>So you don't have much going in your life, anon? Wow,

>>34784856

And then I woke up.

Originalpostbloxblox.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

"Listen here, bitch. I work for the most devious company and they need me, yes me, to attracted these fatasses to the clown. Now that I've told you this I need your help to work at the cashier. What do you say?

>>34784856
I'm about to rape you, I think that is pretty interesting.

>>34784856
whoa

boobs

>>34784856
What's a life in the 21st century? Getting blackout drunk on the weekends, 9-5 job (if you're lucky) and come home and watch Netflix all night until you wake up and do it all over again?

I actually had someone tell me I'm a boring person because I read. These are the people we're talking about.

>I'm "boring"
>my tall attractive housemate has exactly the same lifestyle as me, but girls find him amazing

Really activates my almonds.

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>>34784856
I'm a boxer. I spend most of my days working out trying to become the best version of my self. I have beat all the Chad's in tournmanets and am a lightweight champion in my area. Come at me bitch. I'll give your pussy the best jab 1-2 that you will ever see. Not even memeing. I could beat the shit out of every lank manlet on this board.

>>34784856
what are you supposed to do when you find yourself in the hopelessly-boring category?

>>34784856
Why don't you cover up ya fuckin' whore

>>34784856
at least I'm not a literal WHORE

>>34784999
I'm a super middleweight with a 76 inch reach you couldn't touch me, manlet.