When did you realize boxing is the only hope a robot has for

I'm taking a kickboxing class, full of lots of hot young women wearing yoga pants.
Obsessing over Chad doesn't help. My problem is my own sperginess.
There's one girl in my class- a cute brunette, who I am smitten by. Every time I see a girl I like, I get caught up in my own thoughts and autistic overanalysis and never make a move except for bland small-talk.
I just don't know what to say to them to excite any interest except for the most banal stuff.
'Hey, you're cute! what's your number?' sounds too generic. 'I like your butt, can I touch it?' too crass

If you live in America buy a fucking gun.

>>34785266
Sound advice, but not being a lardass and knowing how to defend yourself without firearms is also valuable.

What if chad does boxing too?

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>>34785256
If your classes are filled with women and you get distracted, drop it. They will keep you from improving. You are there to better yourself not stare at ass for over an hour. That's what yoga class is for, ya dip.'
>>34785266
not everyone is able to own a gun

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>>34785314
Then you know have equal ground to fight on. Hell, you might even have an advantage since you have more training time. He is too busy fucking everything with a hole between their legs, after all. Beat Chad and the pussy will flock to you.


Boxing is the robots sport. chad cannot compete.

>>34785325
Well, I'm taking the class because I want to learn a new skill, but also partly because I want to get out of the house and meet new people.
I go to the gym on my own, but doing it as part of a group is more motivational.

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BJJ>Boxing

I have really messed up teeth and the thought of anything happening to my mouth makes me cringe my ass off.
I could never box.

man I need to rewatch Ippo

>>34785370
>Boxing is a robot sport
Maybe it is, on the lower weight clases, with the guys that are 5'6" tall

Why not just take a more useful martial art that is actually designed for self defense?