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I will kill myself on Valentine's Day. When the day comes I'll make a thread here to share some final thoughts with my fellow robots. Just letting you guys know so that you're looking out for it. Also using trip so people won't pretend to be me.
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>>34785193
See you on the other side, anon. Much love!
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>>34785193
How does it feel being a person who will forgotten by everyone except by a bunch of fellow losers?
also where do you plan to commit this
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I spent 300 dollars for an early valentine's dinner
Wasn't worth it
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Does anyone else feel like they're just not suited for life, like, at all?
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>>34785158
Yeah, just can't see myself going out with friends, having a job, a gf, you know, a normal life when parents go, i'll end just it.
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Life isn't suited for you, OP. Grab life by the pussy and bend it to your will.
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>>34785209
Yeah I'll probably do the same. Fuck, I hate this feel.
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When did you realize boxing is the only hope a robot has for competing with Chad?
What's stopping you from picking up the gloves?
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I'm taking a kickboxing class, full of lots of hot young women wearing yoga pants.
Obsessing over Chad doesn't help. My problem is my own sperginess.
There's one girl in my class- a cute brunette, who I am smitten by. Every time I see a girl I like, I get caught up in my own thoughts and autistic overanalysis and never make a move except for bland small-talk.
I just don't know what to say to them to excite any interest except for the most banal stuff.
'Hey, you're cute! what's your number?' sounds too generic. 'I like your butt, can I touch it?' too crass
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If you live in America buy a fucking gun.
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>>34785266
Sound advice, but not being a lardass and knowing how to defend yourself without firearms is also valuable.
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i;m about to be a first time receiver of the suck, what do u reccomend
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Offer her the ol' lickeroo
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>>34785114
no way Pal that's gross
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>>34785192
Oh okay ask her to suck your ass guy
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I would like to exchange bodily fluids with you for the sake of procreation.
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Hahahahahahahagagagahahhekr
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>knock knock knock
Penny
>knock knock knock
Penny
>knock knock knock
Penny
HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA SO QUIRKY
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OMG, LIKE SO RANDAM. kill yourself you subhuman ingrate
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There are people in this board that are older than 21 and still don't have a licence.
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And they expect to get laid too.
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a lot of people who live in a city don't get a license until mid-twenties or so...at least in NY
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>being a gay fuck ameritard
nah
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>A 17 year old transexual person can get the turn-penis-into-vagina surgery for FREE
>Millions of people die for not affording necessary surgeries to cure their illnesses
Trannies GTFO
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>>34784935
Why am I starting to see more Christina posting?
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>>34785071
We are shifting to the best timeline
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>>34785135
Neat. More Christina is never a bad thing.
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Girl appears interested in me, but i'm too much of a pussy. What do i do? 2017-02-11 03:17:33 Post No.34784921
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Girl appears interested in me, but i'm too much of a pussy. What do i do?
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So, i'm kind of a loser weaboo. Not or anything, in fact, i'm very skinny. Normal looking with some bad pimples from time to time, and a bit of a big nose. Never been in a real relationship before, so i don't know how to ask anyone out. Any tips on how to approach her? I have anxiety, and shes come up and talked to me before, but i'm too much of a pussy to do it myself. Any tips to fight my anxiety as well?
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>>34784921
I meant "not fat or anything"
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she's not interested in you, don't bother making a fool out of yourself
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go up to a girl and say hi i'm anon. hi i'm femon, ask her what she is into/ boyfriend
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Good evening, wagecucks!
You're up past your bed time! What are you doing tonight? Drinking yourself into oblivion wasting your hard earned money to try and feel like you did something fun? Enjoy your hangover tomorrow. Remember, it's back to the grind on Monday.
Enjoy becoming a NEET when you have finally "retired" from your job. Thanks for the NEET bux!
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Overdoing it/10
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>>34784930
Looks to me like wagies are the ones overdoing it.
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>>34784968
Your thread sucks please stop trying lol
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>So you don't have much going in your life, anon? Wow, you're boring.
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>>34784856
And then I woke up.
Originalpostbloxblox.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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"Listen here, bitch. I work for the most devious company and they need me, yes me, to attracted these fatasses to the clown. Now that I've told you this I need your help to work at the cashier. What do you say?
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Have you ever showered with another boy?
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>>34784814
no but i want to
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>>34784814
>you'll never have a flat lower abdomen like that
it's not fair
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>>34784814
i've never showered with anyone but if i were going to then i'd want it to be with a cute boy
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Are you watching jeopardy? This QT is winning again
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LITERALLY looks like laci green without the tits
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>>34784823
LacibGreen is a obese bitch
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i only watch jeopardy for alex's contestant interviews. there is so much robot level cringe
why don't females want to such my dick
I fell for the lift meme but still virgin
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>>34784761
Because you're still sitting at home posting on a Vietnamese stop motion animation board on Friday night.
Step 1. Buy sweat pants
Step 2. Go out to club
>tell me your city/area
Step 3. Dance grind with chicks
Step 4.
Step 5. Profit
Youre welcome
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>>34784761
baiting this hard
>post your real weewee (4 inches max)
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>>34784761
if you look like the pic you should just abuse tinder
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Apologies upfront if this looks like a personal blog thread, but I have nobody else to ask. I am sure you would understand.
What does a self respecting man talk about with a woman? As the general rule goes, avoid politics, religion and past experiences. But what does it leave you with?
The position I got myself in:
Met a decent lookingukrainiangirl through my course, we did some assignments together in the uni, met her randomly on a night out, would definitely feel comfortable talking to her, but here's a problem - most of the time there's nothing your average /pol/ shitposter would have to say to them. She is not enough into politics enough to form an argument or have an opinion (read: liberal), isn't religious, her music choice is painfully generic russian pop, talking about studies (the only thing in common) is autistic beyond repair. What appropriate topics would you talk about, while hiding your power level, until she would be comfortable at least comfortable with me to discuss random shit?
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i would talk about the mating habits of animals, personally
start small with mantises and spiders before working up to dolphins and whales
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>>34784772
I think I should just kill myself, it's useless
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>What does a self respecting man talk about with a woman?
You can talk about anything. It's not about the choice of topic, it's about bonding and being with each other. You can walk a mile in silence with your friend and it could still be the best time of your life. Take your laundry list of convo topics and stop being an autist. Try actually having fun talking to each other. It doesn't have to be about anything. What do you know about her?
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ITT: characters that inspire you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enY3sXZUwBI
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This kid.
I'd love to be an airbender
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Garou's making me seriously consider getting /fit/
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White wolf from the witcher makes me want to get fit