I just met a girl in real life who browses /r9k/.
She let me borrow her laptop and her browser history is full of /r9k/ threads.
She's also a 7/10 and single.
What do I do? She's not here right now because she's offline on facebook.
If she's not a virgin forget about her.
>>34893440
>on /r9k/
>roastie
>7/10
>has and uses Facebook
Tell her to drink bleach.
>>34893440
>uses r9k
>uses fb
You sure you aren't just attractive op ?
>>34893471
She's probably not. She's very innocent and naive.
this makes me feel feels i dont want to
normiebook slash johnbcrist/videos/1001393156662430/
>>34893440
I can tell you right now, she isn't a fembot. Just another normie ruining the place.
>>34893440
Tell her to get off this board
any girl who posts here is a buttslut whore sociopath
>>34893440
wow, score
if youre lucky she might show you her dick
>>34893440
does she wear a choker? because that's implied consent.
>>34893440
I know a lot "normal" people who used to browse various boards, I didn't even know that in my country so many normans know that hellsite
>>34894016
they know it and they've browsed it once but not as regular as "non-normals"
>>34893814
Yes how did you know.
She also wears make up a lot
What you do OP, is you take a deep breath, put whatever fantasies and preconceptions you've mentalized of her in perspective, and realize that even if she browses r9k, she's still a nasty roastie that will put out for Chad at the drop of a hat, like every other woman in existence. This is not necessarily a condemnation of her character or our society, only the slow and painful process of maturation; of realizing that none of us can truly deny our biological imperative. In other words, check yourself before you wreck your self.
tell her to piss off, fucking attention whores cant just give us one place to be alone together.
Let's keep this thread alive long enough for op's onitis to see it
>>34893440
Ask her how big her dick is.
>>34893440
the fact that i'm offline facebook doesn't mean that i'm not browsing r9k. Anyway, i think we should fuck...
>>34895965
check your fb ;)
Show her that you are the supreme gentleman and shoot up her school
>>34893749
Keyword: "buttslut"
I think you can Handel the rest anon my boy
WOMEN ARE *NOT* ALLOWED ON THIS BOARD
IF YOU ARE A WOMAN AND YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW, THEN PLEASE
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34893440
Just bring up in conversation that you browse 4chan and use that as a jumping off point, start a conversation and if you guys click ask her out
>>34893440
Well look at the kinda threads she usually is in
And based off of that....ignore her
>>34894359
Shit man she sounds used up
>>34896241
>using the word "click" unironically
back to normiebook you go
Wow this thread is still up.
>>34895173
Probably. There's actually a guy I know who's a semi-chad who I think also likes her. He's into introverted girls like her.
>>34896111
We go to the same uni.
>>34896241
Too much of a pussy to do this, at least right now. Maybe when we're really good friends then I'll try to ask her out. I actually like her and I desperately want a gf.
>>34896263
I should've done that. I was too shocked to actually go check what threads she was on.
>>34896273
Not me. She doesn't wear a choker and I don't think she uses any make up.
>>34896402
>Fembot thread
>chad thread
>bbc thread
>sissy thread
I BET
>>34896402
>Chad likes her
>You likes her
Just give up you have already lost. She'll rather be his third rate cocksleeve than be with you