Got any good random Class tables /tg/? I like using em for both vidya and tg alike, like rolling up a random class and making a build based on it in Dark Souls or somethings like that. This is the one I've got, it's floated around quite a bit.
Bard master race
I have this one and a variant of the one you posted that seems to have been made for people who didn't understand the one you posted or something. I'll dump it anyway.
So yall know the joke that goes "In Heaven the police are British, the cooks are French, etc." and "In Hell, the police are German, the cooks are British etc."?
I'm trying to come up with a 40k version of that. Help me out here.
In heaven, everything is done by humanity, and all others have been exterminated.
>>52771380
Well, I guess we'd need to figure out which factions would be used, since it's gotten a bit expansive in the last few years.
I guess a guardsman version might work:
"On Terra, your gym buddy is a Catachan, your dealer is a Chem Dog, and your gardener is a Mordian.
In the Warp, your gym buddy is a Chem Dog, your dealer is a Mordian, and your gardener is a Catachan!"
>>52771802
I actually really like that version.
Hey /tg/ I'm a relatively new GM and my players asked me to do a more social based roleplay heavy campaign that will rather speak to their ability to solve mysteries and riddles instead of rolling for damage.
The system we're using is DSA and the campaign will be set in the "Horasreich" which is basically a cliché rennaisance with the typical mediterranean flair. I want to start with a murder mystery that sends them off to some isolated winery to attend a politicians marriage. It will feature festival acitivties, a masked ball and the marriage ceremony. For whatever bullshit reasons a murder will happen and they only have two goals: survive until help reaches the winery or find the murderer and take him out.
Since I've never done anything like that before I'd appreciate some help and maybe some stories about your own social-focused campaigns.
>Do you have any ideas I could use?
>How would you do a murder mystery?
>Any ideas for interesting clues?
>What bullshit reason could I pull out to keep them in the winery and surrounding area?
>>52770284
Dat invisible elf.
>>52770284
A steampunk style safe that holds a mcgruffin, that will not open until (x) time.
A storm
A bridge that's out.....or a boat that doesn't arrive back until (x)
A reward from someone to NOT leave until (x) is solved
>>52770284
Someone is murdered?
A rich dude offers the players (insane amount of cash), to make sure that he isn't implicated
How can I tell my DM that I think he's shit without hurting his fee-fees? Seriously.
>>52770116
I guarantee you that you'll hurt his feelings more by dancing around the subject rather than just telling it straight. Just don't be a dick about it and you'll be fine.
>>52770116
>The adult way
Just tell him the truth
>Childish way
Be passive aggressive and don't go to anymore games he's DMing.
>>52770149
>>52770155
Both of these. Don't be a pussy and just straight up tell him... not only the why of the issue, but also the how of getting better.
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>>52769922
>cutting your Citadel Miniatures with your Citadel Saw
>>52769922
2nd for dark angels
>>52769968
some of the citadel tools are actually OK
the new hobby knife is full steel construction and full tang, which none of my cheap aluminum hobby knives can say. But is it really worth the 20 dollar price tag? That I am unsure of. If it was 10-15 I'd go for it for sure, because I like having nice tools.
This is your paladin for the day
>>52769929
You're a useless trap only good for fanservice.
>>52769929
I accept this for now, but I am severely questioning whyhe_wears that kind of outfit and does such poses.
Good morning and welcome back!
>>52769760
Thead is dead.
What's the most common graveyard related mistake you see?
>>52771158
Probably people who put their exiled cards in a sideways pile under their graveyard, and it inevitably gets mixed up. That, or people misunderstanding in what situations you can re-order the cards in your graveyard.
>>52769760
I know that Wither can destroy indestructible creatures. Can Wither/Infect also destroy creature that regenerate? My friend said that yes, since the regenerating creature goes to 0 it goes straight to the graveyard.
Would you allow that?
Show me a sheet with 150% of what passes for "peak human strength" in the system and sure.
Giants and over 14 STR characters only.
>>52769436
Fuck yeah I would.
>On his character sheet, a player puts "Phobia: Cute elf girls"
Is this an elaborate trick?
>>52769287
How so?
You should never get involved with cute little girls. Of any species. With the sole exception of those you sired yourself.
>>52769287
Gynophobia is a legit thing, why not.
I don't see how he can be specifically afraid of cute elf girls though.Either you're afraid of elves, or afraid of women. Being afraid exclusively of elf women is going to require some background hoops to jump through, like you were a drow slave or something. Specifically cute is right out.
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If you want: Characters you want to combine
>>52768914
>Samurai Jack
Patrician tas-
>edgy, party disrupting, leddit-tier nihilist "intellectual"
How can a man's taste be so plebian and so patrician at the same time?
>>52769055
>nihilist
>rick sanchez
I don't think you understand Rick. In fact, I don't think anyone understands Rick. In fact, I think Rick doesn't understands Rick. That's what makes him a lovely character. One day he's on top of the world. The next day, he's building a death laser to kill himself.
>>52769155
You vastly overestimate the writers.
I'll be going on a family vacation in a few weeks /tg/; what are some good board games that I can bring along?
>>52768858
Diplomacy
>>52768858
Instead of staying cooped up in your room playing board games, try leaving your room and experiencing new things.
>>52768885
Did... Did you read the OP at all?
>fifth edition
>DM says roll stats in front of him
>3d6 down the line
>Str 11, Dex 12, Con 5, Int 6, Wis 13, Cha 11
>must keep
What can I make this?
>>52768606
Moon druid
>>52768606
Make a Thief, die in the first combat and reroll.
>>52768606
make a stoner character that only wants to smoke of his wizard pipe and scowl at monsters.
What are some sources for developing an interstellar economy?
>>52768266
Why would there be interstellar economy to begin with? Everything you could possibly want is closer in the same system as you than the nearest star.
>>52768266
Stellaris.
>>52768266
> What are some sources for developing an interstellar economy?
EVE Online.
What is his alignment?
>alignment
Blegh
>>52758610
>What is his alignment?
this thread is going nowhere.
>Stat me
5* classic
>>52758610
True Neutral
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>>52760623
So who's the bad guys in Noblesse? Are all the factions dickwads?
>>52768135
The Union is terrible and should be eliminated. The Nobles are kinda arrogant, but they're not dicks about it like the Union are. The Werewolves don't really seem to be a problem beyond the Union having taken them over though.
>>52768158
Aaaand my name fell off. Joy.