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im gay

Why mention soda specifically?

>>17971040

I don't drink any now, and feel much better overall. Teeth are better off, stomach is better off, face cleared up a lot since then. Mostly drink water now, with some coffee and tea. Not sweetened.

>>17971031
You're not attractive. Women won't cum if they are not turned on

>>17971064
Sound, but isn't the case here.

>>17971031
Either eat her out or become handsome like this anon suggested:
>>17971064

alibaba - the Chinese have been fine purveyors of medicine for thousands of years.

Silk Road maybe if that is still a thing. Some bullshit ass company called Pumped that used to sell magazines and grey area prohormones.

>>17971025
Try Zeus, I use it for lifting.

>>17971015
I'd never forgive my partner for hitting me or slapping me or anything that involves him putting my hands to me for punishment.

However... Like five years ago, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. I was hysterical. He didn't want to argue anymore, just wanted to go home and I blocked his exit by standing against the door to my apartment, begging him to stay and talk about it. He pushed me out of the way on to my butt and went home.

I forgive that. I was being a bitch by not letting him leave to cool down and kept pressing the issue. We also just learned how to "argue" better after that. If we get into an argument, and he doesn't want to talk about it anymore, we both just wait until we've calmed down to re-address it. This has never happened again, we were both heated at that moment.

However, if he were to ever smack me around as a punishment just because he was angry with me over something. If he were to even use an open hand or closed fist on me. If he were to choke me out of frustration. Or even if he just unwarrantedly pushed me around just because he's upset and I wasn't even doing anything to him physically... No exceptions, he's out.

No.

>>17971015
>2017
>not 2 piecing your GF when she forgets who's in charge
What's wrong with you my dude?

Because it's immediate and carries no risk.

I'm pretty much have the same mentality as yours. I've been a NEET ever since November 2014.
but idk... like at one point or another, you realize without a job you don't reach many milestones such as idk, getting married or whatever, because you're socially isolated. I also think working would give a person motivation and make 'em less prone to depression. plus, independence is a pretty big thing.
idk. I feel that by being unemployed and all, we are looked down upon, which is okay if you don't care about other people... and if you're also more than comfortable with leading a lonely existence.
you miss out on so much. I feel like I've missed out on so much. or perhaps all I've written is projection. you could be perfectly happy with being a NEET. idk.

>>17970980

because its what cucks who cant start a self owned bussiness do.

i mastered my oven. i make fucking tip top pizza, with excellent crust, long fermentation homemade dough, and the best cheese one can get here. im already better than all pizzerias 5km around, and i live in downtown.

i dont know what the fuck are you talking about.

>he eats anything other than raw eggs
what a fag

Cooking is pretty fun, man. It's like analog chemistry. Just learn to enjoy it, set goals, and you'll gain another useful skill under your belt while being able to eat healthier and improve your own quality of life.

>>17970965

confident in what, you faggot. give context, you dont live in a sort of limbo, do you.

>>17970971
>>17970971
I want to be better in conversation and believe in myself more. And just overall be happier because without confidence...what do you have? Ya know?

>>17970995
>I want to be better in conversation
why

>believe in myself more
if you were someone else, would you believe in yourself?

>>17970953
just keep doing this kind of stuff and try to get more physical contact and when the moment feels right and you're both drunk kiss her or something.

Why not just confess?
Take her up to the school rooftop, and sugoi at her baka ne until she suki desus your koitsu.

>>17970953
Keep hanging out with her, even though you're longtime friends trying to confess your love for her on a second 'date' might be a bit too much. Keep doing what you're doing and you'll get your answer soon enough.

>>17970952
shameless self bump about my biggest shame

desperate for help at this point.

You've got sexual performance anxiety just like me my dude. Shits fucked up isnt it?

Hold up I'll link the thread

>>17970964

Right here my man. I'd offer you my own advice but I've got fuck all. These boys had some pearls of /adv/ wisdom though. Sound

>>17970941
start believing you are better than those pieces of shit.

You can't learn what you already know how to do.
You just need to desensitize yourself to it.

Also, you need to separate how you feel about yourself from what others are saying to you.

>>17970941
You learn to stop caring what other people think when you accept yourself, all of yourself- even the parts you don't like. Only then will it not matter and hurt as much as it does now.

If that shits on your mind you get telling.

And if she doesnt wanna hear it you just say "Well if it was my bf and one of my friends I'd like to know so I thought I better act like that myself"

AND NEVER FUCKIN BRING IT UP AGAIN UNLESS SHE SAYS BECAUSE SHES GOT HER.OWN GODDAMN LIFE AND SHE MIGHT BE HAPPY DOING THIS CRAZY FUCKIN SHIT.

Who fuckin knows? Were all a little fucked up somehow. Maybe she likes looking at the fuckin nudes these chicks send back. Who gives a fuck?!

Jesus Christ lmao
did I hit a chord with the post
is your bf cucking you against your will
let it out, my dude, tell me what's wrong

Tell her, let her know that her bf implied to send you some dick pics and since you are good friends you thought it would be best to let you know. if she isn't a shit person she should respect you being straightforward about it. Whatever she wants to do with that information is up to her.

>>17970783
Relaxation and foreplay.

Stick it in when the urge to stick it in is great.

Pnetration is just one of the many things in the sexual dance.

Eat her out, let her suck you off, play with her hair, suck on her erogenous zones.

Penetrate when you want to cum, or pull out and cum on her face.

It happens to us, but if shes presenting her pussy to you, therse no need to be anxious as you are in the goal zone. Its like youre about to kick the ball in and theres no goalie, the only way to fuckup is by your own devices.

>>17970783
i used to be the same.
Heartrate spiking
Cum before even getting started.
mind racing.

I met a virgin and basically worked with her to get over it. Her being scared shitless of me breaking her hymen made it easie,r but it still took us a long time to finally have sex. Now its easy for me.

>>17970801

Nice advice I appreciate that my dude. The whole thing about her already being there presenting etc I never thought of before. Cheers

>>17970814
Absolute shitshow isnt it man? I mean any long term girlfriends, partners, whatever I've had I got over it eventually and all was good. Its caused me to make a bit of a goop of myself with one-night stands or whatever before though.

>>17970763
waste management.
Oh
You don't want to shovel shit?
maybe you should chose you education based on what interests you rather than playing 20 questions online?

Clinical technian
Mechanical worker
Wind turbine technician

>>17970774
Triggered?

>>17970763
>$30-40k
>good job

>getting a college degree just to earn the same amount as non-college grads

No amount of college can fix stupid. Sorry OP

>>17970749
nurse.
It's a rough job but you will effect a lot of people.

>>17970749
If you can teach children in a loving, but firm way, I do Applied Behavior Analysis Therapy for children with autism.

Sometimes it's not fun. Sometimes I have to handle very aggressive children tantrum over silly things and not cave or feel sorry for them.

Some benefits that hit me right in the feels are:
-hearing a nonverbal child speak a word for the first time
-seeing children come a long way from being aggressive, non-social, excessive tantruming, etc. to being much more age-appropriate and calm and overall, happier.
-also, when families see this happening, they are forever grateful for you, see you as an angel, and you develop really intimate, yet professional relationships with them.


Only downside to the job itself is it's usually in-home. Lots of driving to different areas. Some families are chaotic and you have to be neutral. I had to work in a hoarder's home for several months, it was insane.

>>17970781
Woah, that's awesome that you do that, anon.

>>17970709
Just don't think or focus on sheep

>Melatonin 3MG thirty minutes before bed every night
>Limit sugar intake and never past 8 PM
>Never caffeine past 6 PM
>Listen to Robert Rich's 7 hour ambient masterpiece "Somnium" on low volume while sleeping every night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ld5uEuA0Fg

>>17970709
fap
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