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>>34857557
Fat people disgust me. I fucking hate you. Compared to me, you are nothing. I am a GOD compared to you, you disgusting filthy piece of shit.

>>34858005

Look at this schmoe, posts pictures of Bundy.

How old are you kiddo?

>>34857557
Dude. you're much better off trying to get a normal gf. Fembot gfs are extremely rare and very highly valued, you're competing against 8/10+ autism Chads here who all want the same thing as you.

>>34857486
You'll be alright.

Get some doggos or cattos if you want non human affection.

I decided long ago I will be forever alone and I've come to peace with it.

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I have these questions every fucking night.

I've yet to find the answers.

>>34857486
its a want that grows in intensity so much it might as well be a need

that depends on you, hows your mental state so far? you could be perfectly normal, in a relationship and mental problems can still come and go, it all depends on so many factors

Though studies have claimed that being alone causes a more problems compared to someone not alone

>>34857472
Happy Valentines Day OP

>>34857472
this

bunch of sad, pathetic idiots

>>34857472
seriously this, not like today is the day you emerge from your basement cocoon like a fucking butterfly. no, you'll be sad today, tomorrow, and the rest of your sad faggoty days.

Burgerland here.

Have her treat me like a sex slave, forced to walk on all fours and give lick her pussy. She regularly offers me to her friends and they fuck me so much that my cock dry heaves.

I've lived out all my craziest femdom fantasy's already. So much that I'm burnt out on it. Girlfriend is sad because she thinks I've lost interest in her.

I always wanna do degrading things to girls I both hate and am attracted to.

Like, force them to admit that they're lower than scum, have them follow me around to suck me off whenever, make them wear buttplugs to interviews and stuff.

Why get beer when you could get a jug of vodka and get at least twice as fucked up?

>>34857479
This guy has the right idea. Valentine's Day is a great time for a wizard to go and get drunk as shit.

>>34857479
You can get a jug of vodka for $5? Damn I hate vodka but that's a steal. I live in Ohio where you can't just walk into a gas station and buy hard liquor so maybe I'll make a trip to Kroger and see what's on the menu on my kind of budget

>>34857365
you can't. stay out of dixie.

>>34857365
Just like you would any other girl they're not that different just more conservative. But a lot of girls down here marry early and have kids early though there are some decent single girls but its rare.

>>34857365
I grew up in, left for a few years, and then returned to the south. The southern accent is not attractive. It knocks off about 20 iq points for me, just because it's so unattractive.

Shoebills are terrifying what are you talking about?

looks like a ninja
tough guys all fear ninjas
a ninja has no enemy
except another ninja

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shoebills are the most autistic bird

ayo ayo hol up
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
*drops mic*

>>34857354
call me normo slayer
billy bartlett out to top starkweather
a bullet drops a brick same as a ton of feathers

word, homie

>>34857354
Wojak and I, king prince, no lie
I'm not meming you friend, Pepe's got the means to an end uh
Packing heat, packing tendie treats, yeah
Ah nigga won't me uh, yeah in the streets
Cup to the brim, shorty gota trim, waist on thin but ass at the gym.

beta genes should not exist in this world, so them propagating shit genes was a mistake.

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>tfw there is no negative number small enough (or is it large?) to describe my interest in le genes maymay

Both of my brothers have multiple children so my name shall carry on. Also I get laid but no girls ever actually like me enough to stay, which is the problem.

>>34857226
>tfw I will never fucking ever in my life have a blanket made out of jeans

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS, CHAD AND STACY ALWAYS WIN

>>34857226
desu I've never gotten what the hype is about.

I don't want morning mouth on my dick.

morning sex is better. The day hasn't even started and you've fulfilled the one true goal in life.

>>34857251
>he doesn't live in a jean house

i'd absolutely fuck every orifice possible
i suspect her mouth would be most fun, what with those huge eyes seeing everything

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>>34857224
At this point, I'd fuck anything.

>>34857224
Reminds me of a certain cartoon by Zone or some other adult animator idk which

>>34857096
If it's your sister, kiss her.
If it's your brother, kiss him.
It's your responsibility to protect them and care for them.

>>34857175
no my dude, you may have an incest fetish because your'e an only child, but I most certainly do not

>>34857216
I have three siblings.
But seriously take care of your family. Your sibling looks up to you and admires you as a role model.

>>34857073
no. this is a bad helper.

>>34857073
I must be retarded laughing at these fucking jokes..

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peep wan go pley solder?

speak for yourself ya fuckin nigger.

orig

Regulator

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>>34857066
Originallll

you have been muted for two seconds

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how does one become a land-lord?
It sounds interesting. I would like to spend my life having time to draw and animate as well.

>>34857093
You have to build capital first, and then you can convert it to land/property.
It's why I can't withdraw from this world just yet.

I don't intend to get a girlfriend. I've forsaken such a thing due to the implications of it.

it is a noble goal
but guard yourself against the desire for appreciation
you must be content with your beauty
because the chances are great that not one person on earth will like what you do

pro-tip: landlording is great if you love having to deal with the worst trash of humanity on a semi-constant basis