I've tried anal suppository. The stool does move, but it gets stuck near the end of the ass and won't come out. I tried to push it out but it gets stuck there. What the fuck do I do? Please help!
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Is this a common problem for you? If you often have soft stool it's mainly diet related. Eat more vegetables and start taking fiber supplements.
Also worst case clean yourself in the shower instead of with paper.
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>>17968792
It's something that has recently become more and more common. I think it's causing me to have a weaker immunity system as the toxins in my body aren't effectively flushed out due to this problem.
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>>17968788
Bump someone pls send help
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Is there a way to achieve sexual intimacy without dating, hookers, or one night stands, none of which interest me? I've been on one date in my entire life two years ago and while the girl was sweet and attractive it felt like an endurance test, like running through a social gauntlet. It was a cumbersome ordeal that ultimately ended up in failure.
Is there a way to find a cute FWB where we can just hang out and fuck without the pressures of finding elaborate activities to do together and getting to deeply know each other beforehand with no guarantees of success?
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>>17968760
You just described one night stands.
If you cant be bothered, i recommend you dragon dildo / sleeve.
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>>17968848
Except my intention is for an arrangement where it continues with the same girl, not some pump and dump scenario.
I've tried Fleshlights and they're a waste of money.
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>>17969162
that's called "fuck buddies"
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>have sexual appetite
>also have erection problems
How did I end up in this hell and I get out?
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Exercise more. Run, jog, walk your dog, get that blood flowing son, then you veer off into the bushes beside some slag's house and tug one off while you watch her change and your dog takes a fat shit on her lawn.
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Insecurity/inhibition.
Communication/time/forgiveness.
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>>17968711
I used to have a really minor ed and it was a mental thing it's gone now
Is it true that most girls have no interest in non masculine or 'feminine' (not effeminate men)?
I'm a black 18yr old bi-curious guy who has never even kissed anyone of the opposite or same sex (with the exception of an accidental bump into a guy).
I'm not interested in long term romantic relationships. I would just prefer having on-going sex with a woman or androgynous man in a 'quasi' friendship.
I’m hesitant to date bi-men because 1.) I don’t want to get HIV 2.) I would prefer long term commitment and 3.) Most bi-men and gay have this obsession with being ‘manly’. I have no problem with preferences but I need someone who is ‘non-masculine’ (not exactly feminine or effeminate) but not obsessed with gender identity. I just want them to be well dressed/stylish, gender neutral grooming, have a decent job and non-aggressive, quiet personality; traits which unfortunately I’ve only seen in females.
The problem is that most young women all seem to prefer older, taller, and/or masculine men. If not ‘traditionally’ masculine, there is an aura of manliness which I don’t want. I’m not going to change myself for women and I have no problem with their preferences but I’ve been losing hope that I’ll ever get a girl. As a said in the beginning, I’m ‘non masculine’ and of a very short stature 5ft 5in. I also look like I’m 14. Again, no problem but for a lot of women, that’s an issue.
What to do /adv/?
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Women like faggot-looking dudes. They just like them with stubble.
Body-wise though, be masculine.
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>>17968709
> Body-wise though, be masculine
Explain anon?
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>>17968745
Go to the gym, and get out of think mode.
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A really long rambling blog post where I try to connect dots that don't lead anywhere
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"Any problem you understand well enough, is within your power to solve"
This was told to me by my biology teacher in high school a good 3 or 4 years ago, and I believe it 100% to be true. So I'm hoping the armchair psychologists of of /adv/ can help me.
First things first, I had an emotional episode tonight, and as those of you who are familiar with this board might have guessed it was about a girl (this runs much deeper than relationship problems though so please bear with me) because I remembered a song that reminded me of her. Here's the thing though, I've been broken up with this girl for over a year. She's fucked two of my friends and many others since then. Even so, I feel like a worthless piece of shit who doesn't deserve her. Granted it was partially my fault we broke up, and I didn't take it well. I got angry, and said a lot of terrible things about her, to her. She hurt me, so I wanted to hurt her. I'm now begining to realize that this is a common behavior that I've noticed myself doing in the past. Up until I met her, I was kind of a huge dick. I was mean to people, lashing out, tried to hurt people. And I think this is because I was bullied throughout my upbringing. I was picked on, excluded and beaten for a lot of my early upbringing.
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(Con't)
Now I know your probably thinking this probably sounds normal. Autismo has nerd rage because he was bullied at school, but here's where it starts to get weird. Something I found while with the girl I can't get over is that I am really turned on by getting spanked. That's obviously not common for a man but not super weird eirher, until you factor in that one of things my bullies did to me was spank me and call me names when I was in middle school. I'd literally completely forgotten about this until just recently. Another thing I've remembered is that throughout my childhood, I was made fun of for not talking to girls and never having a girlfriend. At one point I remember they made a game out of betting on whether I or one of the other nerdy kids would get a girlfriend first.
I think this is why I based souch of my self worth on being with her, and I think it's why even now I feel like a piece of shit and that I should die. And it also begs the question of, if I had one repressed memory relating to sex do I have other? Are there things I don't remember that explain why I'm so angry all the time? How do I move on from here? That's the biggest question. I know I shouldn't base my self worth om whether or not I have a girlfriend but I can't seem to stop myself from thinking about it. And I know I should just let what happened to me as a kid go but I still have thoughts of hurting the people who hurt me. As an adult I've gotten into fist fights often over stupid shit I should have walked away from, but I always think that I can't just keep letting them get away with walking all over me. As an adult I've gotten much deeper into drinking that I'd like to admit. As an adult I make more money and have seen more of the world than my peers, yet I still feel incomplete, like the same ugly loser I was as a child, and now I'm begining to think these are all symptoms of a much deeper issue I don't know how to solve
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>>17968634
Anyone? Please?
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>>17968853
You my friend need to learn to let go. You sound like you spend way too much time stressing over things that are out of your control. Let go of the past, if you keep thinking about it and agonizing about "what-ifs" you'll spend your entire life in this retarded cycle of self loathing. It's the past, and unless you have a time machine then worrying about people and events that occurred to you in the past will get you nowhere. The only thing you can do is improve yourself for the better and make sure you never repeat the same mistakes you made again. Also stop blaming other people for your problems. It's all within your control, as you said in your post, so get off your ass and do something about your issues instead of spending all day on 4chan moaning for help. Go read a self-help book or see a counselor already. The only person that can help you is yourself so get to it. People can give you advice all day but at the end of the day they're just words and it's up to you to change.
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In a few words or less, here's my problem: I can't tell my boyfriend what I really mean. I'm not talking about basic stuff, like my opinions of movies, or what I want for dinner. I'm talking about anything that could potentially reveal one of my (ongoing!) thought processes.
Entertain this:
>boyfriend and I are biking
>he says "where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
>I respond "alive, brother"
>bf looks disappointed and we ride on
His question really made me think. If I don't start communicating the literal, most precise answers to his questions, instead of cheap deflections, maybe we can get somewhere. I don't know. Every time my guy casts that disappointed gaze, I lose a part of myself.
How do I be literal?
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>brother
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You seem like a southern hick >>17968620 so you could potentially be down to earth but you're a girl and probably inbred so just try to look pretty, stay out of the way, and let the guys do the thinking for you. Enjoy the incoming swath of betas trying to comfort you!
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>>17968617
Your ability to ask questions is as good as your communication with bf.
Just bee yourself.
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gguys immgay...........
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>>17968603
What advice do you need?
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>>17968603
I am hetero. You are welcome.
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Join the club, what of it
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Kiiling myself or not thats the question 2017-01-18 10:20:30 Post No.17968565
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Kiiling myself or not thats the question
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I have internet addiction
>19
>edgy
>/pol/lack
>Want to end my life
>still in highschool that i will fail
>non disciplined cuck with no hobbies
>wanting to live?
I can't one side of me wants to live the other side is fucking buy rope and go to forest to end it.
wanted to end my life since im 12....
Feel like wasted my life...
I feel old
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>>17968565
>Claims to be a /pol/lack
>Contemplating (((suicide)))
Good goy. Run away from your problems like a good goyim
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>>17968571
Are these spambots?
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>>17968578
What is the unintelligible nonsense they're posting?
My "best friend" is shady, rude, and doesn't care for me whatsoever. She just treats her other, more temporary friends with more respect and openness. Not to mention, I am absolutely sure she talks shit about me to them. Her need for attention eclipses her intrinsic feeling of self-worth. I can't get any sadder.
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Okay
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>>17968466
Are you asking for advice? Or is this just a blog for what happens to you?
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>>17968466
Kill her, OP.
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I just asked a girl from uni out which i really really like.
FACTS:
>Judging from fb she's got a long time LDR HS sweetheart boyfriend. Last pic they have together is last summer.
>She does not have a relationship status at all on FB.
>She noticed me first, even tho she doesn't admit it lol
>We've been texting ( although seldomly) on and off for last 2 months. Maybe 5-6 texts each person in a day
Am I morally in the wrong here to pursue her? I just can't help my heart, and she seems responsive to my advances
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If you don't know for sure she's in a relationship, then you're fine. It'd be different if you knew or, if she accepts and you later find out she's cheating.
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The chances are still pretty decent that she has a boyfriend.
And you may not even find out until after you "go out" with her.
Had a friend who knew this one girl, who despite accepting flowers and shit like that, thought it was a purely platonic thing on his part.
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but she most likely is taken. i mean no wonder cuz she's really beautiful
she accepted to go out for a drink
should i just ask her is she taken when i meet her?
i saw a thread earlier like this.
so how's the bachelor life, /adv/? is it lonely? are you content?
share here and we shall discuss.
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I'm back in the dating scene, I'm not lonely, I just don't even know what I want, so many different kinds of people out there.
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>>17968450
In between single and not
Ya know find a nice ass pound whatever hole there is and nut
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I fucking hate it. I've never been happy being single and it drives me fucking crazy. I don't want to go out every night trying to fuck a different girl in a random noisy ass bar. I want a normal fucking relationship, but I'm at that sweet spot where all the women younger than me are immature princesses who don't even really know what they want themselves and all the ones older than me are on their third or fifth serious relationship and probably have at least one child by some loser they though they would be together forever when they were the aforementioned younger girls' age.
Feels fucking soul shredding man.
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Fucking landlord just told me that they're going to be showing my apartment tomorrow. I'm probably going to be sticking around to make sure these "future tenants" don't swipe anything of mine while they're here.
Is it common for landlords to show occupied apartments off?
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I don't have anything to contribute to your thread anon.
I'm just astonished that I'm seeing someone use the exact image that I capped awhile ago.
Here's another you may find useful.
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>>17968444
Of course it is. Do you actually expect landlords to wait until the previous tenant has moved out before trying to find a new tenant?
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>>17968444
Very common. I used to live in a one-bedroom and because mine was also the model, AND my lease was up in a couple months and I wasn't going to renew, it's apart of your renter's agreement to allow your landlords to show your home.
Not a big deal, really. I thought it was kind of neat. Sometimes, I stuck around, sometimes, I just went off for a 10-minute walk. Never had a problem with thievery. Usually, when it's an occupied unit, the landlords won't leave potential renters alone with your stuff. Empty apartment, sure, but not when it's got someone living in it.
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Music for loud roommate sex
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I figured it might be a good time to play some accompany music for my roommate and his gross girlfriend. I have smash mouth on currently and I'm taking suggestions. No, I don't like him, or her for that matter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
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If you don't like them, play something wildly inappropriate and make sure they hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yy6qICUTe0
That sort of thing.
Or, if you really wanna do something more spiteful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
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kill them
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What the fuck was in my hostel room 2017-01-18 08:49:05 Post No.17968428
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What the fuck was in my hostel room
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Don't kno if this should be posted in /trv/ or not but I'm going to American Samoa for vacation and I'm doin a two day layover in a hostel in Hawaii. In my room someone spilt beer so I went to clean it up. I noticed a little box for like a vape pen??I took it apart and inside the hull of it there's drugs(I think) and a note I can't really make out, please help me translate it .
First the drugs
>there's like 50 20mg adderall that I google searched to validate
>there's 20 1mg Ativan
>11 10 mg ambien
>50 pills that look like ecstasy but I can't find them online
>and this big tarry brown thing I think is heroin
>a small bag with a white powder that isn't coke I tasted it and it was bitter not numbing
I'd probably just throw this away but I want advice when I show the note. I'm so fucking confuse and kind of scared
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Here's the note that was inside the box here's what I can make out
He said no btc I think so maybe he means Bitcoin? He said no email transfer too. And he says he wants the 'backage' which was misspelled shipped yesterday and it clearly wasn't because it was still there. He then says tevita is mad, I don't know if that's a name or if he speaking in third person. He says or it looks like he's saying "we have no gun in nadi" all I know is nadi is a city in Fiji
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He's gonna get ya
But seriously OP just put them in an obscure place and if someone come and asks about it just act confused
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>>17968443
Should I get in another hostel or tell the own? how much is if someone got caught with that. Like say the cops raid it and see it has my fucking finger prints on it
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>boyfriend and i have been dating for a little over a month and a half (been official for half a month)
>boyfriend doesnt like removing his shirt during sex.
>seen his stomach, neck, arms.. just nothing around his rib cage.
>getting a little concerned, and desu a little irritated about it.
>he says its a self-conscious thing, and will eventually open up about it.
I dont understand.. We haven't been dating long, but he's my boyfriend. We're open about almost everything with each other, except this. Can people really be super self-conscious about their bodies in front of their partners? Is it unfair of me to feel irritated and impatient? What should I do?
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>>17968422
Yes, people can feel uncomfortable in front of their partners.
Don't force him to show what he's not comfortable with.
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>>17968432
okay no this is weird, he'll show you his dick but doesn't like his torso?
being afraid to take your shirt of at the pool is some 5th grade shit, you need to have a sit down convo
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>>17968460
holy shit