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How do I leave the rural area
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Get in a car.
Drive until you see a sign and follow its directions.
Repeat step 2 until you are in a city.
Become beta redneck shitloser in the city.
Get in the car again and go back to your rural home.
Live the dream.
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>>17973469
What state do you live in?
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I remember as a teen I hated the country because I felt like there was never anything to do and I had nobody to talk to
Now I miss that. Probably going to be working part time in the middle of nowhere so o can live in a cabin and write and learn as much as I can.
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My girl friend of several years is acting like a gay guy and I am no longer attracted to her. I am not a homophobic, I am just not attracted to other males. I do not really have any openly gay friends, and the few times she invited me out with hers, they were generally repulsive and negative towards me.
Should I and how can I distance myself from these people? I have an uneasy feeling that I am somehow being taken advantage of.
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>>17973360
I think I can't understand you. You say she is a girl that is acting like a boy?
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>>17973360
How is she acting???
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>>17973376
Yes, that is correct, but to be more specific a homosexual male, and without an age distinction that boy contains. Also, I am no longer attracted to her.
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Am I asexual or do I just have dick problems? How to tell? Recently I was going to sleep with someone but we ended up just cuddling because I couldn't pop a chub. Even while cuddling naked for like 3 hours I didn't even get a half chub. What gives? This has happened before
Also I don't masturbate or watch porn if that's relevant
This is a HUGE problem
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>>17973345
You probably have trust issues bro. You aren't relaxed enough.
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>>17973350
I don't think so. I wasn't nervous at all. Also getting hard is a automatic response to getting aroused so I don't know how trust issues are relevant
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>>17973345
do you fap to porn?
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Anybody here from a Muslim family?
I'm in college now but I commute, and still live with my parents, I'm in my first year and I haven't been to a party or a bar yet. how do I get away with drinking?
I want to be able to hide it because I'll get my ass whooped if they find out
I'm a guy btw so they're less strict with me but still pretty
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>>17973295
>Muslim
>on 4chan
Where the fuck do you think you are? Drop your terroristic religion or GTFO
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>>17973435
I did tho
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Literally just don't drink.
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HOW TO BECOME AN ALPHA BULLY AGAIN
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I was just looking through old screenshots of messages. I was such a playa back then. I had the power to make girls rage and send me walls of angry texts, and then IRL when I met them they were all nice and giggly about it. It was loads of fun.
Now I'm in university studying math and I don't have this power anymore, basically I've turned into kind of a nerd actually. In the past 2 years, I've texted literally only 2 non-family females.
How do I regain my powers and become a player again?
Pic unrelated.
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>>17973229
Dumb yourself down again. Nothing should have really changed except your interests.
Girls don't like math.
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>>17973229
Maybe if you put off nostalgia goggles you will see how much those girls actually like you
It's not because of your "university math" lol
Also is it real math or other type of math?
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>>17973323
It's REAL math.
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Been having ball pain lately, like a dull ache that feels like its in the tubes above my testicle. Not sure if they're swollen cos its just lots of spaghetti feeling stuff there.
Thought it was due to tight jeans so i've been wearing loose fitting pants but the pains still there.
Feel it the most when sitting down, and they feel like they're always in the way when trying to sleep now. If I sleep on my side then i'm squishing them, if i spread my legs i can feel them dangling and aching still. Just cannot get comfy. Any ideas whats going on down there.
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dont worry OP, its your groin.
get boxers that fit, instead of baggy ones
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How often do you masturbate?
Have you just started excercisibg recently?
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>>17973227
>>17973242
I get the largest boxers I can find so it's more roomy, can that actually be bad?
And masturbate almost daily, which i've noticed stops the pain for a while.
Started exercising properly for about half a year, but this ache has been about 2 months.
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Need some opinions on suicide and selfishness.
Also, apologies in advance -
I'm pretty high right now, so my typing in the OP or in any replies may be absolute shit, I can't really tell.
I'm tired of life. I'm not in some deep, sad depression or anything, I'm really just tired of life. I've been doing it for 30+ years, it was never really good to begin with, and it's mildly more irritating now than when it was at its best... and there's nothing to indicate to me that it might get any more interesting. I just want off the ride.
But, there is one thing I love in life. My wife. We've been together a decade, and my relationship with her is the only thing that's ever made me care about anything that I can remember. I genuinely care about her. And I know she loves me so much that it would wreck her if I died. Like, it would wreck her whole life, that's how much a part of each other we have become. I can't bear to think of her suffering that much.
I want her to be able to live a happy, healthy, functional life full of great experiences and joy and satisfaction. I just want to be able to kill myself and still have her do this. How do I work this out, /adv/?
>tl;dr
How do I set my loving, devoted wife up for success and happiness, despite me offing myself?
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Have you tried anti-depressants? It's much preferable to exhaust all of your options before ending it all.
And there won't be a happy ending for your wife if you go and kill yourself. she won't live a happy, healthy, functional life full of great experiences and joy and satisfaction because her husband of 10+ years just fucking blew his brains out. If you think she's gonna recover from your untimely demise you're delusional.
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>>17974128
>Have you tried anti-depressants?
No, but I'm not really depressed. I mainly am just bored and exhausted. Why is it preferable to try all my options first? Why is this not an option?
>And there won't be a happy ending for your wife
I hear you, I can't really think of one either. But, there are definitely people who've lost loved ones and grieved and recovered and went back to being a good person with a good life. Somebody must be familiar with this process - have gone through it, have known someone who's gone through it, or just has some reasonable ideas about it.
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>>17974281
Please consider something else OP. your wife will wonder constantly what she did wrong no matter if you leave her a note or what.
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>have a female best friend
>we go out one night
>get very drunk, we go back to sleep at her house
>sleep on couch
>woken up in the middle of the night
>she is naked and gives me a violent blowjob
>feel super uncomfortable
>she stops goes back to bed
>wake up in the morning, breakfast is super awkward
>at night get a wall of text saying she didn't mean to do what she did
>say it's alright, I don't care
>she avoids me and never speaks to me again
A month has gone by. She used to be my best friend. I really miss her, I need to get her back
Any /adv/ice?
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Just text her "hey what does the man gotta do to get his balls emptied?"
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>>17973083
This you may as well man.
There is nothing to lose
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is she pippin hot
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I am 25, a pathologic liar, have sociopathic tendencies, no job, bills to pay, no drive to ever achieve anything and a gf for seven years.
Is there any hope for someone like me?
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>>17972735
>sociopathic
>can't get anything he wants
nice meme.
>choose not to do anything of value
>IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR ME?
you are imposing your own limits in life, stop acting like the universe made you the way you are and its your burden to carry.
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>>17972855
This.
If you can see there is a problem start changing yourself, nobody else is gonna do it for you.
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>>17972735
Sociopaths are living the life on a cheat code. So the fact that you're not already successful means you're probably not a sociopath. Hate to say it.
There are high functioning sociopaths that are aptly living the life they want by not being bound by morals or emotions. It is boredom which bogs them down, not the lack of opportunity (which may be the case for you).
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I have a date with a girl, do I bother showering before leaving if I haven't done anything today? I showered in the morning.
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>>17972711
all interactions with females you need to be RFS
RFS = ready for sex
lol
so yes shower you tard
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>>17972711
It's a fucking date anon, of course
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>>17972711
Shower you fat sweaty bastard. Especially your dick and ass for fucks sake.
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my bf has turned absolutely boring since we are dating. how do i deal with this? i love him, but man he got lame...
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>>17972678
maybe he's not attracted to you anymore and stopped trying. You know how they say the chase is exciting, but the catch is disappointing.
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Boring how?
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>>17972680
not in that way. he just developed into the dead weight of everything we want to do with friends. he takes the fun out of everything.
all he wants do do is basically lie in bed with me and fuck or cuddle. which is pretty dope, but not ALL i want to do all the time
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GF getting STD checkup - is it suspicious?
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My girlfriend of 1 year and 9 months today told me she is getting her first pap test done next week. She also told me she is getting an STD checkup as well. I'd also add that for 4 months of the year we do LDR.
This confuses me as we have been together for nearly 2 years. She knows I am clean (I had tests done when we began dating so she knows for a fact that I'm clean). She said she hasn't had a check for STDs since about 6 months before we started dating. I still find it very strange that she is getting an STD checkup now out of the blue given we have been together for almost 2 years and 0 signs/symptoms of an STD. She's currently in another city at the moment (the past few months has been back in her home city) so naturally I find it a bit odd. When I asked her about it she said she feels really bad now for telling me, she also said that she wanted to tell me 'in case the STD checkup said I have something'.
Is this suspicious/weird?
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She fucked tyrone.
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On its own its not odd.
Add ldr and another city and it does raise an eyebrow
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My gut never lied to me about these things, no matter how much she lied in opposition.
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I'm suffering some kind of identity crisis or guilt or something. So me and a small team of filmmakers worked really hard on a short film for a festival that celebrated 'unique voices.' Turns out 'unique' means "Asian, Pacific Islander, Black, Latino, Middle Eastern or LGBTQ and female. Our film was excluded without a single viewing because I am white, and a dude.
That made me feel shitty and super depressed because our hard work was disregarded because of my sex and skin color (which I thought was illegal...) but now my thoughts are going out of control and now I'm having a weird identity crisis and I hate what we are beciming. We are mistaking revenge for equality. We are mistaking justification of exclusion for egalitarianism. And it makes me feel like shit.
Like almost suicide bad. And my therapist tells me stuff like "now you see how the oppressed and minorities have felt, hmm?" And "we'll Anon you've lived in a position if privilege for years. Some things aren't for your kind."
Am I justified in my thinking this is ridiculous?
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>Am I justified in my thinking this is ridiculous?
You really aren't. You missed the point of the film festival, get over it.
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>>17971822
Sorry anon, there are plenty of film festivals where white males dominate. Just enter it in one of those.
When the industry corrects itself, we won't need festivals like this.
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>>17971822
It is pretty ridiculous.
>We are mistaking revenge for equality.
I agree with this statement wholeheartedly.
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I'm a female (with an actual vagina) and I have broad shoulders I fucking hate it
Is there anything I can do to make it less broad or am I stuck in this manly body forever? Also, I'm big boned (not in the meme sense) my bones are actually fucking huge man like what do i do
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>>17971759
Pic of bones
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Its in your genes to have wide shoulders. You could seek a plastic surgeon and ask hi. Tgey do some bone scraping to make your jaw smalle maybe something like that could be done tp your shoulders
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>>17971759
Nigga they're your bones are you high?
you will always have big bones because thats you're skeletal structure. Now, how big are your pussy bones. Thats the real question.
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>broke up a yr ago because he was an alcoholic
>he cleaned up his act, got a full time job and his own place..living in a beautiful area
>we talk everyday for a whole year, never fight like we used to and he has really changed
>Cant go back to him because my family and friends would freak out
>still worry he might turn back into the alcoholic he was before
>starting to hate being single
>want cuddles and sex but I lost my v card to him and I don't want to do things with anyone other than him...I also don't do hookups
>what do i do?
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Get out and become more comfortable with other people. Go to events, clubs, classes, wherever you can meet people.
If you get more familiar with other people it won't feel like you can't do things with people other than your ex. You're not going to be hooked on him forever if you don't want to. He'll just have to deal with losing you bc of the alcoholism if that's the way you go. I say drop him.
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>>17971734
Family and friends are not a reason to get into/out of/back into relationships. It is your life. That said, they are an indicator that they don't trust him to have changed, and it is a good indicator because people rarely change. But sometimes they do change, so it is up to you. You want to give it another try, give it. I know a couple who divorced because he couldn't control his drinking, but then he cleaned up his act, went on the wagon 100%, and they remarried, apparently happily, some six years after the divorce. But there is only one such example I know of. If you love him still and want to give it another try, go for it woithout regard to the family, but be wary and realize that it is probably not a smart idea.
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Buy a male human size sex doll. He will take your life too the next level.