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>no set design, empty, no life
>no interesting ideas for storylines
>no acting (Horse, Bell, Lynch, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>no characters (one-dimensional at best)
>characters introduced for no purpose
>storylines introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>roadhouse scenes/songs
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters shown walking up stairs completely)
>stretched needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, "deep" or complex
>somehow the best thing in tv history
If you need something to compare it to that doesn't have those problems, try the original Twin Peaks. I have hope you will be able too acquire some taste, too.

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New Kyle interview

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a57242/kyle-maclachlan-twin-peaks-the-return-2017-interview/

>>87292298
nice copypasta

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>>87292221
>if smartphones existed
Boy oh boy do I have news for you

Sneed's LEDs
(Formerly Chuck's Fluorescents)

>>87292221
How would that have got him out of the duel?

Spideyman 4
Spyderman 4
Speedoman 4

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Mildly successful book from 2002. Rights should be dirt cheap.
>a girl who becomes trapped inside a looping virtual reality role-playing game called Heir Apparent.
"Based on the cult classic novel by award winning author..."

I wish you were real

>>87292210
I really like the ones where you shoehorn poorly written female and poc chars into everything. Using terrible actors goes without saying. Thanks guys, you're doing god's work.

>>87292209
How was Nick the bad guy? Except for his first run for mayor and running on apposing the housing plan.

>>87292209
What I learned from this is that socialized housing works only if you properly vet people beforehand. Also if they feel an ownership to their property.

>>87292209
>run for mayor opposing public housing
>housing goes through anyway
>you lose your job
>act like the whole thing was your idea in the first place
>be praised as a civil rights hero

>>87292180
The Emoji Movie

>>87292180
blue ruin

murder party

It was doomed, they should have casted both Light and L as totally no homo fuckboys if they wanted to be progressive, that's how it was.

>>87292166
Why did they make it a comedy?

>>87292166
What if all this backlash is part of their master plan?

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>>87292021
>jared leto

>>87292054
So are we acting like he's a bad actor now?

>>87292075
he's not bad but he's not intimidating or a good body actor

Because they shit them out every six months. The composers don't have time to come up with anything memorable.

>Nu-Star Wars suffer with same problem.
SW fags truly are cancer

>>87291881
>Is mouse too greedy to invest in decent composer?
The mouse is a profit-maximising machine. If memorable, unique music made its money back, they'd pay for it.

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ORIGINAL KINO

>>87291578
A very good film. Pure kino.

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>Gay Niggers From Outer Space

only you faggots can explain that.

>BvS: Screwed the pooch edition

>Doggo dong and The Winter Soldier

Life is Strange playthrough

The alien rod puppet looked like ass when it was running around. That's really my only problem with it

>>87291528
Oh yeah, I noticed that a lot too.
I kept seeing the bluescreen reflect in certain scenes.
It was interesting reading up on all the stuff they attempted to get the feral Xenomorph concept to work.

>>87291445
I like it. The director's cut (with the ox birth) was really good.

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>>87291415
>all that old shit

>sneaking in modern shit vidya

games were better before wankers insisted on story and their favourite buzzword """agency"""

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>>87291415
is undertale fun? i have a friend who likes kinda memey vidya reccomend it to me. but the pixels kinda look lame and dated to me.

...he's a cool dude who makes cool movies?

You just posted this so you could share sweatpants bulge didn't you

He's excellent in action scenes and has solid comedic timing.

>>87291386
Why does he make that face?