Post details about yourself and details about your ideal gf,

>>34857953
me
>angry autist
>hates normies
>weird fetishes
>NEET
>shut in
>watches anime
>has a waifu

what I want
>cute
>flat chested
>supporting
>caring
>would happily stay home inside with me for weeks on end
>watches anime

>me
imagine the worst person who could ever browse /r9k

>gf
imagine god but in female form

>>34858112
>imagine god but in female form
that doesn't make sense
god is by definition masculine, he cannot be in female form

that's like saying "imagine man, but in female form"

>>34858119
don't pretend you wouldn't god's boipucci

>>34858056
She'd try to see past your filth at first, but your personality and life style will slowly break her down until she leaves you 3 months into the relationship.

>>34858119
>god is by definition masculine,
t. retarded christcuck
>thinking there is only one definition of god
>hey use my definition of god despite there being numbers definitions of god that predate my god
"God" is just a title, it could be held by a feminine being.

Me:
>20, but look 15, otherwise average looking
>5'7
>mischievous and enjoy saying stupid things to get reactions out of people
>come off as overconfident and cocky, but actually sort of insecure
>show off
>competitive, sore loser
>contrarian, and like to argue
>play the fool most of the time, may actually be a fool
>lazy, been told I'm smart but won't fall for that smart but lazy meme
>been told dealing with me is like playing the lottery
>been told I have the face of an angel, but the mind of a devil
>my only confirmed good quality is my sense of humor
>delusions of grandeur, fell for the hero meme
>sort of paranoid in most cases, don't make friends easy, wary of strangers, kinda hard to get close to, highly suspicious of others.
>whenever I had a group of friends I was the natural leader
>don't have friends
>good liar
>like gambling
>like postmodern shit
>video games are my favorite thing

Ideal Her:
>shorter than me
>petite thin body, smaller chest, nothing over B cup
>cute face
>preferably unkept appearance
>smart
>enjoys science, and intellectually stimulating things that she'd like to teach me about/discuss
>likes to perform experiments of all types
>borderline hikkikomori
>khv
>easily flustered
>has a superiority inferiority complex
>loyal
>clingy
>snarky
>good resting bitch face
>moderately creepy
>low sex drive
>mildly autistic
>playfully bickers with me

>>34857953
me
>kinda fat
>kinda ugly
>smart but lazy
>ambitious but lazy
>likes anime and vidya
>likes history

her
>stunningly attractive
>either white
>or asian
>or 2D
>cooks and cleans for me
>likes anime and vidya
>smart but not smarter than me

>>34857953
me
>a fag
her
>exists

me
>white
>tall
>goes to good college with a good major
>likes vidya and annie may
>mild autism (the meme kind)

her
>mildly busty
>white or asian
>not an unattractive face
>smart
>wants to watch good stuff with me

>>34858265
Even a fantasy doormat like that probably won't put up with you anon.

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me
>21
>5'8''
>decent face, consistent 6-7 from others
>gynecomastia gives me an odd stature of bulky fatness
> noticeable acne scars on the right side of my face
>likes anime
>likes boxing (doing and watching)
>look fucking sexy after 3 days of not shaving, terrible all other days

her
>huge tits, minimum american h cup
>slight sag, but just enough to know they're natural. bolt on tits are unattractive
>lactating tits
>not tiny nipples, i need something to latch onto
>likes to fuck with me but endearingly
>likes to fuck me
>good personality

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>>34858386
I know, anon. I know. Even in my fantasies nowadays I can't picture myself with a woman because my suspension of disbelief is shattered into dust by the thought.

>>34858589
Well first off you have to admit you aren't smart, smart people aren't lazy NEETs, smart people who are lazy can make money without effort, the sooner you accept that you have no positive traits, the sooner you can improve yourself out of spite.

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me
>fucking greek god physique
>big ass brain
>big ass dick

her
>girl (male)
>under 110 pounds

that's about it honestly
I don't even really care about the weight if she is super tall or something, basically I just mean not obese

Me
>Fat
>Ugly
>HS dropout Neet
>Nerd
>Depressed

Gf
>std free
>like anime and vidya

>>34858692
>she

Original in context

>>34858645
Ha, no I'm smart. That's one thing I have going for me. When I said I liked history I failed to mention that I'm not a NEET but actually am studying history at university and am going to become a professor. The only thing is that I and my dad always wanted me to go into politics or do some other important thing to fully utilize my brains. People also
suggested to me that my excellent memory would make for a great doctor, but I prefer to spend my time autistically pondering the past while I wistfully imagine actually making it one day.

>>34858757
You should probably listen to them, teaching history is a massive waste of time.

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>>34857953
Me
>overweight - it fluctuates somewhat
>decent looking in spite of this, I've been told
>play vidya
>weeb
>uni student
>volunteer
>poor
>decent sense of humour
>politically conservative

her
>cute
>actually loves me
>high sex drive yet sexually inexperienced
>likes anime and video games
>hard working and ambitious
>affectionate and not afraid to show it
>trusts and adores me
>funny
>nice and kind
>nice family

>>34858792
I did say I was lazy. And nothing's more hard work than being a doctor, and as fucked up as I am I am still no politician.

>>34857953
me
>sexy genius

gf
>big tits genius

Will it work??

>>34858839
I dunno man you sound like a fag, I'm the epitome of lazy, but I still have useful goals I'm planning on going after. I mean it's up to you if you wanna waste your time, I just naturally like to try and fix problems.

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>>34857953

Me:
> 5'7, 27 yrs. old
> Just graduated and earning 65k yr
> Actually a boring guy
> In love with work
> Never had gf but got many times
> Want to have gf but scared at the thought of getting fucked over

Ideal woman:
> Cute
> Skinny
> Good person

Yeah, I'd rather live alone, thanks.

>White
>6'2"
>24
>Fat
>Hairy
>KV
>Might be average-looking if I were thin
>Awkward and anxious, especially around people I don't know well (read: anyone besides parents and online friends)
>Submissive, passive, non-confrontational
>Decent sense of humour
>Told I'm a good friend
>Don't drink or do drugs
>Live with parents
>Part-time minimum-wage retail job
>Sort of learning to drive
>Christfag but haven't been to church in ages and don't really talk about it
>Like Nintendo vidya and 50's/60's music

Her:
>White
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>THICC
>No major mental illnesses
>Virgin
>Actually initiates conversation from time to time
>Similar sense of humour
>Similar interests
>Not really going places in life

>All these anons posting, but not rating other anons

Hope you weren't expecting a rating

>>34858813
>cute
>high sex drive
>virgin
Kek pick two

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>>34859054
I didn't say virgin.

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Me:
>a chick
>chubby
>white
>leftwing scum
>engineering student
>likes to draw
>dark humor
>moralfag
>diagnosed autist
>outwardly really friendly, polite, bubbly
>perpetually sad, overemotional
>virgin

Ideal husbando:
>lanklet
>long hair
>patrician af (metal, prog)
>plays music
>good conversationalist, likes to debate
>moralfag
>funny
>virgin

Pic related. It's one of my autistic obsessions.

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>>34859120
I meet all the husbando ideals but moralfag
>mfw spooked moralists in current year

>>34858183
You sound fucking awful to be around. Frankly it would be a miracle if your parents could even put up with you, let alone a potential gf.

You remind me of me when I was in high school.

I hate you.

>>34859160
Sounds like you're projecting amigo, who hurt you?

Me

>Quiet type, tend not to start conversations, I often only speak when spoken to.
>Do have friends but they probably don't like me much as I'm not very interesting.
>6'1, average looking, maybe above.
>Hate people who act/are retarded and it's pretty obvious I do.
> Academically gifted
>Often insecure about friendships and relationships
>Blatantly obvious how dead inside I am
>Only positive personality trait is my okayish sense of humour and that I try to be nice to everyone (except people who act retarded)

What I want

>Needs a cute laugh/giggle
>Shorter than I am
>Gets worried and excited over me
> At least some what smart
> At least a 6 or 7/10 that's relatively cute/petite.
> Doesn't think that's she's pretty or talented, so that I can take the time to convince her otherwise.

>>34859173
I am projecting, I made that intentionally obvious in my reply. However, what I said was also objectively correct.

>>34859156
>that filename
>having many stirners

lol, nice anon.

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>>34859229
Of course anon, it's important to have a well organized collection of Stirners to post whenever they are needed.

>>34859227
I don't think you know what objectively means. I've been told I'm like able by a ton of people, and my parents genuinely think I'm a good kid. I obviously have my flaws, but something tells me you're not as similar to me as you think you are.

>>34859257
People tell you you're likeable, but you don't have any friends?

>>34859275
I don't have friends because I'm a NEET who's quick to burn bridges when I get bored of my friends, but I'm working on that and trying to apologize to them for it. Otherwise I end up getting along with most people wherever I go.

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Me.
>autistic
>weeb
>slow
>NEET
>hamplanet
>manlet
>ugly
>lazy
>not educated
>no interests
>no hobbies
>plans for the future are "figure out how to make enough money to live without leaving my room"
>mental issues

Ideal.
>female (female)
>weeb
>into art
>wants to be an equal in the relationship, just two people
>if fat, would like to use each other as motivation to lose weight
>okay with a simple existence, we both work part time or from home
>just enough money to keep a house, bills paid, and to put some away
>okay with just sort of existing in the same rooms, don't have to be doing something together at all times, everyday, forever
>not that we can't do things together, it just doesn't have to be everything
>doesn't care about having kids, but isn't completely against it if we change
>cute voice

These are unrealistic standards.

>>34857953
Me
>sad, autistic
>scared of normies
>complete lack of social skills
>at university studying computer science
>despite the fact I am in higher education, I am actually extremely dumb
>have a plethora of creative projects that I work on sporatically
>like vidya, music, and 4chan
>no friends or social life if 4chan doesn't count
>physically weak, 6'0", 6" dick, unshaven with eyebags
>only leave dorm room for snack restock and class
>catholic

Ideal gf
>loves me unconditionally
>catholic
>has similar interests
>has the social skills to make up for my lack thereof

Me
>borderline autistic femanon
>unironically has a waifu and wants a Gatebox home robot
>stripper
>wears pastel crazy cat lady clothes and wigs
>has disgusting degenerate fetishes
>only watches anime
>secretly racist against sandniggers and enjoys killing rats in my apartment
Her
>female
>likes anime and conventions
>not overweight
>also hates sandniggers

>>34859390
Jesus, you sound like a fucking mess

>>34859404
Yeah basically
How else would I be a female robot?

>>34859390
i dont think its going to work out

>>34859434
This is the first time I've actually been curious as to how one of you people ended up the way you did, pray tell anon

ITT: everyone wants a cute, thin, weeb girlfriend.

ITT: Everyone wants a manic pixie dream girl who will put up with their complete lack of redeeming qualities.

>>34859379
You actually might have a chance

>>34859497
Well, yeah. What did you expect? Everyone wanting overweight former stacies with repulsive normie personalities? It's a robot's ideal girlfriend thread.

me
>angry autist
>ocd
>empathic
>fucking annoying
>loves anime and vidya
>in good shape, abs, though sunken chest, decent looks
>wants an actual romantic relationship
>wants to travel

her
>cute
>petite or at least shorter than me
>likes anime
>genuinely cares
>wants to travel
>wants to cuddle

>>34859120
>>leftwing scum
>>moralfag
i can't stop laughing for some reason
kill yourself

>>34859523
What's the difference between him and almost every other exact same person in here?

>>34859390
What fetishes?

Also,
>femanon
>stripper

Why am I not surprised?

>>34859497
>>34859518
Fucking obviously.

>Ask people what their dream meal would be
>Surprised when people don't say reheated leftover lasagna

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>>34857953
Me:
>ugly
>fat
>old (wizard)
>stupid
>unkempt
>anxious and depressed to the point where unable to accomplish the smallest things
>work in a dead end job with no future (lives with mother)
>tons of health issues
>tons of mental issues including random outbursts
>probably unable to have sex at all

Her:
>2D or
>realistic doll (I can never afford it tho)

>>34859584
I mean it's just noteworthy that everyone is pretty much useless, and all pretty much have the same taste in women.

>>34859609
Normie guys would want a girl who's perfect too but likes partying instead of anime.

>>34859557
he has three things in a ideal gf and none of them include physical attributes - also his described about half the girls in my school

>>34859447
Yeah I am really hoping for a lot by wishing for a not obese biological female to have a relationship with
>>34859468
Not a lot of attention and was bullied by my parents as a kid, had like no friends as a kid so I basically raised myself on the internet, I was incredibly suicidal so right out of high school instead of going to college I became a stripper, and I have always liked pastel Jfashion clothes because they are what I actually like and I really don't give much of a fuck what normies think of me at this point
I don't trust basically anyone either and have an extremely fucked up sense f humor due to being on 4chan for years so I just stay here because it's nice and others here are similarly fucked up and bitter like I am
>>34859567
Slime and monster people, humiliating others, fetish for other girl's periods, fantasizing about literally orgasming to death, fantasizing about being beaten up, bullied, and humiliated by a sexy girl, etc

>>34859628
I don't know man, I want a girl who's cute, but I don't mind a little spice in my food. Everyone wants a sweet caring supportive girlfriend who likes anime and will put up with their NEET lifestyle

I made a list for some other thread a very log time ago, it was more or less like this

>close when it comes to age
>good person
>not religious
>doesn't abuse alcohol, smoke or do drugs
>has hobbies of his own, shares some hobbies with me
>likes trying new things (as opposed to always saying no because he thinks he won't like it)
>likes travelling and outdoors activities
>can cook and do basic shit like laundry and basic housekeeping
>can communicate, doesn't expect people to guess stuff
>shares similar views on relationships

It applies to me too

>>34859641
just hoping in general for a girl to have a certain body type already pushes it a bit, but it is your ideal type so its whatever.

>>34859641
Almost anyone would find you too fucked in the head.

At least you're hot. Wonder what you'd do if you were a dude.

>>34859665
I basically want an attractive female clone of myself.

>>34859700
Well that depends on how you define body type, there's a difference between that and just not wanting someone fat.

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Me
>Almost wizard age
>White
>Blue eyes
>Receding hairline
>Overweight
>NEET, on the bux
>Bad eyesight
>Gorilla tier body hair
>Meds have killed my sex drive
>Drink a lot
>Play garbage video games
>Gay

Him
>Not morbidly obese
>Plays video games
>Isn't mean
>Is okay with not doing butt stuff

is it just me or is everyones descriptions of themselves the most depressing thing to read?

>>34859753
It's not just you man, though part of the depressing nature is that there's echoes of myself in every one of these posts.

>>34859753
Robots tend to have low self esteem. Saying positive things about myself feels boastful and conceited.

>>34859542
Whoops, /pol/ detected.
>>34859252
I respect that.

>was Stirner actually blonde?

>>34859769
>>34859778
well at least everyones honest

>>34859725
i dont think u have a chance

>>34859778
Except that just ends up being a self fulfilling prophecy. You tell yourself you're worthless so you become worthless, on my worst days I used to think the same way, but you realize that's just an excuse to give up and not having to worry about living up to your own standards.

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>>34859712
>At least you're hot. Wonder what you'd do if you were a dude.
True as hell, I thought about that and I would probably just get a VR sex suit and live in anime fantasy land

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>>34859796
>I respect that.
Well thank you, my property.
>tfw no autism gf who also like marine biology

>>34859824
I feel I can't live up to any standards i set for myself. I can say I'm funny, but then I go all day without saying anything funny and I feel bad as a result.

>>34859873
That's because you expect things to be like the fiction you consume all the time and be instantaneous and perpetual. You forget that you're not a fictional character and your life isn't a pre written story. There are days where were in a funk, there are months where we stagnate, things aren't always going to be ideal, and things aren't just gonna happen.

>>34859914
I don't know what difference it makes. I try to be funny, I try to be friendly, but at the end of the day I'm on the outside looking in.

Can someone in this thread describe objectively what being "cute" means in a girl?

>>34859940
Improve and expose yourself to more people, you feel like an outsider because you think other people are living interesting gratifying lives that you aren't, what you don't realize is that normies are the same as you, they struggle with the same problems, they have the same insecurities, only problem is the understand they aren't some special case because of it, and they deal with.

>>34859958
Childlike facial features, basically. Pretty in less of a sexy way. Just Google
Cute girls.

>>34859940
You're just being a tumblr tier faggot right now by going "wah it doesn't MATTER!!!!!!!!!"

>>34859958
>small
>sweet
>innocent
>feminine
>submissive
>physically attractive in a rounded way, being sexy is physically attractive in a sharp way

>>34859958
"Not being a bitch"
"Being polite, kind and caring"
Is the closest I could give you to a general objective description. Acting like you have "purity" probably also counts i.e. not acting like a slut.
But cute is mostly subjective

>>34859999
Nice quints, but submissive is disgusting, not cute
>mfw normalfags on MY board still falling for the "submissive women" meme

>>34860015
I don't think you're using the word objectively correctly, cute is a physical description. I can find girls who are bitches to be cute. The only thing I think you got right is that they have a pure air to them.

>>34859999
I just mean I find it hard to imagine how anything would change if I started saying positive things about myself even if I couldn't live up to them.

>>34860032
I was talking about a cute personality, not a cute look. They are two different things.

i think there are a few different definitions of "cute" on here desu

>>34860036
It's psychologically, you think there for you are, you realize the positive traits you may have, then you piece together how those positive traits could make you happy, then eventually you realize what it is you want to do with your life.

>that tfw when cute

>>34859999
WITNESSED. True words tho

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>>34860028
I didn't fall for the submissive meme, I was just listing off what is generally seen as "cute"

>>34860036
Did you even read that other guys post about a self fulfilling prophecy? Telling yourself constantly that it wont get better, that you're horrible, that you can't do something, that something is going to be bad is preemptively setting the direction of the expected experience before even experiencing it. Regular and self hypnosis is actually a thing and all that is, is a relaxed and accepting state and having things told to you, telling yourself you're going to relax without the mental block of "even though I'm saying it, I'm not going to be able to do it anyway" means your almost 100% actually going to relax.

Your reasoning is also fucking stupid.
>I'm not allowed to say I'm funny because I'm not funny 24/7
No, that's not how it works. You don't even have an excuse beyond "nah can't do it lol I'll feel bad"

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Me
>19
>Asian (inb4 called racial slurs)
>Shy
>Kind
>Loner
>Look younger then 19
>ADHD
>Into PC Gaming
>Anime
>Nearsighted
>Smart about technology
>Down to earth
>Wants to help people in need
>Depressed but happy on outside
>Only has 2 friends

Her
>Not ugly
>Cute voice
>Petite
>Likes anime (doesn't have too)
>Wants to spend time with me
>Not afraid to kiss in public
>White or Asian
>Wants to have children

>>34860155
>without the mental block of "even though I'm saying it, I'm not going to be able to do it anyway"

How do you get past that?

Me:

>21 years old
>friends call me "Pure," "Innocent," "Sweet," "Dainty," "Old-fashioned," etc.
>incapable of anger
>virgin
>shy
>submissive irl, sexually dominant
>Never swear
>never smoke or do drugs
>rarely drink
>college student
>extremely depressed
>one bad day away from taking my own life
>trap
>blonde
>blue eyes
>curly hair

Her:

>woman
>anywhere from soft butch to lipstick lesbian
>doesn't hate trans people
>willing to deal with my depressive nonsense
>dominant irl, sexually submissive
>not dirt poor
>not disgustingly obese
>has a job
>Likes to cuddle/hold hands/touch
>any race

>>34860236
Just keep telling yourself the opposite like you keep telling yourself you're a fucking failure now and eventually your internal monologue will play that on repeat instead.

>>34860246
I likw how you snuck "trap" in there.

>>34860223
you might just have a chance since your young and have time to grow, and most of your traits aren't too cringe-worthy (compared to the other shit i read)

But that's now. When you're in your 20's the real test begins.

>>34860253
I meam the part that scoffs at the notion of not sucking, the voice behind the voice.

>>34860246
your ideal girl doesn't sound too far fetched - your chances seems high enough

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Me:
> 5'6''/132lbs
> ginger
> long hair
> have girlish mind
> effeminate, submissive
> have miniboobs
> pass, since 2016 /lgbt/passgen
> still have a boy voice
> work in tech, but my big hobby is drawing
> can cook following recipes
> sick, naive, alone, virgin, snicked hands
> kinda poor know more than two languages
> hate abrahamic religious fans

her/him:
> i don't really know
> maybe kind of strong or not, not overweight
> it's need to have specific face to be attractive to me
> also enjoy arts
> open mind
> can understand me ;-;
> vidya, books, music, whatever

>>34859526
Maybe. I know one guy who has similar character.
>>34859346
I think you have a chance.
>>34859176
You too.
>>34860246
Sensible claims, I think you have even more chances than you thought.

>>34859542
>implying leftists arent moralfags

they may follow different morality, but are still moralfags

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>>34860518
>I think you have a chance.
Thanks anon.

me
>22 m aus 6'5"
>clean
>really chilled out
>spend most of my free time in my house (live alone)
>i like to keep fit
>very social and love going for beers with mates
>smoke darts and do drugs semi regularly
>can spend days by myself and not even care

i dunno what i want ideal gf to be like, im pretty chill and have been with different types with both upsides and downsides.

gals tell me ur qualities pls

>>34860612
>it's another "Hey girls chad here" post
Fuck off to /soc/ you shitcunt bogan chad faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34860626
aw go away you pleb im far from norman

>>34860518
I'd be really into you if it wasn't for the whole underlying "I'm submissive you have to be dominant" thing even though I look the part.

Me:
>Work as a cook
>Went to culinary school
>Live alone
>Introverted but not socially retarded
>Like anime, openly
>Like bicycles more than I should
>Dislike cars
>Not as fat as I used to be
>Has a snake
I'm not a hippie. I just cant drive.

Her:
>Gets along with me
>Likes bikes
>Does not have, or ever want, a dog
>Is okay with living a wageslave life and sharing a shitty apartment

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>>34860612
Get OUT FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also the only girls on /r9k/ are the lowest of the fucking low either looks wise or mentally
Why you would be trying to pick up women here is beyond me

Me
>short
>boyish figure, somewhat anime looking
>virgin
>science art geek
>masters degree
>small business owner

Him
> supportive role
>red pilled
> need to be dedicated with mutual interests
> need to be into outdooring, hopefully with some skills that I do not possess, so I can learn from him
> I would want someone who is also a virgin. dont want a slut
> some one dependable
> inquisitive, curious, non manipulative, critical and skeptical

>>34860671
hahahah lol you thought i was here to pull chix cmon

>>34860612
>can spend days by myself and not even care
>it's a choice for him

Myself
>slightly on the spectrum
>conservative in politics
>introverted
>tall, broad shouldered.
>Engineering major
>moralfag
>Near obsessed with high fantasy/sci fi books

Her
>moralfag too
>centrist or conservative
>tall, a touch chubby
>interested in the family life
>strong willed
>good libido

>>34860518
Maybe I have more chances than I thought but I just can't make the first move. Which seems to make all the difference.

You sound really cute though. I'd say you'll find the right guy/girl soon.

>>34858887
>women
>being good people

>>34860626
How is that guy a Chad? He's posting here. He's probably an autistic NEET.

>>34860772
Anyone that's slightly happier with themselves than another robot is a normalfag, or even possibly a chad. At least, that's how the logic typically goes.

>>34860684
Where are you from?
I'm
>>34860665
I'm into outdoors shit. Less cycling outdoors, more looking for reptiles and such. I'm a reptile enthusiast but I only own a (non venomous and captive bred) snake now.

>>34860800
that seems like more of a you problem you fucken loser

>>34860801
I'm chinese. Actually also into field herping and a member of the reptile community. I actually did my masters in reptile anatomy, and go to most shows in my area.

I draw a lot too. Undergrad was an art, worked in the gaming industry for years on triple a.

Honestly if you're part of the US reptile community, you probably have me on Facebook already.

>>34860772
>6'5"
>fit
>"very social"
>has friends that he goes out with
>even goes out to bars
>drugs semi regularly
>lives on his own
>has had multiple gfs before

Yeah dude he's an autistic NEET lmao

Me

>tall
>well groomed beard
>blue eyes
>Nordic
>charismatic, but don't enjoy being overly social
>funny
>not religious, but can believe in ghosts
>not a smoker, don't do drugs, drink on occasion
>recently getting into cooking and baking
>enjoy anime, managing my homeservers and hiking
>travel a lot, often 4 trips abroad every year


Her

>cute
>slim or thicc
>kinky, or at least open
>has a sense of humor, doesn't get triggered by the word "jew"
>4'10" short or 6'2" tall, or anything in between she'd still be shorter than me either way
>enjoys cuddling on the couch watching anime

>>34860880
>US reptile community

are you guys furries

is that what this is

>>34860892
They like to be called scalies, anon.

>>34860880
>redpilled
>uses facebook

top memes

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

her:

not too fat or ugly or crazy or mean

thats about it

>>34860533
Work on yourself, and I bet you'll get that you want!

>>34860660
Uh, it's don't. I didn't mean that "you" have to be dominant, but I like it. If I correctly understand you.

>>34860752
> but I just can't make the first move
I know that feel and don't really know how to solve this.
> I'd say you'll find the right guy/girl soon.
Awwww~ thank you! But I think I have too bad character to make relationships with anyone.

>>34860880
I'm American, and live in Maryland.
I dont really do the community part because I'm not a very social person and I dont use facebook or anything. I just like finding and identifying wild animals and going to local shows. And autistically reading wikipedia articles and stuff.


>>34860892
We collect and observe reptiles. I keep a pet boa constrictor

>>34857953
>>>34860880
>>redpilled
>>uses facebook
>
>top memes

I run an online business. Made 20k off fb alone last year. It's a great marketing tool.

>>34860883
He sounds like a normie and junkie. Nothing you listed indicates Chad-like qualities. There is nothing to indicate he is successful in life or with girls.

>>34857953
me
>boring
>weird kinks (kind of)
>plays a lot of vidya
>watch anime on rare occasion
>narcissist
>babyface
>skinnyfat

what i want
>some chub is acceptable but not fat
>kind of cute
>similar interests

>>34860883
you are very triggered mate

>>34860945
Well, I'm the dominant/submissive guy, but that's good enough for me. If it helps, I'm pretty good at reading people, too.

You got any contact info? No stress, nothing has to happen, I'd just like to get to know you.

>>34860973
you sound very jealous of meh

ideal gf
>likes me

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>>34858265
>ambitious but lazy
>smart but lazy

Nigger you just have average/below average intelligence. If you were truly intelligent then you'd find a way to get over your laziness, which would improve your life guaranteed.

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I pondered about this question for a while and realized that I would be fine with anyone as long as they would never talk, the relationship would mostly be non-verbal communications but I think it would work

a mute girl would work, but I don't want to be a cripple chaser

>details about yourself
fuck off nsa

>>34858484
Date a landwhale.

>>34860975
Forgot to mention that her being lazy + unambitious too would be nice.

>>34857953
>>>34860880
>I'm American, and live in Maryland.
>I dont really do the community part because I'm not a very social person and I dont use facebook or anything. I just like finding and identifying wild animals and going to local shows. And autistically reading wikipedia articles and stuff.
>
>
>>>34860892
>We collect and observe reptiles. I keep a pet boa constrictor

I live in California. You should get on Facebook and join some reptile groups. They're full of good people.

Personally, reading Wikipedia articles is not that autistic. I read Journal articles. heh

You sound okay, I wish you lived closer I'm always looking for herping buddies. My area has wild rubber boas, Pacific giant salamanders, and lots of garter species.

>>34861035
you sound like some sort of creep with your reptiles maybe cool it

>>34860891
If you're all of those things then why are you here??? Gtfo normie???

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>>34858265
>ambitious but lazy
that impossible. you're not ambitious if you're lazy, you're just lazy you FAG

>>34860891
why dont you do drugs homo

>>34861035
All I ever seem to find is musk turtles, skinks and rat snakes. I never go to far from the city I live in though.

I'd like to talk to you more often though. Maybe if you ever find yourself in the DC/Baltimore area we could talk in person. I live like an hour from both.
Do you have a throwaway email or a skype?

>>34861050
Thats a good thing. I used to have 5 but I could give them the proper care with how much I work schedule.

>>34861073
Scared. Tried edibles once and didn't like it, and I'm afraid of inhaling smoke from a joint. Anything stronger I'm definitely afraid of.

>>34861056
I'm definitely not a normie. Despite all that I have very few friends, and I'm incapable of approaching girls irl. If I know them I can communicate decently well, but I can't go further than friendship, and if it's a complete stranger I just sperg out.

>>34860748
conservatism is dying. gl mate.

>>34861113
>very few friends

I don't have a single fucking friend and I have all these qualities. >>34860975

I repeat, gtfo normie. Lanklets can't be robots.

>>34861113
if youre scared on an edible then you probably too much of a bishh to do anything harder, sorry bro

>>34861130
By very few I mean literally 2 friends that I see maybe 6 times a year. I spend most of my time at home.

I'm also a babyface for the record, but I was blessed with good facial hair to hide it. I have some good luck, but I'm far from a normie.

>>34861139
That's pretty much what I said in my post, yeah. I wasn't scared by the edibles, I just didn't like the effect it had on me.

>>34861175
if youre tall then you have literally no excuse to be on here. see a therapist/read a book on socializing and youll drown in pussy. simple.

>>34861200
You don't understand though. I'm not tall here where I live. I'm just like most other guys, except they're even more handsome and well-developed in addition to being tall. Height is the norm here, and you're nothing if that's all you got going for you.

I will admit that I get a little attention in the US though, and could probably pick up girls there if I worked on my socializing. I don't want a long distance relationship though, I want to meet a qt nordic girl

>>34861088
ehhh.... not really comfortable posting my information on here. Especially when I already outed myself as a woman.

If you ever join any reptile communities or groups on Facebook, just ask for the "girl that does the snake skeletons" I'm pretty well known anybody will be able to point me out.

I think in general, you should get on Facebook and join some field herping groups in your area. There's some really good ones and you meet tons of neat people in there who have similar interests. You'll get to go on trips with other people too. Lots of single girls in field herping too, because honestly if you have a hobby like that it's really hard to find people who share it.

Try it out. I promise you it's worth it. Even if you don't find people you like, you still would have found a ton of animals that you enjoy.

>>34858119
God is beyond things like gender,you fucking protestantcuck.

>>34861200
You're an idiot. Most robots are tall. Taller means more likely to be a virgin.

>>34860975
>>34861034

>tfw this thread will die without a single person letting me know if i have a chance

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>>34861264
Weak bait.

dksfj

>>34861246
Thats why I said or a throwaway email.
Its all good though. I might do that, but I'm a bit shy for anything in groups. Might be nice to chat online though.

Let's bait.

Me:
>5'7"
>good looks
>social
>well paid job
>adventurous and outgoing

Her:
>tall
>thicc
>big tits
>into vidya and animu
>smart and career driven
>nice
>submissive in bed

>>34861275
It's actually a fact. But thanks for playing.

>>34861298
>fact

Yeah look at all those short Chads slaying. No need to try and compensate, tall man's syndrome fags.

Source: fax

>>34861291
Nope. Hop on HRT manlet.

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170 cm
Social anxiety (I'm trying to overcome it every day).
The thing is - I love girls, I want a girl who looks like this (this one is a trap doe), but at the same time I don't, because I hate myself and I don't deserve good things. That's why I like 2D, they won't look at you and judge. Relationships are stupid, but at the same time I want a cute girl.

>>34861279
I'm not too interested in online chatting, sorry my job keeps me busy.

But if you do one thing, just join some groups and sit in there and watch . after a while you get to posting and such. Take some pictures of your boa, and then posted in "boa constrictor Aficionado" to show her off. Join" field herping" the group and post photos of the animals that you find. People are going to be excited and pretty soon other people will start asking to go herping with you. If somebody posts a herping trip, join and see what you find!

Do it. You're going to meet a lot of nice people that way. And definitely some girls that are interested in those things.

>>34861339
This is the most boring exchange I've ever witnessed.

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>>34857953
First of all, if you're going to wait for the ideal gf to come along, you'll be alone for a very, very long time.
You're going to have to settle in some areas

Second, let me post myself and my realistically achieveable gf
>introvert
>do enjoy going outside and hanging out with actual human beans
>usually play mtg and dnd with a bunch of friends
>go sporting 3 times a week to stay fit
>study electrical engineering/computer science(dual study)
>enjoy vidya
>dark humor

GF
>sweet
>a little naive, but intelligent
>carefree
>a little on the thicker side
>touchy feely towards me in a cute way
>at the very least not averted to vidya
>dark humor to match

I'm just the regular cyborg: 30yo, lack of empathy toward humans, no gf, no friends, no job and milfs hunter because is easier than demanding young girls. My life has no meaning, all I do is bareback middle age women, play Torchlight II and looks like I will be an college student next five years.

Ideal gf? I lost the only girl I loved due my insecurity, low self-esteem. Today all I have is milfs to cum inside without condom, games to play and this board.

>>34861354
it's kind of cute, really.

I wish they got together after this one.

>>34861313
You don't leave the basement much, do you? Guys of all heights are slaying pussy. And basement-dwelling robot virgins are overwhelmingly tall. This was a proven fact. All your wishful thinking doesn't change facts.

me
>20 f
>quiet
>likes reading
>like to be girly
>very petite
>raspy voice
>uni student

ideal man
>chad in public, qt shy boy in private
>cuddlez
>motivated and doing something with life
>knows how to treat girls (sorta)

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>>34861354
It's pretty pleasant actually.

>>34861339
I'll do it tomorrow.
Have a photo of him. It's a bit old though.

>>34860945
>Work on yourself, and I bet you'll get that you want!
Thanks anon. It's just hard to find consistent motivation to do it rather than one day of the week being "Yeah, it's time to change now!"

You seem nice, surprising that you haven't gotten a bf already.

>>34861387
>guys of all heights

Have you ever seen a guy below 5'6" slaying? Didn't think so.

Nice "fact" anon.

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>>34861393
>motivated and doing something with life

I could probably meet all of your requirements except for this one. I wish there was a single girl on Earth who is actually lazy and unambitious and also doesn't care if her boyfriend is.

>>34861435
i pretty much mean if you have a job lol

>>34861415
>Have you ever seen a guy below 5'6" slaying? Didn't think so.

Of course I have. Everyone has. If you haven't, you are either lying or never leave the basement.

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>>34861393
Ayy what if you're doing something with your life but you don't want to?

Also, define "knows how to treat girls"

>>34861393
It'd help if you posted your location

>>34861465
knows how to treat girls = not a pussy and doesnt fold to everything

>>34861394
Oooh hes got some pastel in him? He's a nice-looking tail there.
I had two normal females at one point. Both rescues, nothing as nice.

I think you're going to like the reptile community. It's full of awesome people united by this offbeat hobby.

>>34861478
I got a pretty good right hook does that count?

>>34861471
i am from australia

>>34857953
me
>shut in
>introvert
>massive faggot
>really dominant in most situations
>6'1
>curly black hair (ringlets)
>pale and fairly reddish around nose and knuckles
>not very muscular, a little bit more on the skinnier side
>extremely insecure
>pretend I care about peoples problems
>I listen more than I speak
>everyone thinks I have friends when in reality they're all just acquaintances that ask me for some fucking sugar every now and then since they ran out
>EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE
>love comfy situations, like snuggling or eloping
>vidya master
>quite a clean freak, constantly sanitize my hands
>a bit of a weeb
>gets sick almost all the time

her
>shorter than me
>as long as she isn't a fucking fatass or a skeleton I don't care about her figure
>kinda pale cutish face
>enjoys same subjects as I do
>flustered easily
>high sex drive
>loves comfy situations
>also a vidya master, but not as good as me
>long hair with a natural colour (no dye)
>likes anime
>can easily initiate conversation with me
>fairly submissive
>flat chested is nice, but I'll still enjoy any other size
>makes sure her body is clean and her lower regions are completely free of hair
>doesn't get sick often
>std free
>really affectionate
>often pulls off a masquerade when confronted with social situations and just rolls with the punches but completely opens up to me without the need to hide any emotional problems

>>34861461
I never have and most people haven't. It is a fact. Sorry manlet.

>>34861458
I'm 19 and have been job hopping for the past year or so. Does that count?

>>34861494
Bet it's either Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide or brisvegas
>tfw no small qld city gf

>me
>baby face
>social anxiety
>really socially awkward
>skinny

>her
>dominant
>motherly
>chubby

>>34861514
perth actually, but dont hold that against me lol

>>34861487
He's a central american hypo.
I was worried about size when I got him so I passed on the larger localities and females.
Looking at him closely makes me think he's mostly Nicaraguan, but he's probably a mutt.

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>>34861524
How's it going Allora

>>34861551
haha nyorn cuz you lublycing

>>34861499
You are a liar or a basement-dweller. This is a fact. Sorry, virgin lanklet.

>>34861322
>took the bait despite the warning

I was describing my actual gf.

>>34861593
Fuck can't understand abo
But WA is a hole

>>34861537
huh okay.... ask in the boa group, they'd be interested.

Yeah some of localities are insane. I always thought the males stay the small, until I saw a Guyana male that was 8 ft and 30 lbs. (?!!) My female got to be 6 feet and never seem to calm down. I'm only five two, so she basically became unmanageable because of how strong she was.

I'm headed out, good night and best of luck to you. I'm sure you're going to find some cool reptile people in your area. If you're around in the reptile groups, you'll probably see me again at some point.

>>34861716
Sleep well.
Hopefully I run into you again.

>>34861604
>manlet
>having a gf

Good one.

>>34861755
How can you have missed the daily facts about how most virgin robots are tall?

>>34861795
This man is speaking truth
t. 189cm tall man

>>34861755
No man under 6' has ever had a gf or sex or reproduced. Fact.

>>34861844
I know a 5'9 turbochad
I am a virgin
t. 189cm boy

>>34858183
are you me? You seem hyper-self-aware

me
>easygoing, sometimes apathetic
>tall
>okay at guitar and singing
>shy
>likes leaving the state just cause
>poor as fucking shit

her
>reads
>likes music to some degree

>>34861412
i think you don't need motivation.
JUST