Which Chaos God would The Jokeman serve?
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First for Faith and Fire!
Nth for why aren't sisters viable
This man approaches your party, offering you a good deal of money and a place to stay in exchange for helping to clear out the ruins on his large estate. What does your party do?
How much?
>>54071457
Leave and find a DM who writes his own material.
>>54071471
You'll have to look for a long, long time then.
>>54071457
Sure, I'm in. Ask for how much is paid and whether there are any benefits. Then pick a whore and come out of the brothel only once a week for work.
So, does anyone here play? My FLGS is one of the few that actually does host tournaments for it.
What are your thoughts on the game? Looking forward to that one guy who tried it once, went back to MTG, and will perpetually hate on the game based on his singular experience.
>>54070839
BRING BACK DUNGEON DICE MONSTERS
>>54070839
Tried it with a friend. He liked it and goes to the tourneys weekly. The game itself isn't really good enough for me to overlook the superheroes though. The players here are nice though.
>>54070839
I've found it's more fun to treat it more like a pool-draft game than use the standard ruleset.
Buy a couple of base sets you and your friends like, take turns picking cards and dice, and then play as normal.
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I come to you with an intriguing idea.
What if, in the far future, all AIs were as aggressively depressive as Inspirobot and how could we humble meatbags appease them long enough to actually get shit done.
>>54070702
What the shit does that poster had meant?
>>54070702
fa/tg/uys*
If, like me until this very afternoon, you've heard of Inspirobot, I shall give you a brief description.
Imagine, if you will, Marvin the Paranoid Android being forced to create motivational quotes. All day, everyday.
Literally, every single one you create will be like the attached pic.
See for yourself: http://inspirobot.me/
In a setting where color was that universe's equivalent to elemental magic, what would each color do and how would you divide each color?
Assume that black and white are not colors.
Brown is butt stuff
Red is the color of the Phyiscal, Yellow the color of Spiritual, and Blue the color of the Mental. Everyone manifests an Aura when invoking one of the three "Primes". Combing colors produces different results.
>>54070651
>Assume that black and white are not colors.
That's accurate to real life, so sure.
Where do you draw the line between where one colour stops and another starts, though?
And are mantis shrimps, who can see many more colours than we, more gifted in magic?
How do I get started making paper 40k models?
>>54070421
>Resize art in compooter.
>Print out, glue to base.
>???
>no profit, actually costs a few cents in ink and paper
>>54070421
This is actually a good idea.
WE
>>54070398
Poor birb.
such a emotional image, but kinda bothers me how venom coagulates blood, and kefnets head would be swolen as hell and unable to bleed...
but damn.
But who else like amonkhet more than a lot of other planes because of the losses and deaths of gods and plane itself?
>>54070398
that art looks fucked
I can't tell what about it. It's either the perspective or the shadows. It looks like the humans are on a greenscreen where a dead bird is projected
>At the very center of the world is an inn as big as a castle, or so the stories say
>>54070218
Not many people go to the center of the world - especially not since it's just told about in stories. How the hell can the afford to be that fucking big, or what's the need for it?
>>54070231
>there's no minimum wage
>everything's powered by the miniature sun in the hollow core
>>54070231
A wizard did it.
How critical should a character's race be to their identity?
One in 20.
>>54069380
Depends on the character. If it's an elven justicar whose duty is to upload ancient elven law, chances are he's going to take being an elf very seriously.
On the other hand, there's a dwarf who finds the idea of growing a beard and drinking all day to be very unappealing, which is why he left his mountain home as soon as he could.
>>54069380
Depends on the setting. Depends on the character. Depends on everything.
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In the servant supplement, I built an NP that let me boost my stats. Given that I assume there's a mana cost to turn the thing on, what the fuck happens if I boost my magic stat?
>>54069112
Nice title OP.
So there are alot of novels and such with gamer like abilities, status etc.. Do you think it is possible to use The Gamer ability we get and sort of share it with others and when they get powers and skills it somehow feeds back into us? Maybe when they die an auto devouring thing happens?
In my setting, humanity is allied with advanced aliens who protect-
>Can I fuck the aliens?
No, you cannot have penetrative sex with these particular aliens.
>My character's primary motivation is to fuck aliens. I'm writing it down now.
And I wrote down a month ago that you literally can't, it's impossible.
>Nothing is impossible!
There is no hole in their body that would fit.
>I'll MAKE it-
No.
>Everything has a-
No.
>What if they-
I said no.
>You're just a prude!
No, I designed them to be actual ALIEN aliens with oddly-shaped organs. Pic related.
>Okay, now my character's primary motivation is to kill all the aliens, because any lifeform that isn't my personal cumdump doesn't deserve to exist.
Are you shitting me?
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Looks like finding players on /tg/ was a bad idea.
As good an idea as your own thread.
Try tumblr, twitter or blogspot instead.
>>54069071
Okay, one, you can probably still stick your dick in that. Two, there's more to sex than just penetration. Three, you lack a fundamental understanding of anatomy because any organism that doesn't have at least one orifice isn't going to last very long. And four, you do sound like a massive prude, not to mention a whiny little bitch.
>>54069071
Your mistake was letting this argument escalate ooc.
You informed him it would be a bad idea. He ignored you. At that point, you just let the matter drop and wait for the session where an alien mantis woman stabs a two foot long stinger into his chest and lays eggs in his corpse. There is a reason she was so surprised he offered to mate with her...
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>>54068914
Make Warhammer 40,000 lewd again!
Typhus's Destroyer Hive says it "hits on hit rolls of 5+ (even when firing Overwatch) regardless of any modifiers"
Does that mean it ignores his BS of 2+ and only hits on 5s or does it mean that it can't be reduced below hitting on 5+?
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Repeating my previous question before thread cap.
As an Oath of Edge (Conquest) Paladin, I get Aura of Conquest, which reduces the speed of frightened creatures in my vicinity to 0.
If I frighten a creature, smack it prone with Shield Master shove, does it remain prone since to stand up takes half your movement speed and it's movement speed is 0.
I like to use art to inspire my sessions. Usually I find stuff on Artstation, Deviantart and Pixiv. Where else do folks get inspiration for their games?
Reposting here, because I hadn't realized the last thread was about to die.
Anons? Long story short, how would you convert various party members from Baldur's Gate to 5e? What classes would you make them as part of a theoretical rule-conversion from 2e to 5e?
For example:
* Minsc: I would definitely pin this guy as a Berserker Barbarian with Proficiency in Survival and Animal Handling. It matches with his lore and in-game abilities far better than the more "name accurate" Beastmaster Ranger - Boo is more like a familiar than a proper animal companion.
Jan Jansen: Multiclassed Artificer (Gunsmith) and either Wizard (Illusionist) with Proficiency: Sleight of Hand, or Rogue (Arcane Trickster). Gunsmith gives him an excuse for his Flasher-Master-Bruiser Mate, and the other class depends on whether you consider his illusionist spellcasting or his rogue's talents more important.
Anyone else got opinions on the topic? Or should I start my own thread for this kind of thing?
Death is nothing compared to vindication.
>vindication
power-armour belly shirts and jorts are hardly vindication
>>54068285
Fucking hate the legs.
Also, I really don't think there is anything in common between them and the Night Lords. Just being scary is not enough I think.
>>54068285
You know, even in old fluff the Emperor had no problems with genocide and terror, it really was only the Primarchs that gave Konrad shit for skinning children and being an unreliable sicko.
Konrad was always lost, even as he died, thinking he was being punished for his terror tactics and not his losing grasp on reality and becoming increasingly unreliable.