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No one gives a fuck. Commit suicide

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>>34858243
c'mon man no need for all that. we're brobots we need to be here for each other. may as well mass suicide

>>34858294
There are more important things in life than getting a gf

Um. What was the point of telling us this?

>>34858211
Let's get this clear, you're a trap?

>>34858242
Does it matter? I'm a girl, penis or not

Good thing you haven't fallen for that succubus' spell.

>has a girl willingly gone up to you and talked to you and been disappointed when you ignore her
yes, in my dreams.

>>34858548
I don't think that this girl was dissapointed with not getting my number more so than a man acting uninterested in her.

2: After a few hours of rowing I finally docked on the nearest island. I think they were speaking French but I can't be sure, I'm not too well versed in human languages. Shoulda payed more attention in school I guess, but I'd always assumed that as sailor I'd pick up enough words to get by.

3: Apparently the capital city of this island's called "New Berlin." Not sure what that means but it seems alright. They have quite a few restaurants here, in fact I'm writing this entry at one of their cafes.

4: I stayed the night there but I had to leave, I was getting sick of their music. I don't care much for pop, I'm really into xenowave. I looked at my map and charted out course to Comllan. It's actually quite close to my native island, I may go and visit my creator since I'll be there anyway.

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>>34858066
I think we need to go into a little more detail on this.

chris' taint should offend everyone. his very existence is an affront to god himself

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>>34858066
oh god anon don't post this shit

does anyone know what he looks like now?

>>34858061

It'll fade away eventually. Nowadays there's not much going on inside my head.

It's just there.

>Cares about a normie day made to sell chocolate and flowers.
Anon if this pushed you over the edge you had already fallen over

>>34858189
It's not really that I care about today specifically, it just kind of hit me today how fucked I am, I thought it would get better.

How did you join them? Losing weight is not a complete answer.

How did you stop having the typical robotic social awkwardness?

>>34857980
This sounds about right. Espeially the part about growing up comfortably.

>>34858078
>How did you stop having the typical robotic social awkwardness?
>>34857980
>3-4 years ago I began losing weight and from there my confidence grew as did my general attractiveness which allowed me to become more comfortable around normies.
Just lose weight and be yourself, anon!

>>34857953
me
>angry autist
>hates normies
>weird fetishes
>NEET
>shut in
>watches anime
>has a waifu

what I want
>cute
>flat chested
>supporting
>caring
>would happily stay home inside with me for weeks on end
>watches anime

>me
imagine the worst person who could ever browse /r9k

>gf
imagine god but in female form

>>34858112
>imagine god but in female form
that doesn't make sense
god is by definition masculine, he cannot be in female form

that's like saying "imagine man, but in female form"

>>34857905
If it makes you feel any better, anon, that's most likely what her actual name is. There's a pretty good chance.

>>34857905
lmao

how did she respond? or did you just make this up?

>>34858125
Her name was Charice(however you spell it) but I watched a porn the night before al

Here is the thing if a roastie won't date you because of your fucking phone then good riddance.

>>34857845
dude women can find you unattractive if you don't make your bed every day

>>34857845
Every day the shallowness and materialistic nature of society continues to vindicate my hatred of it. I blame social media and women, but mostly women.

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feelsbad to be mostly borderline

>title

this is so lame. the fact that there are actual sections on youtube with people believing into this. it's like "virgo and taurus in a car!" see how they react!!!

"omg you're a moon sign?! i'm a sun sign too!" everything is everything. whatever brings autists together, i guess. lmao

and all the 12 year olds who are watching this
saying wow they need to be together ... uh;;;

have they never ever ever been with anyone else before? this is the bottom baseline for any conversation with another friend. if you don't vibe at all, you wouldn't be friends. isn't that the point? it has nothing to do with signs at all. chemistry can be great with lots of people. especially this type of 'dynamic' or whatever gah lolol!

the people who are commenting, oh my god

overanalyzing in the most incorrect way. this is why they cannot be humans. i wish they could see how me & my friends are in 1on 1 situations in the car. we literally laugh and talk for days. its ridiculous. and its not even like this analyzing shit, theres no awkwardness just free flow and we love each other and don't have to feel any pressure nor do we have to label ourselves anything. because it doesn't matter what we are, we like each other and want to be together anyway. and we care for each other.

looking out for one another no matter what the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP = best. and not only that, it doesn't matter what your personality type is. all of this is a big fat excuse for people who think they're "type personality" is holding them back. no, your personality doesn't mean you vibe better with certain people and less with others. to label yourself in one personality category is flat and ignorant as fuck.

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>tfw tableside foot parmesan

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>>34857731
>No subways here, nor open-toed shoes because it's February
>Sister isn't athletic, nor does she have even remotely attractive feet
>There are no women in my day-to-day life aside from my mom and sister
>See above

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>>34857731
>tfw no girl feet to cum on

well mine is 9.5 inches so you tell me

>>34857726
did u do any exercise
i bought pills online and didnt help

>>34857790
There's a dude in Mexico that used a technique to lengthen his penis with scar tissue. He now has the largest penis in the world but cannot maintain an erection and has massive health problems due to the fact he basically destroyed his own penis just to make it bigger. So be careful.

Self bump. Why is this not original?

>earlobes and nose
Dropped

>>34857601
To drown in my sorrows, drinking liquor trying to smoke alone

>>34857571
Hey, OP
can you be my gf?

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>>34857628
>implying this isn't OP's girlfriend reading a script

give it up

>>34857649
Implying all the replies made so far weren't actually op replying to his own thread