What does it feel like to have wide, feminine hips?

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>>34827792
Pretty bad since I'm a guy...

With that image you should have made this a "5-inch penis reassurance" thread.

>>34827848
Don't be reassured. That's a fucking 4' tall midget.

>>34827871
Then that just means I'll aim to fuck tiny girls.

She is fucking tiny.

>>34827871
>>34827915
It's been proven that the girl is 5'2"

>>34827836
Are they wider than your shoulders?

>>34827792
>my flaccid cock nearly reaches her belly button
>womanlets

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>>34828060
Fortunately, no

>>34828276
Those aren't centimetres, anon.

>>34827871
Tbh, we should have a femanon take the same picture and list her height so we can be sure that the girl in OPs is normal sized or not.

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That pic made me feel much more confident, thanks!

>>34828990
Being a weeaboo is a bigger turnoff to women than having a small penis.

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Here to remind you guys not to get too confident about your 5-inchers.

Feels amazing
Also
Yeah a dick doesn't go straight up towards the belly button inside a woman idiots

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>>34828843
I know, took this for a cheeky /soc/ thread yesterday

inb4 impotent dicklet rage

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>>34827958
That's pretty much a midget. God damn I hate womanlets.

>>34827792
Feels nice and fertile. Now if only there was someone to take advantage of it.

>>34829897
She's 5'8"
Her reddit is queenconcise
Probably taller than you

>>34829843
Anon, if that penor is six inches I'll fucking eat my hat.

Not sure, since I have the body of a young boy. Boxy overall and my waist is pretty much the same size as my waist.
I would kill to have the cute body that pic in >34827792 has.

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>>34829942
It varies between 4 - 6.5" flaccid

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>>34829921
>tfw you forget men can even be that short

>>34830003
>Flaccid
Yeah sure buddy, now go back to /soc/

>>34830054
The impotent dicklet rage begins

>>34830003
Ruler or GTFO.

>>34829921
>queenconcise
Just looked her up. Butterface. A shame ;_;

>>34830137
I'll go find one now, not sure where it is in the house

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>>34827792
>not having wide hips as a male
Go back to Africa, homo sapienshit.

>>34830362
Both of their shoulder width is wider than their hip width.

>>34830497
Neanderthals had nearly equally wide hips and shoulders.

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>>34830137
Only ruler I could find is a Cars ruler which is excellent, sitting at about 6" right now :^)

>>34830101
>Implying this heavily
Just because we don't want to see your vain attempts at attention whoring it doesn't mean that I have a small dick, it's likely as big or bigger than yours

>>34830362
NEANDERTHAL'D

>>34830628
If I wanted to attention whore I'd post with a trip or maybe show my face, I just enjoy triggering dicklets. You can tell because they just don't stop replying when you call them out on the impotent dicklet rage.

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>>34830620
>far from camera
>pressing ruler into dick

I'm not saying you're definitely lying, but that pic belongs in How To Lie About Your Dick Size 101.

>>34830730
It's kinda awkward to take the picture and keep the ruler in the right place since I don't have a timer on here

Keep moving those goalposts though, dicklet.

>>34830616
>Nearly
Though you can still see a difference with the shoulders and maximum hip span.

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>>34830719
I reeeeealy didn't want to do this, but you put me in a corner
You cal call me a dicklet for this but I know you would be lying to make yourself feel better, its 2.5 inches above the UK average, which is more than enough for your attention grabbing to fall flat on me

>>34830772
>request proof
>proof is useless
>lol moving goalposts

Fucking hell, just go back to /soc/ then.

>>34830863
The fact you tried to claim it isn't flaccid when it blatantly is tells me the dicklet rage was already building within you

>>34830950
I gave you proof with a ruler, if you want you can even compare it with the size of the A4 in the timestamped one, not even taking into account perspective.

>Impotent dicklet rage

>>34827792

Unironical answer, guys love it and I get complimented on them often. No pants fit them, and if they do, they don't fit my waist, which is tinier. I think they look stupid because my tits are tiny, but apparently that's not an issue and I'm still attractive. I look dumb when I get too thin, because boney wide hips look ridiculous, so I can't be too skinny. Typical pear life.

Also I have to buy L/XL panties while wearing S/M tops.

>>34830863

Nice dick, go get that black mole checked, it worries me.

>>34830955
It's not true, I just don't like this worthless /soc/posting nor do any of us
Plus those veins do signify that it was partially erect
Why I am putting so much effort into dissecting a homosexuals penis is beyond me

>>34831062
It's a birthmark, beautyspot, my friend
Sorry for posting it, I just needed to prove a point

>>34831127
Ah, if you had it since birth then you're fine. Okay.

>>34831093
I've posted on /soc/ once before and it was that first picture, just wanted an objective rating of the aesthetics. I constantly have veins bulging on my dick, do you not?

You're trying to dissect it relentlessly because as signified in my second post >>34829843, inb4 impotent dicklet rage

>>34831162
I'm mostly just sick of seeing this shit over here, keep it in /soc/
Also, the word dicklet has no impact

>>34831220
clearly it does or you wouldn't keep replying lol

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>>34828060
yes. it's fucked up

it's the source of all my problems

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>Thread about feminine hips
>Turns into a cock thread
Fucks sake, r9k.

>>34828990
that girl is a midget and is probably like 4'10

so don't feel too confident

>>34830172
She shows her face?

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There's a /r/gwforscale for these images now.

>>34832303
bitch is holding it like a whole inch higher
ONE JOB

>>34832063
Up to, but not including, her eyes. The lower half of her face definitely leaves a lot to be desired.

>>34827792

How tiny is her dick that she can hide it with that tape?