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>going to anime convention she's going to this weekend to try to find her
Wish me luck robros
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>>34786777
Maybe I'll even try talking to her
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>>34786777
good luck and nice trips faggot
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>>34787385
Thank you anon
May KEK bless you
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>when you find a manga character that is literally the embodiment of the perfect woman for you
>but that type of woman does not exist in real life
I sink into the abyss of my sorrow
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Oh she might exist but she's already taken
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>>34786762
she may exist anon, there billions of people in the world, i cant even imagine a kind of a person that does not exist
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>>34786773
>>34787146
My waifu is strong enough to create planet sized explosions. Are you sure she exists?
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I'm thinking about maybe starting an online relationship. Is there any real way to prevent being catfished, or do I just have to be trusting and hope I get lucky?
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ask them to video chat and provide proof of who they are if you have to. this could be anything as simple as a picture with a sign holding up their name. sometimes its easy to tell if you're being catfished, though, if shit doesn't add up. google image search is also helpful.
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>>34786825
That sounds good enough. I'm guessing that a hesitancy to video chat would probably be a common sign of catfishing
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video chat is pretty much the easiest way to tell if they're hiding something. also ask a ton of questions too and try to remember the responses so that you can catch them telling a lie if it makes no sense.
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I had a practice gf. AMA.
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What the hell is a practice gf? Did you paid her?
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>>34786759
Its a shitty girl you use to get your rocks off/gain confidence/shake off the dust while you look for a real gf.
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>>34786759
Nope, I didn't pay her. We lived in the same dorm and she eventually took a liking to me.
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Take a look at these routes-
It'd be worth an extra hour of drive time to pass through numerous state parks and avoid Wyoming, right?
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see all those sharp zig zags? That's mountain driving - which is not leisurely at all and sucks.
North route is best route.
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p obvious you're coming from San Francisco or at least somewhere near
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>>34786784
>p obvious you're coming from San Francisco or at least somewhere near
Albany
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who here /nofriends/?
And I don't even mean acquaintances. You may have tried at some point, but you can't even keep online friends. Every single friendship of any kind you had was fleeting. No drinking buddy, no frenemy, NOTHING. Just you.
Who else here knows the feeling? The feeling of having no one to shoot the shit with or to confide in is a bit of a sombering one. Obviously this means no gf as well. True robots here in this thread kind of.
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>>34786717
0 friends online and off. i don't think i'm even capable of trying to connect to others anymore
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>>34786717
I know that feel. It sucks but social anxiety and insecurity issues makes having any sort of relationship with someone worse than not having one. Better off alone however sad it may be.
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I haven't had a friend or acquaintance in 10 years. You get used to the isolation. You begin to crave it.
For every hour I'm around someone else, I need 2 hours of compete isolation to recover.
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Asked a girl out for a movie date tonight two weeks ago. She says shes excited to see me exclamation points and everything. Doesnt talk to me for two weeks and she didnt show up tonight at the theatre. I went just in case. It gets funnier each time this happens. Its been six girls now with dofferent circumstances that just straight up dissed me. And these were girls i knew in real life, not internet chicks.
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>omg anon im so sorry my grandma died and i had the flu and totally forgot!
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>>34786706
Try to get along with women you could trust with good education and valors.
Stop being friend with impulsive and emotional girls
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>>34786706
lol you cant go two weeks without talking to her and expect her to want to go
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I'M SICK OF NOT HAVING WHAT I WANT
I'M SICK OF NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT
I'M SICK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANT
I'M SICK OF BEING A ROBOT
I'M FEED UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT
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>>34786679
talk it out man, we're all gonna be okay
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>>34786679
an hero
oregantal
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>>34786744
I'm just going to cry myself to bed in hopes of coming with terms with this fucking reality again
>>34786747
I'm afraid of reincarnation anon, isn't really an option.
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What do you listen to when you're depressed?
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Young thug
Gucci mane
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You have god awful taste in music.
>>34786729
You should just kill yourself.
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>>34786674
Just posted this in another thread:
https://youtu.be/K02aiv7jrEs
https://youtu.be/fDElXVzdUHk
https://youtu.be/tsR8QDP46xg
https://youtu.be/Mr_DMGZ-JrY
https://youtu.be/7kqI5fAlv5E
https://youtu.be/9Sgq8l1m9W0
https://youtu.be/4FRFcE-jsQo
https://youtu.be/x0ktGbG4eZQ
>>34786740
Retard alert
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Just lost my virginity in a gangbang. Never again.
Yes it was a girl and no I wasn't the one getting gangbanged
>be in college 19 kv 5/10
>Some girl, age 20, posted an anonymous request for gangbang on app
>chats with few guys and gives us the address
>Thought it was 99% likely to be bullshit but go to apartment anyway
>she is 4/10 weeb kind of chubby dyed blonde hair white trash but pussy is pussy
>4 other guys there
>one is fat black weeb, two skinnyfat stoners, one gymbro
>I actually have biggest dick there
>she didn't shave and was kind of gross but she was very nice
>she said my dick smelled like shrimp though
>basically we just all jerk off in a corner and watch the gymbro fuck the girl's ass but we all got to take turns
>as fat black weeb and gymbro are double teaming here I stick it in her pussy and try to do the porn moves
>one of the stoners left and the other guy is just jerking it
>came in 2 minutes
>politely excuse myself
>go get some McDonald's and think about going to a clinic tomorrow morning
>contemplate my existence
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>>34786670
jesus christ dude just fuck a prostitute
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>>34786670
I could imagine Donald Trump posting on 4chan
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>>34786670
no one used fucking condoms?
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Fuck. I'm just so fucking sad right now. everywhere I look I just see how shit i am. I just need someone to tell me I'm ok.
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>>34786643
You're OK
oreihionohl
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>>34786643
i love you OP
orgyrolgy
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>>34786643
You're not okay. I'm not okay either. I don't think anyone is. Don't fool yourself OP, we're both shit, sad, fucked up, and you know it.
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I don't have anything left but can't bring myself to an hero. Never had any friends, both my parents are dead, and I have a half brother somewhere in Florida who I haven't spoek to since I was 12. Nobody will look for me or miss me (aside from collections agents) so I'm planning on driving as far as my car can go, and then ditching it and trekking into the Idaho wilderness while walking to canada/living off the land. here's my only problem
>NEET
>virgin
>no survival or camping experience ever
>never held a gun or learned to fish
>never slept outdoors
but I am /fit/ so let's just say I have $500 and the clothes on my back, give me a quick rundown on what I need to survive by myself, and any books I can read while out in-da-woods. At the end of the month I will be leaving, regardless of how prepared I am so please help me anons. I promise to write a journal about my travels/experience if I ever make it back lads.
Anyone here also thinking about becoming full /innawoods/ and becoming a mountain man?
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please anons, you're my only hope
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Go to /out/ you dumb fuck, what makes you think these virgins know a thing abput surviving in the wild?
Have fun dying a painful slow death.
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>>34786994
didn't you read the OP.
/out/ has no idea what it's like to be an autistic NEET.
I need an absolute beginner's breakdown, from a robot's perspective. I'm pretty sure I would get banned if I posted that image and that post on /out/
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What's life like for the average female? Not Stacey mind you, just a typical 6-7/10 female.
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>>34786608
As long as they are cute, I actually prefer them. They are usually smarter and less vapid, so I don't give myself a headache dumbing myself down
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Man, why would the average female not be 5/10? Seriously, what's the point of a fucking scale that isn't centered in the average? Why do you need higher resolution for ugly people?
Goddamn, son.
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>>34786608
whats weird is even average looking girls are still cute and decent looking 80% of the time
girls are naturally more attractive than guys in the eyes of the opposite sex and the makeup and structure of the human body
like seriously is it just me because i hardly see girls i'd consider ugly,
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>I'm introverted
>Spends hours a day communicating with people on 4chan and in videogames
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Loser.
original comment.
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Doesn't count lol it's like talking to a wall
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>>34786591
I don't play video-games
Don't watch anime either.
Try again.
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>ywn have an amazing orgasm like a woman
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>>34786568
Look up The Multiorgasmic Man
Have fun goyim.
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>>34786568
>Ywn have a dominant female fuck your brains out so hard you cum twice in five minutes
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>>34786612
or suck you so good and call you daddy delicioli