Anyone here got some funny dead baby jokes? That shit was

your mother should have aborted you and made you into a dead baby

Whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a roastie and a dead baby?

They'er both useless.

>>34786951
Not a person yet

>>34786934
What is the deal with dead babies? I mean hellooooo! Uh.. get aborted much?

>>34786934
>how do you get rid of 50 babies?
blender

>how do you get rid of 50 blended babies?
nacho cheese chips

What do you get when you throw a baby down a flight of stairs?
An erection.

>>34787002
thats not a difference

>>34787474
if youre dipping the chips in nacho cheese then what are the babies for

>>34788522
Sorry I meant to put similarity. I'm very tired.

>>34786934
>how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them

>>34787009
Potential life though which is even funnier. Their own creator didn't even give them the chance to develop into a human hahahaha they terminated their chance at existence hahahahahahhahhhahahahaha because they were irresponsible and had unprotected sex/weren't on BC and were able to END POTENTIAL LIFE HAHAHAHHAHHAHH NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER TO BECOME A HIMAN BEING AND EXIST BECAUSE OF CARELESSNESSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck that's funny