You know it's true. Reddit has won the Internet, good sir.
>9gag
obv bait so no (you)
>>34893600
Shut up retard, this isn't bait
Goddamnit I hate nu-r9k fags
>Retarded third eye pineal gland meditation joe rogan dmt fucking brain bullshit
I just met a girl in real life who browses /r9k/.
She let me borrow her laptop and her browser history is full of /r9k/ threads.
She's also a 7/10 and single.
What do I do? She's not here right now because she's offline on facebook.
If she's not a virgin forget about her.
>>34893440
>on /r9k/
>roastie
>7/10
>has and uses Facebook
Tell her to drink bleach.
>>34893440
>uses r9k
>uses fb
You sure you aren't just attractive op ?
I've seen recently many women wearing these. What do they mean by this?
>>34893186
I've talked backwards recently too. What did I mean by that
Mods should simply delete these threads, they're nothing but spam at this point
>>34893186
What the fuck do you think it means virgin?
What's the best free app for meditation?
>>34893154
Why the fuck would you need an app to meditate? What the fuck does the app even do? Shut your eyes and just do it pussy.
>>34893163
I like guided meditations.
>>34893183
doesn't that defeat the purpose? How can you clear your mind if you're being """GUIDED"""
How much do normies know? Are they more redpilled than they let on but simply don't talk about it for fear of risks to their social status or possibly hurting someone's feelings?
What if way more people actually see through society's bullshit than they let on but they just don't talk about it?
Sometimes I wonder if it's like a game and the ones in charge are just trying to see how much they can get away with and how long normies will pretend to go along with it
Read my thread you fucking faggots
Sometimes when im drunk
Also whats your general issue you want others to adress?
> Radical(and not radical) Islam is our enemy
> Supports radical Judaism
Dumpfs BTFO.
>>34892929
>decedents will all be Jewish within one generation
>staunch supporter of Israel and Zionism for longer than most of us have been born
>employs mostly Jews in the higher echelons of his company
3D chess
>>34893013
It seems more like jews beat the other world in 1d chess.
>>34892929
Heh my country wins once again.
God dammit Im fucking sick for the first time in 5 years
>runny nose
>freezing cold
>fever
>painful cough
Fuck my life Im not a child anymore why am I sick
because you are weak and genetically inferior.
>tfw can't remember the last time i was sick
>tfw pretty sure i'm immortal
>>34892875
it just hit me last night while I was sleeping
The fever caused me to have a vivid "tfw no gf" dream
end me
>>34892953
just go do some cocaine or shoot some smack like a man and get on with your life
Top 10 New School Rappers:
1. lil peep
2. Nef the Pharaoh
3. Vince Staples
4. Noname
5. Trapo
6. XXXTENTACION
7. Young M.A
8. Lil Yachty
9. Young Thug
10. $ki Mask the Slump God
This is objectively true.
>young ma
one hit wonder
>lil yachty
no
>young thug
no
Haven't listened to the others except vince staples, trash list, kill yourself.
>>34892766
>1. lil peep
that guy with so much autotune?
>6. XXXTENTACION
Yep.
>8. Lil Yachty
I dont really like his music..but yea 50/50
>10. $ki Mask the Slump God
Yes
>>34892766
>>>/mu/
here you belong ding dong !
The racism is so blantant.
>>34892670
they're fully aware she loses the fake tan as she gets better, they just want to stir shit up and pretend she's really black at the beginning
>>34892670
Does this mean that trump is a poc
>>34892711
FOUR
DIMENSIONAL
CHESS
Every British citizen is CUTE! edition
First for our glorious leader: Oswald Mosley
Second for log cabins in the mountainous woodlands.
>>34892606
third for BASED NA
All names that start with B are beta
Prove me wrong
Brad is a alpha name
gg nice try /thread
>>34892365
Bruce seems like a decent name.
Brad...Chad's best friend and fellow pussyslayer
ITT : post secrets and none normal ways you make money.
>find pedos on "kid" chatrooms.
>or make a fake account of a qt girl on facebook (for some reason if you make a fake account on facebook you get a lot of horny guys adding you)
Any ways
>find a pedo
>get screen caps of him being pedo "usually them saying their age and my age and them saying what they want to do to "me" "
>if its a facebook i get their info like phone number or family names
>if its on a "kids" chat room i ask them to watch me on skype or something, or ask for emails
>sometimes people give out their real emails and i can find their facebook
>if they add me on skype i can also find their email or i can trace IP
tell them the info i have on them and explain how i will report them, tell their family (the family part really gets to people) or report their IP to the police or their ISP, only if they don't pay me X amount of bitcoin.
>>34892238
My Grandmother left me her fully paid off house and I live a NEET life in it and I rent out the basement to Wagecucks for 1000 freedombucks a month to pay for utilities property tax and HOA fees and my inexpensive NEET lifestyle.
Sometimes I get a partime Wagie job if I get bored or want even more spending money. Every year I usually put away around 10k into savings. I have about 70k saved up so far and will soon put 50K toward a downpayment on another house to rent out to another poor Wagie who will pay the monthly morgage, Utilities, HOA and tax
I'll probably form an LLC that will "own" both of my houses so I can write almost everything off as expenses and pay even less in taxes
I'm set for life
I love you Grandma!
>wait until recycle day
>go through everyone's bins for anything you can return for a deposit (ber bottles, milk jugs, etc)
>take them all in
Used to do it when I was homeless so I could get food.
>>34892408
goddamnit, I see poorfags do that sometimes on my street and this is supposed to be a good neighborhood. Shit, this country is going to the dogs.
Why do normalfags worship their coffee and why do they say "don't talk to me until i have my coffee"?
>>34892014
because it wakes us up. It's hard to have a good morning without coffee. I drink it every morning. If I don't have my coffee, I can't function.
>>34892014
I hate this too
REEEEEE
>tfw coffee doesn't wake you up anymore
I truly am dead
>tfw no dancing qt gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKR7f63alAk
>>34892001
Now in chocolate flavor
>>34892001
why doesnt she just wear pants
>>34892050
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
kkk
Ayy can we get a /drugs/ thread going in here?
Your:
>favourite drug
>least favourite drug
>most used drug
acid
4 aco dmt
marijuana for me
I'm high on the weed and the xanny and I find it uncanny that there's so much poonanee
>>34891979
crack cocaine mixed with heroin, or acid
PCP
weed
power to you anon, i wouldnt worry about it too much, you might be the next steve jobs
>or, just another cooked cunt who thinks they can see the fabric of reality
either is fine desu
>>34891979
BTW high and listening to some classic juicy j, smokin and rollin
>>34892040
kek yeah I'm mostly just high as a fucking kite like all the time, it's ridiculous
showed up to college class high as a kite on a friday and was a little drunk too and I ended up puking all over the qt grill that sat next to me
twas a fucking disastor
>>34891979
LSD
Xanax
Methamphetamine
High as tits on some crystal, gonna be a good day