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How do I become more like my drunken self?
I've discovered a trend among the many girls I've gone on dates with, and it's that I'm an awkward fuck when sober, who gets a boner when a girl touches my hand and makes awkward bodily noises throughout the date, and I can hardly get past like 3 dates.
But when I'm blackout drunk, girls can't seem to get enough of me. I've taken home literal 10/10s from the club and they've texted me the next day asking ME on a date.
It has also been mentioned to me by multiple girls, including my one and only ex-girlfriend, that I am "so much more fun to be around when [I'm] drunk".
I hate the fact that my true, sober self is so boring and apparently has few redeeming qualities, but I also don't want my liver to fail in a few years by actually being drunk on every date I go on
My question is, how can I act more like my drunk self? Especially when I can't even tell how I act when blacked out because, well, I'm blacked out.
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you probably have no social brakes controling your actions when you're drunk. next time do what you want to do without holding back whilst sober
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>>17972474
This.
The only difference between drunk you and sober you is that shit faced you doesn't care what people think and you do what you feel like doing at that point in time.
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>>17972489
But I feel like it's bad to just have blatant disregard for inhibition
So much so I don't think I can force myself to do it
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Has anyone tried cold turkey with masturbation? Up till last week I've masturbated to a specific type of porn like 2-4 times a day, most of last semester I masturbated at least once a day (I'm in grad school for pure math, my department is isolated from the rest of the campus, being lonely and horny thinking about abstractions leads to this effect...). This semester I'm taking some Stat and EE courses mainly to reaffirm the superiority of people who are trained in theoretical math when it comes to solving "engineering problems", so there is a sudden increase in the number of hotties I have to interact with everyday (no they are not from my class, just people sitting around at the lounge, making conversations etc.). And many of them are dangerously close to my fetish, so I'm thinking of cutting masturbation off completely starting today. Haven't fapped yet, I went to class and it's ok so far, it's actually easier than I expected, both the no fap and the materials taught by EECS. But the next few days and in long term, in your experience would it be more difficult to interact with friendly and talkative undergrad qts? (I don't want to pop a boner when talking to them or sitting close to them that's probably frowned upon)
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Dude, just this week alone..probably 25+ times. Let's make a blood pact and quit starting right now.
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Quit porn if you really think you have a problem, but there's no reason to stupidly demonize and subsequently quit, fapping. It's perfectly healthy and fine for you. Just jack to women you see in real life and to your imagination. And don't overreact and sperg out everytime you see something attractive or an attractive image and want to fap, it's sex; your body brain sees it and tell you that get off/spread your genes and is a perferctly normal and natural reaction.
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
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>>17972497
>Quit porn if you really think you have a problem, but there's no reason to stupidly demonize and subsequently quit, fapping
That's not the situation I described in the OP, I was more surprised how easy it is to just stop masturbating one day. I want to ask people who did this do they have a hard time dealing with attractive girls in some way.
Thanks for the links lol
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How the fuck do I defeat my masturbation addiction? I can barely make a day without masturbating and if I actually do manage to not jerk off for a few days, I will jerk off maybe three to five time in on day to compensate that.
I just want to live my life without thinking about touching my dick
pls
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>>17972296
Five times in a day!? I only reached 4 times as a max and that made my dick hurt.
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I started nofap and quit smoking on the same day. Those two at the same time somehow balanced each other out, so I was just sitting there feeling like I was gonna blow up. It gets easier after a few days.
When it gets too bad, I get wet dreams that make me jizz myself and I wake up to a mess, so that's kind of a pain.
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Get a life. If you have things to do you will not think about your dick
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I'm going to Iceland next week and I want to find Icelandic people to enjoy the nightlife with and/or hook up with.
How do?
I've tried tinder but no luck yet.
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Iceland has the most chlamydia in the world and it's only got like 300,000 people. If you want hookups you'll be sorted, Icelandic girls are whores.
http://grapevine.is/news/2014/04/29/iceland-1-in-chlamydia-for-tenth-year-running/
They might be second to Denmark now so you could try there, bearing in mind that Denmark has the highest infidelity rate in the world.
>inb4 its just the amount it gets reported
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>>17972305
Not really an answer to my question but okay.
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>>17973022
Just hit the bars ... Easy prey
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Helping During a Panic Attack
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A few nights ago during the night my girlfriend had a panic attack when talking about death. This included flailing around the room, sweating and seemingly loss of control.
She is a nursing student so obviously has a lot of first hand experience with patients dying and people losing their loved ones etc. This made the experience pretty severe for her.
What is best procedure to help someone during and immediately after a panic attack like this?
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>>17972273
Sounds like you're underage.
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>>17972280
How does OP sound underage
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>>17972280
t. underage
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How does one use a paypal and not reveal both their address and real name to people? I'm using to receive money from cam modeling, and I'd rather my clients not see my real name and address. I've googled it and it seems like there's no way to avoid it. Is there any other app or way for me to get the money?
Also I know using a cam modeling site is safer, and I will be doing that shortly, but for right now skype/paypal is easier.
Pic of my body for attention.
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>>17972251
bump this is a good question.
Maybe prepaid paypal cards or something? Im not sure myself OP
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>>17972257
Either way on paypal they are adament about using your real name and shipping address so I think even with a prepaid card you still have to have accurate personal info. It really sucks. They don't even tell you that they give it out, I had to find out when I requested money from my client and now he knows my real name and address and I know his. It's a shitty app desu.
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>>17972251
Are you the anon from the thread on lc farm?
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>Life has gone to shit
>Dad stopped paying my tuition (a semester before graduation) and kicked me out of the house because I don't want to cut my hair
>Mom is dead since I was eleven
>No family members to rely on
>He abused me until freshman year of college, but expects me to kiss his ass because he pays for my stuff
>Literally told me I'm a faggot and that I should kill myself despite being Christian and raising me on Christian values
>Ok
>Now I have to move out of my on-campus apartment and move in with a friend since I can't afford tuition
>I don't even have enough money to move my stuff out
How do I get some money until I can find a job?
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>>17972227
Are you actually gay? Because prostitution is a thing y'know.
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Bruh, sell your plasma, your blood, semen. Try asking friends for help with your finances.
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Bruh. Sell your blood. Sell your plasma. Sell your semen. Ask your friend for help. Start a kickstart campain
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I'm going to the god king's coronation and i'm nervous about possible violence (from many groups!)
Should I take brass knuckles/a knife or is that a no-no
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>>17972223
It will be confiscated or they'll flat out arrest you
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>>17972223
They won't let you get in with that stuff. Do you know how to fistfight well enough? If yes, then you don't need a knife or brass knuckles. If not, then they weren't going to help much anyways.
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>>17972237
Can I have a 50 word summary on how to fistfight
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His does a short man deal with being short? Practical advise preferred.
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>>17972213
Um deal with it like a man
It's not a deal breaker for women as much as 4chan likes to say it is it really isn't
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>>17972213
Well if life becomes too hard you can always just suicide.
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>>17972213
It's kind of like being bald, some women will care, some won't. And even if the ones that usually would care about height if they see everything else is good I'm sure it wouldn't be a complete dealbreaker.
So just accept how you are and live your life normally. We all have things we're not happy about.
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So i have been using coke. For sometime now. And it like once a month, like for half a year and then i stop. But ive been using somewhat more often. And man do i love gumming it. But my gumsstarted lookig like they are receeding from my teeth. Also theres this one tooth that has the gums around it loose, like if i floss, it goes all the way between my gums and my tooth. Does it have anything to do with the coke? Or could it be gengivitis, since gums bleed from some areas when i brush. I do intend to stop using. But i just want to know what can i do to fix my gums. I dont wanna lose my teeth
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>>17972209
stop gumming the coke it's fucking up your teeth,
also it is a waste of coke.
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>>17972209
see a dentist - likely you have already caused permanent damage, need extracts & implants
sorry pal - cocaine really is dangerous
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>>17972634
Wtf you really think ill need implants?? Are they expensive? Are you a dentist?
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>arranged to meet up with gf Saturday a week in advance
>tells me the other day her friend is having a birthday meal the same night but she isn't going
>tell her my friends invited me out Saturday night too, but I'm not going because they didn't give me enough notice (and also because it would be rude to bail on her)
>starts saying oh you can out if you want to I don't want to feel like I'm stopping you
>suddenly tells me later that day she IS going to the birthday meal so we will have to meet up later
>little bit annoyed but let it slide and say yeah cool we can just meet up later then
>gets a bit worried and says oh no are you angry with me, but say nah it's cool
>then tell me she'll be late arriving to the meal because of work, so I say well if it makes things easier we can just meet up another night
>OH SO NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET UP, FINE WE WON'T MEET UP THEN, THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
>makes me feel like I'm in the wrong and making me feel like a dickhead, bearing in mind she said the exact same thing previously by saying I could go out with my friends instead of us meeting up
Not a very interesting argument but this really pissed me off and fed up of being made out I'm the bad guy when I'm trying to show I'm being reasonable. Is it futile trying to argue with logic with her? Should I just leave this?
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Just punch her. Sounds like she deserves it to me
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just tell her what you told us in a calm manner.
if she wants to act like a child youll treat her like one
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>>17972205
You're both being manipulative and playing little games, be up front in the future, thats my advice.
Explain things immediately instead of passive aggressively saying things like "oh well we can just see each other another night".
I've been there pal, don't try to bullshit me that you're not playing the game too.
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Hi, so basically theres this girl ive met... Were both 19, shes a student on college and im working... Living in my own flat by myself...
Weve met in my work and basically, since we saw eachother we just felt the chemistry and pretty much the next day we went out and were making out'n shit, and the next time we met we fucked. Im enjoying the best sex in my life with her, and she says she does the same with me.
We first of all started out as a relations ship... Everything was fine when we were together, but pretty much everytime she went off on weekend to her parents, she started making up bullshit reasons why it wont work, why is it impossible, only to meet later and fuck eachother whole night again. We had lots of fights, but we just cant stay mad eachother, and end up in the bed together...
For example, she writes me she just doesnt want to continue the thing were doing, that she want to move on, just to call me on new year if i dont want to come, that shes drinking with her friends, and we fuck later again.... I also make out with one of her friends that walked me to the exit when i was leaving... And with that friend of hers, i thought i could you know, work it out, a normal relationship without her bullshit, and it was looking fine... And she knows about it. Everytime i was texting with her friend, she was all on her and was asking who she is writing with, when she was near and messenger made a sound, she was asking "why dont you answer"... And then, 4 days later, she says she want to come to my flat... I was horny af at the moment, so why not, she made me a decent spaghetti and we fucked once again. She even promised me to not tell the friend. So she told her friend the next day. (Yah, should have seen it coming but i took the bait like a fucboi). Friend ofc gets mad and doesnt want to talk to me, and is dissapointed sad etc.... And 3 days later she comes again.. I should be fuckin mad at mer, but instead i was fuckin her mad, so theres that.
Cont.
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This time, she tells ME not to tell anybody, because im now a fuckin douche in front of her friends and she hates me before them. Im like aight, whatever, and the friend of hers even starts liking me again, we start texting again... And then she tells her we slept together ..... Even thought she wanted ME not to tell anyone.....
Really, what does she want? Whats going on in her head? Im assuming she just doesnt want to bind to one dick but just experiment and find new shit, but i also dont want to lose her and i dont like the thought of her being with another guy.
Wat do.
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You're a fucking idiot. She's using you.
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>>17972160
Well, ive got to agree that i indeed am a idiot... And im being used as a toy..
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Showers make me fucking miserable. What can I do? 2017-01-19 11:17:00 Post No.17972065
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Showers make me fucking miserable. What can I do?
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This has been going on all my life. Every time I take a shower, I feel absolutely terrible afterwards. I feel weak. My joints feel stiff. My skin feels "tightened" or something. Sometimes it feels like something is pushing on my body to keep me from moving. It even becomes more difficult to get an erection. It's really bad, and there have been times where I've gone days without showering just to avoid it. The idea that a shower could wake you up or make you feel better is a foreign concept to me.
It comes on very fast, too. I don't think it even takes five minutes after the shower for it to start.
So, is there anything I can do about this?
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>>17972065
How hot do you run your showers?
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>>17972066
Pretty hot, usually. I'm not sure that's the cause, though. I've occasionally ended a shower with water that wasn't hot and still felt the negative effects.
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>>17972069
And the weird thing is that when I'm actually in the shower, the hot water often feels good. But the moment I step out, that all goes away.
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Help I have an exam in 45 minutes. I actually studied for it properly and feel confident in my ability to answer the questions correctly.
What do I do?
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do the exam
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>>17971993
Okay I'll try, will post how it went in this thread after.
Thank you
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Get some oat, just in case.
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help, I got a new gf who is beautiful but after we have sex I just wana get the hell out of there and go home, wat do?
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>>17971982
probably because she's hot with little/to no personality so when you're not horny she can't offer you anything. Sounds like you're dating a basic bitch
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>>17972007
I dunno, she loves my jokes, cooks for me, and is protective but I feel the urge to leave after I jizz
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>>17972014
She can do every nice thing in the world for you, if you don't want to spend time around her after you orgasm then there's a bigger problem and it's all on you.