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>>34787309
wow, nice 80s US Northeastern preppy blonde u got there, tennis sweater, ray bans, pearl earrings, and a slightly masculine face, this was a 10/10 in 1983

>>34787309

You don't approach them because you know you don't have the traits that they find attractive. Not because you're asexual. Nice cope, but I doubt you'll be able to convince yourself of this.

>>34787496
Im not asexual at all, i jerk off regularly. ive accepted the fact that I'm a perpetually nervous social retard with no charm or charisma. I won't even attempt approaching a girl because i know 100% id make a fool of myself. I don't even try so how can the lack of sex be involuntarily if im voluntarily not even making an attempt? I'd consider myself a volcel

have you considered that you're setting yourself up for failure and have yourself to blame?

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>>34787207
>dude lmao I'm going to die anyway may as well kill myself now

Enjoy fleeting pleasures because nothing is permanent. Just because something will end doesn't mean all that it was was meaningless.

>>34787227
I mean, after 18 years of trying to form meaningful relation ships and having every single one end up in mutual pain and inconvenience, you start to recognize the futility of the situation.

I guess it's not that I don't want to try, it's that I know if I tried I would end up hurting her, and I wouldn't be able to live with myself after that.

Accept it then leave this board.

>had a super hot gf
>she loved me
>fuck it up by self sabotaging out of fear of her hurting me

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very original message wouldn't you say?

No just study now.

>Did IT course

>I actually am fascinated by Pharmacology and Microbiology, want to fix peoples' medical problems.

>>34787140
you can never be too old cunt

>>34787080
I'm doing a version of this but it still ends in suicide, just need more money.

>>34787157

care to explain the details? I might do the same if sounds interesting enough

>>34787201
>save 10,000 more (I already have 10k)
>go to Las Vegas
>get a nice room in a nice hotel for 1 week
>eat good, get fucking hammered all the time, do drugs, gamble a little bit, go to shows and strip clubs
>get some good escorts multiple times a day
>slit my wrists in the bathtub when the week is up
>leave any left over cash to the maid for the inconvenience

>Feminization fetish
>Fantasizes of being tied up, bound, gagged, etc. Also anal play..
>Steal bloody panties and rub them on my dick to make them smell like thot blood

I also have a hair fetish.

>>34787108
Do you find yourself giving into them routinely? Assuming you're trying to rid yourself of them, that is.

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>>34787076
Damnnnb.
Get out while you can

Before it gets worse
I.e one finds out you are sentient toilet and keeps it a secret.
Also gets jealous when sisters/mum uses you

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BUMP THIS SHIT DUDERS

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>have to go to work in 6 hours
>been working 12-15 hour days for 2 weeks straight
>drank 6 beers, feeing groggy, sore, and tired
>callouses on my fingers
>lips chapped
>hungry but too lazy to make something
>poster fell off of wall and can't find the nail that holds it up, will probably step on it in the near future


fuck your comfy

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>tfw have all or almost all of yume's javs

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>TFW not small enough to trap

>tfw no qt Melbourne lewdboy to cuddle and dress up

also, the guy in that pic is qt AF, I've seen a few pics. If that's you then cuddle me pls

>>34787034
>>34787192
i own that shirt but i'm too tall to trap and every time i post it i never get replies :(

>>34786979
Why do you ask?

origain;

>>34786989
I enjoy hiking and like the idea of working outdoors, and think I might make some friends. I've worked normal wagecuck jobs and they make me want to kill myself.

Some worries I've been having are that a program like that will be such a big commitment that I won't be able to read or work on productive hobbies at the same time; or that I'll make the commitment and end up just as lonely and depressed there as I am normally.

bump, I am interested as well

>>34786949
sounds like a cartoon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08GfPgjJPt4

>>34787049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vjiZaR1g66

almost but not quite

your mother should have aborted you and made you into a dead baby

Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a roastie and a dead baby?

They'er both useless.

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get me a cup of whatever original drink they serve in space

>>34786906
Only normies can afford to be alcoholics.

>>34786945
One Black Hole Martini coming up. Night going well?

>>34786899
>Bait

see ya tomorrow

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>>34786899
Wowie it's this shit again

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>>34786899
It's almost like you're unique or special in any way

>>34786877
Step 1. Don't be a manlet
Step 2. "Being Yourself" is a shitty meme that implies you get to be lazy and never improve, and things will magically fall into your lap, which is obviously retarded. Shape up into a respectable human being, and let that be your new self.
Step 3. THE MOMENT YOU STOP GIVING A FUCK ABOUT IMPRESSING GIRLS, THE MOMENT YOU GET DRENCHED IN PUSSY -- not even lying. If girls KNOW you'll do anything to get them, they put you on the back-burner as a backup plan in case things don't work out with Chad.

That's all I got off the top of my head. You're gonna have to give us more details about your tactics so we can tell you what you're doing wrong.

>>34787273
>If girls KNOW you'll do anything to get them, they put you on the back-burner as a backup plan in case things don't work out with Chad.

How do I balance this and them moving on because I didn't show enough interest?

>>34787307
Give them a small taste of friendliness, then act like an asshole toward them.
They will jump through hoops for your approval.
Even if a girl isn't initially interested in you, the fact that you deny her her approval will catch her attention and unnerve her until she fully gains it.

Girls try to amass a large pool of potential mates, then they get to choose the best from the pool, putting the rest on hold as backup.
If you deny getting into her pool of orbiters she can depend on as backup cucks, this will drive her insane.

Then to spice things up, give her the appearance that you have many female "admirers" or "friends."
AKA bring up female friends/acquaintances frequently, which will automatically put the girl into a competitive mindset.

>>34786813
Amazon giftcard for $50, so she can buy a proper vibrator without embarrassment.

>>34786813
Package of uncooked cookie dough

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>>34786827
That seems a little too distant and cold, like I just got her a "gift" because I had to. Then again, I am asking random strangers for gift advice so maybe.
>>34786858
Eh?