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Kankerhollander ik neuk je kankermoeder in de kankeranus totdat ik erin klaarkom en ze anaal een baby krijgt die op jou lijkt en dan neuk ik die baby kankerlijer

This site, especially this board is like a huge pile of shit with gold nuggets hidden inside. And you jump right into it looking for the gold. If you know how to navigate through the shit you will find the gold and it will be worth it. But if you don't you will loose yourself in the shit, be consumed by it.

>>17975625
Nah. You're projecting what's happened to you on everybody else. And it's evident how narcissistic you've become in the past 7 years in the post you just made.

I go to this site once in a while when I'm bored. That's it. I don't run around jacking it to porn on /b/ or whatever shit you think the average retard on this site does and I don't really bother arguing with said retards in a dozen tabs like you or some other jackass has been convinced is worthwhile.

If you want to go, then go. But we're not all as impressionable as you.

>>17975545

dude thic curve is natural and most dicks have a little curve to the left. Your dick is fine.

relax and dont let it bother you.

OP here,
I'm having no problems with my confidence, but it would be sweet if somebody had any experience with the hook and share it here for others to know. The internet is just filled up of penis enlarger programs to find something actually usefull and more intimate.

OP having an affair is something anybody only gives themselves permission to do because they don't understand the horrifying consequences of doing that.

When you have an affair with somebody, then after they break up with you, every single person they try to get in a relationship with afterwards they won't trust. They will think "I thought nothing was wrong and I trusted him so much and I loved him so much. If he can have an affair than anybody can have an affair and I would never know" And she'll never ever be able to trust another guy and will always have that horrible insecurity plaguing those relationships for the rest of her life.

Doing something like this to somebody without any remorse or sense of consequence is horrible. It's one of the lowest things you could ever do to anybody. Don't fucking do it.

Face it, OP. It's not gonna happen.

>>17975543
don't know till i try.

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Smashing your teacher is like smashing your future. Just dont

>>17975470

>How do I get over this?

What exactly do you need to get over?

>>17975470
Have you tried dating your cat?

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> when compared to women, they're just much nicer to look at in every way.

Lmao I lol'ed there.

Oh just stay ffs

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>>17975445
Age is but a number ...

there's no where else to go , unless you want to join the normie-net

>Wants to become religious
This makes no sense, OP. Religion has only existed this long because it gets drilled into people when they're impressionable children. How do you wake up one morning and DECIDE to believe that magic is real and the devil's gonna get you? You need a therapist, not a priest.

>>17975398
I'm curious. What is it about Christianity that interests you?

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>>17975398

Don't focus on finding a religion unless you're seeking a religious community OP. I've been seeking a religion for years until I realized that wanted faith but disliked virtually every community for various reasons.

Read the major literature of the world's faiths. The Bible, The Quran, The Daodejing, etc. Or if they have no major literature then learn about their beliefs online. Doing so will let you make a more well rounded decision if you're still looking for a religious community because many of the ones today don't practice real faith and only exist as echo chambers, so knowing what your chosen faith truly means and represents will give you an advantage in avoiding those.

Christianity is fantastic, but since it's so huge and has literally thousands of diverse communities, it would benefit you greatly to do your research. At the absolute minimum read the Bible (a priest recommended to me the NIV translation for first-timers) and reflect on what it means to you. You'll find that many Christians have never done anything more than shuffle through a few pages at random which is really unfortunate given the fantastic wisdom that can be found in that book.

I wish you a fruitful journey pilgrim.

Matthew 6

5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."

>>17975387
Read Discourse on Method by Descartes.

You don't know shit about how to run anything.

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>>17975387
Believe it or not OP, I'm in almost the exact same boat. I've been become horribly depressed over the last few years because I've realised that I'm just a fucking idiot with half a brain. I'm shit at everything I do, which has caused me massive anxiety over my performance and appearance in the world and it's slowly ruined my life to the point where I'm bordering on homelessness now.

It fucking sucks OP, but from my experience, you eventually just get used to the hassle of being a tard.

You can never cure your autism but you can learn to live with it. I use adderol to keep me focused and xanax to help not giving a fuck.

>>17975376
What's different about the place you're applying? Use that difference.

If you worked at IBM and your now applying to a small dev team, say you wanted to work on a smaller team, etc.

>>17975385
But "everyone knows it's easier to get a new job when you're already employed." Doesn't explain why I left early.

It was a clean break though, I wrapped up my project and its documentation, no hard feelings with IBM, others said they'd love to work with me in the future.

Never quit unless you've got one lined up
Recently getting fired again, you make up a good and quick lie
For this one say you wanted to switch things up and work on something more challenging
Work on something different, say not at a big place like IBM but a smaller place

do not mention this real reason, because most people have this reason.

HOWEVER quitting and not haing something lined up makes it look like something bad has happened like you got fired. Prepare to answer a question that is vaguely like that by saying you made the mistake not getting another job first and figured it would take less time.

You're young probably so you can get away with being inexperienced. Also in the software world you're young prolly so people want people like you to exploit for being in said position.

If you're older and in this position you are fucked badly. It's where I am right now. Over 6 months of unemployed and shat upon in interviews because I should be farther along or something. I graduated later in life so I am older. But my resume is also a bit dodgy with small periods of work.. Where some I did get fired :)

>>17975366
Let him make his own mistakes. You've warned him, now it's just a matter of time before he comes to you crushed. Nothing you can do except watch.

In order to save him, you've got to have sexual intercourse with the girl and let him know that if he goes for it, he's a kekold

More seriously, if you've sat down and had a real conversation with him and he wants to be with her still, there's nothing much you can do. Wait until he gets his heart shattered and be there for him during the healing process.

Let him live his own life and make his own mistakes.

>>17975343
Move on bro, she's toxic, and you're not so great yourself if you keep playing that "I just want to talk" shit. She has made it clear that she doesn't want to communicate with you. That doesn't make her a bitch. What makes her a bitch may be the reasons behind why she doesn't want to talk, but this sounds like a done fucking deal. You move on now, find someone else and if she ever does try to contact you again, make sure you don't respond back. It's not petty, it's healthy.

>>17975348
Chiming in to agree with this guy here. Too little information to tell if she's really a bitch or not, but there's more than enough to say that it's time to let go.

Didn't even botter reading past "flirting"

She's moving on and so should you

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My understanding of what a "cult" is as follows

>Claims they are the ONLY true way
Now, most religions do this, but it's a very specific, rigid way. For example, Christianity claims Jesus is the only way, but the FLDS says you have to be a member of THEIR denomination, do what THEY say, believe in Joseph Smith as supreme prophet, etc.

>Will not let you leave
Remember that "Hare Krishna" is not the religion - Hinduism is. There's a group called something like "The International Society for Hare Krishna Followers" and that's more of a group within the religion. Both will let you join or leave freely, as far as I know.

>Steals your money and/or property via threat of damnation and/or punishment
Most religions ask for money/tithes/offerings and that is totally fine and good even. However, when the leadership threatens hell or punishment because you don't pay up, it's a cult practice.

>Obvious shit
Rituals that involve hurting a person/animal in an unnatural way is a heads up. Animal sacrifice isn't in and of itself, but when you start to torture it or bathe in the blood... run. Sex is another HUGE red flag. If, like, there are any sort of rituals of initiation involving sex, that's a sure sign of cult. Also inspiring or inciting violence is another.

Basically, cults are pretty obvious when you see one, most of the time. Is Hinduism a cult? Nah. Is Hare Krishna group? Nah. Was George Harrison an uneducated weeb? Maybe, you you gotta admit, this is a great song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kNGnIKUdMI

I'm no expert but I don't think they actually want you to join anything (I could be wrong). they just solicit you with a gift because it's a persuasion Technique to get you to donate, you will feel you owe it to them in return for the gift.

>>17975308
they honestly seem fun and happy...
I wonder why I'd never see a girl though?
also wonder if there any of them browsing 4chan and could give us their perspective

>>17975250
Nah you're good dude. I'm a doctor.

>>17975260
I'm a doctor.
And I'm think my job is making it worse.

I suggest drugs. Just find a day off when you can get fucked up. Most docs are drunks anyway...

>>17975228
Go to Amazon, narrow to men's shoes, search by your size in wide on the toolbar

I have pretty wide feet myself and can't wear vans, for example. I do however have a really thick cawk so maybe there's something to that after all

>>17975228
Yeah, all I can wear is New Balance as well. It wouldn't be so bad if their design hadn't got so obnoxious over the years. Bump for halp

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>>17975228
New balance has plenty of good designs you fat footed mong.

My feet are too narrow for them.

I forgot to add, I can't deny that part of this has to do with the fact that I haven't had sex in years. And I'm not going to deny that this sounds like an opportunity to end my sexless life. At least for a little while. And GODDAMN, sex with my ex was the best sex of my life, I don't doubt it's partly the reason why I've had such a struggle with getting over them.

Don't reach out, you deserve better. If anything, just go to a couple parties and get laid. That'll at least get rid of your sex problem. And maybe try talking to new people to fill in that hole. You don't have to go back to something you know is bad for you.

You can give her a chance. You changed, she might have changed too. Just start out slower, instead of aiming for big plans toghether. You already know her redflags, so if any of them come up, bail as fast as possible.

Also, keep in mind that you two toghether might trigger memories of doing drugs in that time, and thath the two of you might be tempted to do so again.

Tl;dr: give it a shot but don't create expectations

>>17975218
>I have a project I want to do and I want to have a website connected to it. What is the best way to do it?

Learn to describe your project. That would be the first step. You're trying to do a million things and you sound like you haven't thought out the basics desu, which is why you're asking these questions.

>>17975222
I want to publish text and images on my chosen subject, maybe video. What I'm asking about is how to choose, maintain and run a website with this content.

>>17975242
just make a youtube video or an instagram
shit
keep it simple in the beginning