chinese students cheating in college but still graduating. school is literally bullshit.
dont even get me started on my electrical engineering proffessor who caught us cheating on the final but still let us pass instead of reporting us. and this is a proffessor who actually cared about teaching his students.
why does this bitch gotta be so fucking anal.
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>>16550195
Because anyone can sit down and memorise a textbook, and then regurgitate it. Participation shows that you've a) absorbed and understand what you've learnt and b) you're willing to go above and beyond the bare minimum. I'm sure you were told that you would get extra marks for attending these things right from the start, don't complain when you don't get those marks and don't pass with a grade you're happy with.
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Am I a freak for being mildly annoyed at my girlfriend's constant compliments on how good looking I am?
Put yourself in my shoes. Your girlfriend is awesome and she clearly really cares about you a lot. But she just will not let up on letting you know how handsome you are. Incessantly.
I'm fascinated by the behaviour to be honest. Sure, the odd compliment is completely normal in a relationship, in fact it's very sweet and kind. But the way she goes on about this... It makes me wonder whether it's a cover for something else? Almost like she's either trying to convince herself of reasons she's with me, or trying to distract me from something simmering underneath?
Am I being insane? Are my thoughts warranted?
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Red flag OP. She actually thinks you're fucking ugly and is lulling you into a false sense of security before dumping your insecure ass. Consider yourself BTFO
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post pic op
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>>16550066
Wow it must suck being good looking. Fuck off please.
Do it, while thinking on who you won't be kissing come NYE.
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>>16550027
>implying I'll be kissing someone on NYE
>Implying I won't be standing there watching everyone else get their new years kiss
>Implying that I won't have my cup pressed against my lips while I chug whatever alcohol I have in an attempt to drown my sorrows
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That stung a little.
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I wonder how much I can get away with before they fire me for it
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Is it OK for a father to beat up his son for this? Say a dad figured out from his kindergaden age daughter that his son may have interacted with her in a slightly innaapropriately way. Is he justified in hitting his son or is that plain abuse?
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Justified.
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I don't think getting psychical is called for. How old is the son?
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>>16549940
What the fuck dude. You diddled your five year old sister? That's sick and you deserve to be raped in prison repeatedly along with being beat regularly and viciously.