how does sex work?

>>34826811
I have a related question. What do you do about stds and you dont want to fuck with condom on

if you fuck a guy you stick it in the butt, if its a girl you stick it in her butt

dont stick it in the other hole on a girl, its really gross

>>34826856

this

vaginas are only for making babby, the butt is for fun

If you stick it in the butt can you switch to the vagina or will it cause an infection?

>>34826811
you kiss and do foreplay stuff before you put your dick anywhere

>>34826811
it's lower than you think

>>34826838
you masturbate. condons are not 100% effective against stds.

>>34826880
It's like a mullet dude.
Business up front.
Fun in the back.

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>>34826811
Your instincts will tell you what to do.

>get closer
>grab her
>smell/kiss/lick her
>your penis will get harder
>pump your penis into her until you penetrate her vagina
>if it doesn't go easily there, lick her pussy so it will get slippery
>when your penis is inside her, pump until you cum
>you will cum fast when it's your first time so don't worry about it, it's normal
>then repeat it

>>34827555
>>pump your penis into her until you penetrate her vagina
what if I can't find it?

>>34827635
You will. When you got a hold of her and she is spreading her legs so that you could penetrate her easier, your penis will at some point thrust in the right direction.

It's nature.

>>34826811
BENIS IN BAGINA XDDDDD

Women have vertical slits the same place a man has his dick. Stick your dick there, take it partially out, and repeat the process until a white snot-like substance comes out of your dick.

>>34827635
Either you're actually fucking another man or she's so fat you should be worried about her breaking the bed.

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>>34827776
>Women have vertical slits the same place a man has his dick
holy shit they do. that's so weird, it's like some sort of kendama.

Thanks for this op, I'm also confused on this matter.

>>34826838
Flay yourself for being retarded enough to get an std in the first place, and regret that you'll never feel the sensation of wet pussy against your bare cock again?
There's a reason they teach sex ed in school

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Put it in the butt lubeless and enemaless

>>34827555
>Your instincts will tell you what to do.
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>>34827028
She'll probably really hate it, it's almost like the equivalent of someone sticking their fingers in your poo and then putting said fingers in your mouth

>>34828421
such a weird post. I think I'm the only one who read it, too

>>34826811
I suggest you start watching porn for scientific purposes.

>>34828667
but there's poo in there. how do I avoid getting poo on my chub?

>>34830147
>watch porn to learn how to sex right
my virgin detector is going nuts!

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>>34830263
Mine actually just went off the charts.

The thought of kissing and licking a girl's body during foreplay feels weird, I assume they'd be like "what are you doing" and not like it if I for example shoved them onto the bed and began kissing face and kissing neck whilst undressing them

>>34826811
i believe the man must per in the woman's belly and then if she likes it he must put his penis in her buthole to trigger the birth. the woman then poops out the child and the doctor chooses to cut off the baby's penis

>>34826811
>goes to 4Chan to ask this

>>34830190
Get yourself a girl or boi that doesn't eat like shit, or don't fear shit

>>34827555
Don't use a condom. You won't cum at all if you use one.

>>34832090
no one listen to this guy. only mega-chads that have sex daily can't get hard with a rubber on.

>>34829622
>I-I think I'm the only one on this site guys
I assure you about 300 people actually read it