Europe Thread

Europe sucks, bar France (greatest ally), The Netherlands (second-greatest ally) and Poland (fourth-greatest ally).

>>34826710
Isn't Israel your greatest ally?

>>34826995
Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No.

>>34827041
Even Trump and Pence and most reps and dems say so. You cucks can't stop sucking the jew cock.

>>34827101
Well, Trump also says that Edward Snowden is a traitor. Trump is sometimes wrong. In fact, he's usually wrong. Israel is an ally of ours, but not nearly our greatest. Also, we give most of our allies money, not just Israel. I have no problem with Jews.

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Fuck the EU
Brexit best day of my life

>>34827153
I was watching a Pence rally/town hall talk or whatever a few months ago and some jew kid asks how Trump will defend his Jewish grandmother in Israel, to which Pence says "let me tell you something. Israel is not just one of our allies. Israel is our most valuable, important and cherished ally..." and then he proceeds to get a fucking standing ovation, everyone clapping and whistling.

Americans are retarded. Sometimes I feel like you dumb retards think it's a US state or something, or it's the same thing as the Vatican.

>>34826654
that pic looks really complicated desu

>>34827280
Well, Americans like giving money to other countries. Our people are some of the most generous in the world. Also, I hate to say it, but if we didn't have blacks in our country, our average IQ would be higher than that of any European country.

>>34827268
WOW! A WHOLE fucking 1000 euros per year! And the EU instead is:
providing 57% of our trade;
structural funding to areas hit by industrial decline;
clean beaches and rivers;
cleaner air;
lead free petrol;
restrictions on landfill dumping;
a recycling culture;
cheaper mobile charges;
cheaper air travel;
improved consumer protection and food labelling;
a ban on growth hormones and other harmful food additives;
better product safety;
single market competition bringing quality improvements and better industrial performance;
break up of monopolies;
Europe-wide patent and copyright protection;
no paperwork or customs for exports throughout the single market;
price transparency and removal of commission on currency exchanges across the eurozone;
freedom to travel, live and work across Europe;
funded opportunities for young people to undertake study or work placements abroad;
access to European health services;
labour protection and enhanced social welfare;
smoke-free workplaces;
equal pay legislation;
holiday entitlement;
the right not to work more than a 48-hour week without overtime;
strongest wildlife protection in the world;
improved animal welfare in food production;
EU-funded research and industrial collaboration;
EU representation in international forums;
bloc EEA negotiation at the WTO;
EU diplomatic efforts to uphold the nuclear non-proliferation treaty;
European arrest warrant;
cross border policing to combat human trafficking, arms and drug smuggling; counter terrorism intelligence;
European civil and military co-operation in post-conflict zones in Europe and Africa;
support for democracy and human rights across Europe and beyond;
investment across Europe contributing to better living standards and educational, social and cultural capital.

>>34827412
>WOW! A WHOLE fucking 1000 euros per year!
*divided by population m8 and my country doen't trade with most of the EU meaning my taxes are being stolen to build up Eastern and southern Europe

>>34827353
Nowhere did I mention giving money to anyone you dumb ameritard

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>>34827412
>providing 57% of our trade;
>structural funding to areas hit by industrial decline;
>clean beaches and rivers;
>cleaner air;
>lead free petrol;
>restrictions on landfill dumping;
>a recycling culture;
>cheaper mobile charges;
>cheaper air travel;
>improved consumer protection and food labelling;
>a ban on growth hormones and other harmful food additives;
>better product safety;
>single market competition bringing quality improvements and better industrial performance;
>break up of monopolies;
>Europe-wide patent and copyright protection;
>no paperwork or customs for exports throughout the single market;
>price transparency and removal of commission on currency exchanges across the eurozone;
>freedom to travel, live and work across Europe;
>funded opportunities for young people to undertake study or work placements abroad;
>access to European health services;
>labour protection and enhanced social welfare;
>smoke-free workplaces;
>equal pay legislation;
>holiday entitlement;
>the right not to work more than a 48-hour week without overtime;
>strongest wildlife protection in the world;
>improved animal welfare in food production;
>EU-funded research and industrial collaboration;
>EU representation in international forums;
>bloc EEA negotiation at the WTO;
>EU diplomatic efforts to uphold the nuclear non-proliferation treaty;
>European arrest warrant;
>cross border policing to combat human trafficking, arms and drug smuggling; counter terrorism intelligence;
>European civil and military co-operation in post-conflict zones in Europe and Africa;
>support for democracy and human rights across Europe and beyond;
>investment across Europe contributing to better living standards and educational, social and cultural capital.
none of this requires any European nation to give up it's sovereignity the way we have.
Fuck the EU

>>34827481
Well, you idiot, obviously people that go to a Pence rally will generally agree with what he says. Do you even know what a fair or representative sample is? What you just did is like if you were trying to find the average height of American men, and then sampled only Jews. Fucking retarded.

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I said no Bongs allowed!

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>>34826654
>No bongs allowed.
No

>>34827268
Oh would you look at that
SWEDEN YES

>>34827468
Yeah, divided per population. While you're spending 1,066 dollars a year for your military complex. Nice.
>>34827493
Muh-uh my sovereignty! Someone thinks of my sovereignty! You know that you had the right to vote and apply vetoes in the European parliament? Now you're out, so you can't vote, but you still have to obey the same rules (which are now decided by the other members of the EU, not you) because you're still part of the EFTA and the EEA. Ask Norway how much they like it. Sweet sweet sovereignty.

>>34827636
>Ask Norway how much they like it
Well nobody is forcing them to be members...

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>>34827636
>Muh-uh my sovereignty!
yes it happens to be the most important thing for a nation. ofcourse an EU cuck like you wouldn't understand.
Literally priceless
>Now you're out, so you can't vote
first of all nope I'm not out my country is still trapped

second nope the Brits had the record for most vetoes against them

third they'll do much better than the rest of us will in a few years. Trust me Mama Merkel will see to that

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>>34827732
> it happens to be the most important thing for a nation.
It really is.

>>34827636
>1,066 dollars a year for your military complex. Nice.
at least it's spent in my own country :^)

>Ask Norway how much they like it
The UK won't accept the same bad deal Norways politicians did

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>tfw no cute serb gf to play vidya and watch anime with

why even live

>>34827268
Holy shit, I get the others but what the fuck is Hungary doing with all that money?

>>34827768

same but replace serb with potatonigger

>>34827833
Literally spending it on soccer stadiums and other useless shit.

>>34827833
>what the fuck is Hungary doing with all that money?
takings tons of free gibs from the northwest whilst refusing to honor their agreements with the EU.
now don't get me wrong I'm against the refugee shit Mama Merkel pulled but Hungary should takt their share since they're still taking our money
However no one in the EU has the balls to force them since it's a dysfunctional organisation

>>34827877
What agreements are you talking about? We didn't sign up for taking in millions of sandniggers. Fuck off.

>>34827726
Nobody is forcing you, apart your own government. Afaik, EU officials want a ''swift divorce'' with the UK http://www.politico.eu/article/european-parliament-to-britain-dont-let-the-door-hit-you-as-you-leave/

>>34827732
You already had your sovereignty. You're not regaining it, you're losing some of it.
> the Brits had the record for most vetoes against them
Yeah? That's what I said?
>they'll do much better than the rest of us will in a few years
Sure, that's why literally every economic expert is warning UK. And you're now importing immigrants from shitskin countries instead of Poland. Great result.
>>34827761
>at least it's spent in my own country :^)
And other countries. Like with the Eurofighter. My point is that you're spending more money on shit that don't really impact on the average citizen.
>The UK won't accept the same bad deal Norways politicians did
>He thinks he can cherry-pick agreements while exiting the biggest trade block of the world :^)

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>>34827847
what is a potatonigger? irish?

>>34827912
>What agreements are you talking about? We didn't sign up for taking in millions of sandniggers. Fuck off.
"refugee quota" and "geneva refugee code" ring a bell?

>>34827925
>instead of Poland
So? Slavs aren't white either, so it makes no difference.

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>>34827951

Yes friend.

made you look :^)

>>34827951
>what is a potatonigger? irish?
Of course
White nigger also works.

>>34827972
Yeah, I prefer to be cucked by Jamal and Pajeet instead of accepting christian slavs
>that's what Bongs really believe

>>34827969
"refugee quota" is not a thing, since we didn't agree to it, you dumb cuck.

The Geneva shit only applies if you are a neighbouring country. How many safe countries are between Hungary and Syria again?

Fuck off.

>>34827925
>You already had your sovereignty. You're not regaining it, you're losing some of it.
I'm not British you stupid EU cuck and now the Brits will be more free and prosperous than the rest of us in Europe while we continue to crumble

>That's what I said?
the UK had no say in the EU they kept getting blocked. No wonder they left

>Sure, that's why literally every economic expert is warning UK
yeah I don't care what bankers and multinational corporations say. Yes the UK will take an Economic hit but this is more important than economy

>>34828020

based Magyar

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>>34828020
>Fuck off.
what a great """""""union""""""""" you guys have

>>34827412
Wow, if only we could achieve this without an over-ruling government in Belgium with an un-elected legislator.

If only sovereign countries could work together for mutual benefits.

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>>34827972
>slavs aren't white
u wot m8

>>34827925
>>He thinks he can cherry-pick agreements while exiting the biggest trade block of the world :^)
yes in fact i know you can. Otherwise the UK will trade by WTO rules with the EU and continue to trade with the US and rest of the world

>>34828020
>The Geneva shit only applies if you are a neighbouring country. How many safe countries are between Hungary and Syria again?
You're mixing up 'refugee' and 'asylum seeker'
Asylum seekers can travel as far as they want and claim asylum. Refugees have to be in the bording country, which is why ten million+ people are living in camps in Jordan, Turkey and Pakistan right now.

>>34828064
If only countries could co-operate without forcing themselves into a stupid currency union which ends up tanking half their economies.

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>>34827989
real ireland or northern ireland?

yes, made me look you got me good there

>>34827925
>He thinks he can cherry-pick agreements while exiting the biggest trade block of the world :^)

>He thinks mummy Merkel is going to shaft one of their biggest exporters out of spite

She's not that stupid mate.

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>>34828119
An oppressed Ireland under British rule is the real ireland though

>>34828020
hello my magyar friend do you know that the "geneva convention" is? don't you think you are mistaken that for something else here?

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>>34828033
>I'm not British you stupid EU cuck and now the Brits will be more free and prosperous than the rest of us in Europe while we continue to crumble
Are you getting a bit (((triggered))) son?

Yeah, economics experts don't know shit! We are better than them.

>>34828064
I guess you didn't vote in the European Elections of May 2014?

>>34828086
Then if it is so simple while is Mrs. May begging every european country to trade with the UK? :^)

>>34827912
>>34828020
Is this the majority opinion over there? Because if yes I'm fucking moving to Magyaristan.

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>>34828150
>NI
>Oppressed

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>>34826654
>no bongs allowed
And yet, you're all speaking english.

Hmm.

>>34828151
I don't give a fuck about your conventions to be quite honest, I don't want sandniggers in my country. Simple as that. If you want them in yours, that's your problem and yours only.

>>34828174
The Irish republicans certainly seem to think it is.

>>34828195
And your royal family is German

>>34828224
And your citizens are all foreign

>>34828155
>Yeah, economics experts don't know shit!
can you even read english? You must be eastern or southern european to be this dumd. I literally said "the economists are probably right the UK will take an economic hit" but that doesn't matter in the long run

>>34828196
>I don't want sandniggers in my country. Simple as that.
Fair enough. Stop taking EU gibs then or leave the EU

>>34828155
>I guess you didn't vote in the European Elections of May 2014?

I don't remember the European Commission being on the ballot paper.

I don't remember the European Council being on the ballot paper.

>>34828224
>>34828229
Britbongs confirmed on suicide watch

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>>34828196
no no you don't understand, my angry hungarian friend. I was asking if you know or have ever heard about the thing called the "geneva convention" because I was trying to hint you into the general direction of "this shit has nothing to do with refugees so you have no fucking idea what you are talking about" - apparently I was also trying to link you the wikipedia article for that in your language. turns out there isn't one in hungarian. wow what a surprise xD

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>>34828202
That's because Irish republicans are mentally deficient.

>>34828195
To be honest, I'm speaking american.

>>34828236
Sure, let's try :^) https://www.ft.com/content/c2b0359e-d0dc-11e6-b06b-680c49b4b4c0

>>34828119

real ireland senpai.
im a wagie in the capital.

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>>34828155
>Then if it is so simple while is Mrs. May begging every european country to trade with the UK?
this....isn't happening. God you're dumd.
Either the EU gives the UK a fair trade agreements without forcing them to accept unlimited slavs or the EU refuses to trade with the UK and we all suffer.

Brussels is probably dumb enough to pick the option that fucks all of our economies :^)

>>34828269
I guess you don't know what they do though:
http://www.democraticaudit.com/2016/06/23/is-the-eu-really-run-by-unelected-bureaucrats/

>>34828277
My post was in response to the wanker who was insulting the royal family, not to any fellow Britons.

>>34828156
It's pretty much is. We have a history with invading turks back some 500 yeas ago, which fucked us up real good. We also have a couple hundred thousand gypsies living here and every sane person hates them - even leftists, but they won't directly tell you this because they want to seem progressive and shit, but they will still make fun on them behind their backs (they'd use idioms like "stinky gypsy" etc.)

You know I always wanted to move to some other country, mostly America, but in the wake of the (((refugee crysisl))) I realized how based we actually are. Every country in the western world are chucking themselves out of existence and telling us how we should do the same, but we just show them the middle finger because we know better.

I also didn't like Orban a few years ago, but boy, are we lucky he's the PM right now.

>>34828224
>The queen is German

When will this meme end. Albert was the German one, not Victoria.

>>34828224
Yeah. I do wonder how many generations it'll take until people stop saying that. How far back do we have to go?
The queen was born here. As were her mother and father. Pretty sure their parents were born here, too.

It's sad they still keep a german christmas tradition.

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>>34828302
I have been to Dublin once. Why the fuck is alcohol so expensive there. Doesn't check out with the amount of assumed alcoholics in ireland. Somethings fishy.

Also, do you speak gaelic?

>>34828324
>I'll just post this obviously biased article that I clearly haven't read because it states that the EU is undemocratic in the last paragraph

You clearly know nothing about the legislative processes of the EU.

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>>34828324
>Although, having said that, I would be one of the first to acknowledge that the EU does not feel as democratic as it could or should be

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>>34828406

>buying alcohol in the most populous part of the country
>expecting it to be cheap

cmon no lad. bit of common sense

>Also, do you speak gaelic?

Of course, a chara. Pity no-one I know can.

>>34828150
>>34828202
>>34828294
>be scot
>try to escape shithole
>claim squatters rights on a different island
>turn said area into a shithole
>blame the natives

eric lads.
I am not an extreme republician, or mad that the north is part of the UK, but unionists claiming that the north is part of britain is retarded.

>>34828411
Biased? It's just how it works lel.
Meanwhile he's going to believe to Rupert Murdoch, (Sun/Times), Barclay Brothers (Telegraph), Richard Desmond (Express) and Lord Rothermere (Daily Mail).

>>34828458
I agree that the EU is too big and complicated (like a lot of firsts world governments though), but if one of the windows in your house is cracked it's better to repair it than to demolish the entire house.

I don't bear a grudge against the UK, anyway. It was a democratic decision (although I don't think the majority of the voter knew what they were doing). I've been in London and loved it, I hope the economy won't crash too hard. I just think that if they want to leave they should just leave, and don't leave us all hanging.

>>34828510
>claiming that the north is part of britain is retarded.
You're right. The north isn't part of Britain. It all is.

>>34828567
I'd be ok with the EU if we removed the European parliament, EU courts, Schengen, Free movements of peoples, majority of EU laws and regulations, the EU falg and anthem, and scrap any plans for an EU army/navy.

basically only keep the free trade area

>>34828704
It wouldn't work without common regulations. We would be flooded by cheap and unsafe garbage from eastern Europe and stuff like that

>NEETs trying to understand the EU

Also why is mediterranean Europe best Europe?

>>34828648

why so tsundere brit?
mad that churchill was actually a fucking moron?

>>34828736
>We would be flooded by cheap and unsafe garbage from eastern Europe and stuff like that
kick them out then. The EU should only have been northern and Western Europe anyway.

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>>34828793
>why so tsundere brit?
>mad that churchill was actually a fucking moron?
Nice try, lad.

>>34828763
>Also why is mediterranean Europe best Europe?
because their shitty economies are helping to destroy the EU. I should thank them actually

>>34828801
Lol desu I agree with you. One of the problem of the EU is that it is too big. Have you tried looking at the idea of a multi-speed Europe? I think it could accomodate the interests of both the Uk and the rest of the Eu

>>34827412
>WOW! A WHOLE fucking 1000 euros per year!
Per capita, which is a damn site more

And half of what you listed are things we either had before the EU, do better than the EU's minimum standard, or could easily have without it and the huge bill and an open door to 700 million people

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Nah, Churchill was a nice fella

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>>34828831

thank you for answering my question lad

>>34827636
>because you're still part of the EFTA and the EEA.
we won't be once we Leave, moron

>>34828911
he was an imperialist fool.
Cool man nonetheless but a fool

>>34828890
That's why you hurried to get in as soon as De Gaulle was cold

>>34827925
>he thinks the 5th biggest economy in the world with a massive trade deficit with the EU won't get a far better deal than Norway :^)

>>34828648
>It all is.
My man.

The European Union would've also worked much better if they just put us in charge of it. And called it Ultimate Britannia. Or Her Majesty's European Union. That would work fine, too. The HMEU.
It's a shame that Europeans are so blindly stubborn.

>>34829005
Just wait and see :^)

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Portugal here.
How are you spending this cold night?
I'm literally inside my bed sheets.

>>34828988
the European Economic Community then was not the same as the EU now

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>>34829124
>Portugal
Hello, long time ally.

>>34829129
Aaaand the GDP of the now falling empire was lagging behind the one of the rest of Europe

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>>34829145
Hello Greatest allie.

>>34829194
I love this pic

bloxblox

>>34829124
Porto ou Lisboa?

>>34829145
Fun fact: during WW1 after we got our asses handed to us at La Lys, the british made our soldier into a labor corps and we had to do extensive diplomacy to get them back to the front lines.

>>34829241
Nem um nem outro.
Sou de Santarem e tu anon?

>>34829327
Lisboa, meu cavalheiro enriquecido de melanina.

>>34828840
They aren't though. Not Spain and Italy at least, which are the ones I know.

>>34829375
Northern Italy's economy is better than Germany's and France's ones afaik

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>>34829375
>>34829406
>this is what Milanese shits actually believe

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>>34829431
Seems true though

Bringing the eastern bloc into the EU, as a way to spit on the grave of the dead USSR, was a mistake.

Propping up all those countries cost the rest of us, dearly.

>>34829937
Yes but slavic qts

>>34829951
I would agree with you if I hadn't messed up my chances with a slavic qt.

Not out of revenge, it was all on me for being a pussy.

>>34830098

Gonna need that memetext, senpai.

>>34830155
Nah. It was just her clearly fancying me and me sperging out and eventually avoiding her.
No story there besides me allowing fear to hold me back.

Also, convenient speech impediment excuse.

>>34829491
>2011
Don't do this, anon