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I just met a girl in real life who browses /r9k/. She let me

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I just met a girl in real life who browses /r9k/.
She let me borrow her laptop and her browser history is full of /r9k/ threads.
She's also a 7/10 and single.
What do I do? She's not here right now because she's offline on facebook.
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If she's not a virgin forget about her.
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>>34893440
>on /r9k/
>roastie
>7/10
>has and uses Facebook

Tell her to drink bleach.
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>>34893440
>uses r9k
>uses fb

You sure you aren't just attractive op ?
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>>34893471
She's probably not. She's very innocent and naive.
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this makes me feel feels i dont want to

normiebook slash johnbcrist/videos/1001393156662430/
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>>34893440
>Facebook
I can tell you right now, she isn't a fembot. Just another normie ruining the place.
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>>34893440
Tell her to get off this board
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any girl who posts here is a buttslut whore sociopath
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>>34893440
wow, score

if youre lucky she might show you her dick
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>>34893440

does she wear a choker? because that's implied consent.
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>>34893440
I know a lot "normal" people who used to browse various boards, I didn't even know that in my country so many normans know that hellsite
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>>34894016
they know it and they've browsed it once but not as regular as "non-normals"
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>>34893814
Yes how did you know.
She also wears make up a lot
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What you do OP, is you take a deep breath, put whatever fantasies and preconceptions you've mentalized of her in perspective, and realize that even if she browses r9k, she's still a nasty roastie that will put out for Chad at the drop of a hat, like every other woman in existence. This is not necessarily a condemnation of her character or our society, only the slow and painful process of maturation; of realizing that none of us can truly deny our biological imperative. In other words, check yourself before you wreck your self.
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tell her to piss off, fucking attention whores cant just give us one place to be alone together.
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Let's keep this thread alive long enough for op's onitis to see it
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>>34893440
Ask her how big her dick is.
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>>34893440
the fact that i'm offline facebook doesn't mean that i'm not browsing r9k. Anyway, i think we should fuck...
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>>34895965
check your fb ;)
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Show her that you are the supreme gentleman and shoot up her school
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>>34893749
Keyword: "buttslut"
I think you can Handel the rest anon my boy
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WOMEN ARE *NOT* ALLOWED ON THIS BOARD
IF YOU ARE A WOMAN AND YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW, THEN PLEASE
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34893440
Just bring up in conversation that you browse 4chan and use that as a jumping off point, start a conversation and if you guys click ask her out
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>>34893440
Well look at the kinda threads she usually is in
And based off of that....ignore her
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>>34894359
Shit man she sounds used up
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>>34896241
>using the word "click" unironically
back to normiebook you go
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Wow this thread is still up.

>>34895173
Probably. There's actually a guy I know who's a semi-chad who I think also likes her. He's into introverted girls like her.

>>34896111
We go to the same uni.

>>34896241
Too much of a pussy to do this, at least right now. Maybe when we're really good friends then I'll try to ask her out. I actually like her and I desperately want a gf.

>>34896263
I should've done that. I was too shocked to actually go check what threads she was on.

>>34896273
Not me. She doesn't wear a choker and I don't think she uses any make up.
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>>34896402
>Fembot thread
>chad thread
>bbc thread
>sissy thread
I BET
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>>34896402
>Chad likes her
>You likes her

Just give up you have already lost. She'll rather be his third rate cocksleeve than be with you
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