>want a bf >have several orgasms >don't want

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>>34826937
>want gf
>have several orgasms
>still want gf

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>>34826937
>fap with internet friend, tell him i love him and want to suck his dick all day
>cum twice
>don't even want to talk to him anymore

>ywn have several successive orgasms

Frankly, if men could jerk off like women can, the human race would have never gone past men learning to crank it

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>want a bf
>cum
>want to cuddle a bf
Help
Somebody be my bf

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>want a gf
>jerk off once or twice
>want to be a gf

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>>34826937
>have gf
>give her several orgasms
>pass out from physical exertion and wake up to her cooking me dinner

>>34827116
I'll be your bf

do you have a penis?

>>34826937
>want a gf
>have several orgasms
>don't want a gf anymore
im so glad i trained my body to have successive orgasms
it's literally the cure for >tfwnogf

>>34826937
>have a gf
>have 1 orgasm
>don't want a gf anymore

>>34827095
>ywn have several successive orgasms

you can if you get a syringe and inject the cum back into your balls

>want a bf
>fap
>want a gf

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>>34827229
Yes
I am also told I'm kinda cute so that's a plus

>>34827270
>that gif
Afro?

>be me
>want to kill myself

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>talking with oneitis
>powerful urge to fuck oneitis
>tell her I have to leave for a few mins
>fap
>come back and make an excuse that someone called me
>now have urge to cuddle with someone (especially her)
I'm pathetic.

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>>34826937
>want an gf
>forget i want a gf
>remember again

i literally got 2 shooting stars in the same week and i wished for a gf on both where the fuck is she

>>34827177
jesus, i don't think there's anything the people getting hit could've done to avoid that. besides being behind better medians, of course.

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>>34827282
what
I just saved it off of /v/

>>34827402
I'm sure you did, afro. Post those milky pale femme legs

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>>34827419
I seriously have no clue what you're talking about

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>>34827282
>>34827419
that's a pretty common gif man

it's harder than you are expecting to run into someone you know offline on 4chan

unless you know their schedule and/or met them on here

>>34827467
>>34827474
Post those milky femme legs in those thigh-highs.

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>>34827504
>Post those milky femme legs in those thigh-highs.
ugh, fine! You caught me!

>want to fap
>fap
>don't want to fap anymore

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>>34827556
awesome
thanks


original oregano origami

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>feel aggressive
>cum
>feel calm and relaxed

>>34827095
>ywn have several successive orgasms

what? I cum at least two times every time I fap. sometimes up to 4.
just hold your pee and you'll stay hard even after you cum

>be with a girl at room watching youtube
>be horny and start fapping
>she doesn't mind
> tfw you're still a virgin

>want a gf
>think for a moment
>logically deduce that having a gf I would actually be worse of than not having a gf
>feels a bit better man

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>>34827419
>milky pale femme legs

>>34826937
>>34827054

Is this something that happens to girls to? I kind of thought it was only a boy thing. I start feeling really lonely and like I just want to cuddle up with a girl and feel how warm she is and smell her hair and fall asleep next to her...

then I jack off and realize that, no, I was only horny and girls are the worst.

it'd be funny if girls do the same thing. let's all just be alone forever.

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>start wandering internet
>want gf
>imagine giving gf headpats while she sucks me off
>imagine marrying gf
>imagine impregnating gf turned wife
>fap
>imagine cuddling wife
>imagine raising kids
>imagine watching kids grow up into adults
>imagine holding wife's hand as we fall asleep together, exhausted after a visit from the grandkids

Is there something wrong with me anons.

>>34828147
>Is there something wrong with me anons.
yes
>headpats
autism

I had the greatest orgasm of my life last week and I'm not sure how I can recreate it. I was in kind of a manic state and I was dealing with a lot of tension and it was just fantastic

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>>34828184

I don't know a better term to describe it anon.

>>34828147
i want headpat NOW

>>34826937
>be a fag
>post on /r9k/
>be op

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>want a big muscly guy to fuck me
>cum
>want a twink to cuddle with

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>want gf
>get rejected
>still want gf

>>34827718
It's the beast all men have inside of us.

>>34828292

Do you want headpats with my dick in your mouth or do you want regular headpats? Because I'm fine with either one.

> Dont want a GF
> Do nothing
> Still dont want a GF

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>>34828558
Exactly, you said it anon you said it

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>want to fap
>fap
>now want to cuddle
>there is no one to cuddle