So, i'm kind of a loser weaboo. Not or anything, in fact, i'm very skinny. Normal looking with some bad pimples from time to time, and a bit of a big nose. Never been in a real relationship before, so i don't know how to ask anyone out. Any tips on how to approach her? I have anxiety, and shes come up and talked to me before, but i'm too much of a pussy to do it myself. Any tips to fight my anxiety as well?
>>34784921
I meant "not fat or anything"
she's not interested in you, don't bother making a fool out of yourself
go up to a girl and say hi i'm anon. hi i'm femon, ask her what she is into/ boyfriend
>>34784933
That may be true, i'm not entirely sure. Either way, i sort of need to at least try it once so i don't end up lonely forever
Ask her if she likes JESUS
If she does, you might go for a threesome
>>34784933
Actually, now that i think about it there have been girls in the past who called me hot (you'd be surprised at how low many womens standards are), and i still didn't ask them out BECAUSE I HAVE NO SOCIAL SKILLS
give her a bouquet, girls like thoughtful guys who do this.
>>34784988
I'm an atheist and this is further proof that god does not exist
>>34785020
then ask her if she'd like to share a hamburger with you
>>34784921
force her to eat eggs
>>34784921
I always imagine my life stretched out before me, all seventy years of adventures and shenanigans and shit, then I imagine the current moment in the midst of it and whatever I'm dealing with seems very small and insignificant and I can handle it.
>>34785098
That actually sounds like a good idea for once. Thanks, Anon.
Eat her
Or the ducks will kill you
>>34785130
cheers brother, knock 'em dead