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>>34828111
it's good you didnt orbit her like a beta and made your feelings known.

i'm proud of you anon. this didn't work out but others will. a year or two from now you'll take a step back and reflect and realise she wasnt worth getting so depressed over anyway.

>>34828449
thanks boi. But now she's reaching out trying to say "i don't know what to do, it's awkward now." and "i care about you.

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>>34828111
Holy shit /r9k/obot, I have a similar story.

> be me
> 3 years ago
> colleague from collage invited me to billiards
> sure, why not
> be there
> a colleague of mine (which later became my only friend on collage and he's gay), some other guy and (((HER)))
> played billiards, having small talks with everyone
> her and I kinda *clicked* at the beginning
> went outside to a club drink and party
> makeoutwithher.png
> being a drunk autistic fuck, asked her for a relationship
> no
> cleaned the mess tomorrow, said to her I was drunk and stuff but I still wanna try it
> ok
> she is just like in OP's description
> loves rock music, flirty, curly brown hair, green-brownish eyes, around 168 cm ( 5 foot 5), 6.5/10
> what's the problem?
> introverted and autistic as fuck to the point that 95% of robots here would say: 'man, fuck this bitch'.
> what's my problem?
> stubborn and won't back down

Let me get back on the story

> we tried it
> didn't work out. she said that she is not into relationships
> bullshit.jpeg
> 'tell me what it is?'
> 'Well, you see... I have a tendency for cheating.'
Tells me that she and her female friend had competitions who'll kiss more dudes in one night.
> her result: over 50.

Cont.

>>34828011
>Society as a whole would be better if females were treated like children/property rather than equals
no.

>>34828314
Care to C O U N T E R A R G U E?

>>34828011
>Explain why the fuck we cant have state issued GFs?
Just as much as I don't want to pay for a degenerate on welfare, I sure as hell am not sponsoring state funded girlfriends for faggots that never want to put in the work to earn ANYTHING in their life because they are under the misconception that: if someone else can get it for free, then why even try? Nope. Fuck that and fuck you for even considering it as a possibility.

>Society as a whole would be better if females were treated like children/property rather than equals
What? Where did you come to this conclusion? Women provide an awesome aspect of life that lead to a greater self-understanding. It's something that they'll never be able to take from a man.

Stop being a fucking pussy.

>>34827976
shut up hippie

>>34827976
shoo shoo vegan

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>>34827976
>tfw vegan who still has a leather wallet I bought before I learned about veganism
>tfw if I get a new wallet it would generate more waste than just using the wallet I have now

it's a nice wallet so there's no real immediate reason to change, my diet is doing enough I suppose

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>>34827792
Pretty bad since I'm a guy...

With that image you should have made this a "5-inch penis reassurance" thread.

>>34827848
Don't be reassured. That's a fucking 4' tall midget.

>>34827729
But you posted one already, the "lol suicidial guy that's totally me ahahha" meme is normie as shit.

>>34827801
>mfw the people at work think I'm joking

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this picture is the biggest (red)dit flag

>If I was taller my oneitis would like me
>If I was white my oneitis would like me
>If I had a better jaw my oneitis would like me
>Realize the only way to improve these things is to be born a second and do everything over again

Bad feels

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>the circumstances you went through during the developmental stages of your youth have almost irreversibly formed the person you are for the worse

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>>34828180
I know that feel. I never asked for a fucked up childhood.

>>34827599
I don't really like this thread. Could you delet this! and make a better one?

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>>34827599
1st image original comment

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>>34827599
I literally didn't expect that.

>pop-sci

Fuck off.

>>34827613
What's bad about popsci?

It's still science, just accessible to dumb people like me.

The only good Vsauce is the original.

>>34827613
Vsauce is good pop-sci. It actually bothers to explain concepts, namely when it comes to math.

>>34827649
Because most popsci is complete garbage. It's sensational and inaccurate as fuck. A great example is how most quantum mechanics documentaries imply the universe is "watching" you which is why the observer effect exists, or writing off nuclear as "dirty" power without any reasoning what-so-ever.

>>34827011
its a way to cope with their problems instead of just venting on this shitboard like the rest of you faggots.

>>34827011
Because they see other people do it. People will do the most retarded shit they see other people do just so they can be part of the group. It's a form of social signalling.

Monkey see, monkey do.

>>34827011
It's a normie repellent and it's my assisted suicide plan

originally, though

>>34827010
Yeah, it honestly probably is too old. I'm much younger and I'd also like to quit. It's just too easy to hop back on, though. Do you have any hobbies that could supplant your browsing time?

>>34827010
No I'm 33 senpai never to old

>>34827744
I find it difficult to believe you.

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>>34826937
>want gf
>have several orgasms
>still want gf

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>>34826937
>fap with internet friend, tell him i love him and want to suck his dick all day
>cum twice
>don't even want to talk to him anymore

>ywn have several successive orgasms

Frankly, if men could jerk off like women can, the human race would have never gone past men learning to crank it

>>34826811
I have a related question. What do you do about stds and you dont want to fuck with condom on

if you fuck a guy you stick it in the butt, if its a girl you stick it in her butt

dont stick it in the other hole on a girl, its really gross

>>34826856

this

vaginas are only for making babby, the butt is for fun

>>34826769

you shouldnt want to and you cant anyway youre fucked

>>34826769
yeah man, i'd think that you'd want someone who cares about you enough to have sex with you on her own will. don't be desperate anon.

gimme some of that orange juice guurrrllll

They don't have a plan to pay that back. When they die it'll be passed to you.

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>>34826720
Not true. It may wipe out or significantly hurt his inheritance, but children aren't responsible for taking on the debt of their parents, at least in the US.

Absolute worst case scenario, OP gets no inheritance and the debt gets written off. Debt collectors may still try to guilt him into paying or settling it, but legally he has literally no obligation.

Well,
Are they working? If not, yes it's bad
Also, that will collect a lot of interest - so it's likely they'll pay back well over 100k
tl;dr

You're poor

Europe sucks, bar France (greatest ally), The Netherlands (second-greatest ally) and Poland (fourth-greatest ally).

>>34826710
Isn't Israel your greatest ally?

>>34826995
Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No.