/britfeel/

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First for our glorious leader: Oswald Mosley

Second for log cabins in the mountainous woodlands.

>>34892606
third for BASED NA

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>>34892606
Absolutely glorious. A true leader to the English people.

When did you lads stop trying to fit in. I realised that the thing making me unhappy was wanting to be normal but not being able to. For some reason though, I recently just stopped caring. The things most people care and talk about are boring as fuck. Think I'm just gonna focus on bettering myself in solitude forever and forget humans, except you guys, you guys are cool.

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>tfw your friend can't handle the bants and gets upset with you and now he won't talk to you

>>34892668
Did Steve Jobs steal his look?

>>34892688
Solitude gets very lonely lad, trust me.

>>34892668
Give me a quick rundown on the guy second to the right.

>>34892704
What did you say to monica?

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>>34892554
cute my arse

>>34892668
can't lie that's aesthetic as f u c k

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>>34892688
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

13 years ago.

>>34892710
once he improves upon himself he can return, no?

>>34892710
Not if you don't give a fuck about anything and see no point in the typical motivations of mortals it doesn't. It's fucking heaven on earth.

>>34892668
>These guys walk up to your gf in the club and convince her to join the British Union of Fascists
What do?

>>34892760
You can never return. It's too late.

>>34892710
it's lonely if you don't do anything, if you're alone busy working towards your goals and your life purpose you won't be

>>34892688
when i was about 15. i realized that my out look on life, interests etc dont fit in to the norm. i do my own thing now.

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>>34892554
thanks mate, i do try.
>>34892688
i tried in uni halls for first year and it was the worst year of my life, i really hated those normies.

might play some vidya and have an early one, no online lads on so its a comfy alone night i guess.

>>34892710
I guess I should elaborate. I'll still associate with people when I need to, and talk to close friends. I've stopped caring about expectations and the opinions of the "Normie's". None of it matters. I've always felt as if I'm being forced into living a certain way, and its made me weak. Everywhere I go I wear a mask, afraid if showing my true face. This is is no way to live and was killing me on the inside for so long. From now on I'll bee myself.

>>34892710
thats why you become friends with other rejects, like me, all of my friends are wierdos

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Proper British

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>>34892771
>implying we wouldn't already be joined

>>34892857
Who is that tramp? Heard PJW mention her earlier.

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>>34892890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE

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>>34892890
Literally and originally read the filename

https://www.16personalities.com/country-profiles/united-kingdom

the compare to another country feature is really interesting lads

>see a girl on tinder
>she matches with me
>really cute and exactly my type in looks and personality
>lives in the same town

but I'm to much of a fucking pussy to message her. why am i like this? ugly dumb chavs can talk to girls easily.

who here would actually join a political party if it consisted of societal rejects?

Dunno what's got into me lads, but the last two weeks I've been feeling really ill. Probably the worst chesty cough of my life, and I feel oddly drugged up and empty. I'm having extremely paranoid, catastrophic thoughts, to the point where I'm mentally planning various contingency plans to save myself from what I perceive to be threats (fellow students at uni).

I feel so out of sorts that I'm starting to wonder if I was mildly spiked, or if the Zoloft I was briefly taking but decided to stop using had some kind of permanent effect on my brain.

>>34892916
Disgusting. Glad I've never heard of her before.

>>34892957
Politics is for normies

>>34892971
Get out foriegner.

>>34892957
/britfeel/ party?
who would be the leader out of these threads, it would be chaos

Good cunting god. It's absurd how the arrival of a new 'housemate' can fuck things up.

>>34892980
dont know about that one. most normies hate politics. hitler wasnt a normie.

>>34892987
we would have to hold an election, or maybe the chosen one would come to us.

>>34892926
I did read the filename you monumental spastic that's why I said I'd heard PJW mention her name earlier.

I don't watch television or listen to brainwashing frequencies plebs like you call "the radio" so I don't know who the hell she is even if I now know her name.

>>34892990

tru dat.

lived with a disgusting hambeast for a year once, never cleaned up after herself.

put me off women entirely, if i'm honest.

>>34892688
When I was 20, which made me also decide to live by myself. How do you cope on your own? I'm an only child and my parents were at work all the time so I'm fine alone Kind of, if you think an excessive drinking habit is a sign that I can't actually cope on my own.

I gave up when I lost all of my friends and found that I really don't seem to get along with many people, so I withdrew myself.

>>34892985
I'm an Englishman, an Englishman who's proud of being oblivious to all this pop shit you livestock.

>>34893020
which candidate offers the most boi p u c c i

anyone interested in setting up a micronation?

>>34893063
Youre not fooling anyone achmed. Lily is pure Britain distilled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

>>34893088

Yes

PM me the details

>>34893078
boi p u c c i
now that's something i could get behind

>>34893098
Sounds like a spastic with a faked common accent and I want to kick her head in. I hate modern Britain. Fuck this whole place and fuck you too.

t. White Englishperson

>>34893060
I'm 23 and still live with my parents. I need to move out as I feel as if its keeping me a child. Its weird, my parents are cool but I feel as if their influence still spreads to me and prevents me growing as my own person. I also feel incredibly complacent and its stifling my desire to learn.

How much better off were you after moving out?

>>34893137
Keep up the lies achmed and maybe you'll eventually become english.

>>34893078
now your just being, silly lad, no messing about. we want to take over the world, dont we? we do need a group slag though.

>>34893078
yes, and this is why we need a political party to settle disputes, and secretly plot to take over more Territory

seriously though, i would be up for that.

>>34893137
how could you be black and english?
>just because a dog is born in a barn, doesn't make it a horse

>>34893151
>group slag
ok so we have junlad for that.

leader position might be tricky, i propose sneklad

>>34893155
I'm white.

Fuck you.

>>34893171
>we have junlad for that.

true

>leader position might be tricky, i propose sneklad

well he can surely be a candidate

i think our leader needs to be strong, wise, and most importantly have a cute bum.

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would you join a spiritual monastic brotherhood order and live in the isolated wilderness if a western equivalent existed?

>>34892916
She was much cuter when she just made music.

>>34893191
sorry lad, i wasn't calling (You)
black.
i was just making the point somebody can't be black and english.
i wasn't meaning (You).

>>34893261
i would consider it.

>>34893261
only if the anon i have a crush on joins me

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>>34891971 (You)
>Anon comes in
>says he wants to be a 'big guy'
>asks for some steroids
>give him lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34893243
sneklad is strong and wise i'm sure however i haven't seen his bum bum so i can't vouch for that
we need tgo set up a po box so anons can write in their nominations

>>34893261
Depends, can you leave at any time or is it one of those life time spiritual bond ordeals

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>Started no-fap
>Lifting 3-4 times a week
>Feeling anger/hate return to me and trying to use it for motivation
>Trying to discipline myself and limit my gaming and read this fucking math workbook so I can finally get a decent fucking GCSE for the 3rd fucking time.
>walked into a lamp post while looking at my phone and 2 girls saw me and laughed
>Shit introverted anti-social personality but trying to be more social.
>manlet
>not giving up anyway
>desire to win against other people is higher than ever

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT LADS, I DON'T CARE IF YOU CALL ME A KEK, I WILL FINISH COLLEGE, GET THE GRADES I WANT AND I WILL GET A JOB, I WON'T BE BENEFITS SCUM.

>>34893303
it's great you're trying to improve yourself but don't put down people on bennies mate

prolonged eye contact with female strangers: good or bad?

i do it too often i think

>>34893320
People on bennies ARE scum though

>>34893323
reminds how i literally made eye contact with somebody cute who opened the door for me and then spent the next hour dreaming of our life together

>>34893261
Yes I would. But only if they were Zennists or Taoist sorcerers.

Got 2 (two) works nights out this month. Wish people would stop inviting me to these.

I am forced to go otherwise I'll be labelled as "not a team player" and sacked most likely. Wish I could just stay at home and take drugs in my room. The norms love drinking but the hangover is never worth it.

>>34893342
there are always going to people who live on benefits. its inevitable because there are not enough jobs.

>>34893323
Depends if you are attractive or not. You could vary from serial killer to cute guy depending on your answer

>>34893323
Obviously pretty bad. Are we talking at a bus stop or something?

>>34893261
anything for a new group of friends

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>>34893320
>>34893342
>>34893373
I'm not man I will be on Jobseekers for a while too after college.

I did not mean to come across that way.

But I HATE the way people look at me as I walk into the dole office.

You know when you get that look from people who try to shame you and basically try to put you down and get you to admit that your worthless scum.

It's like the whole fucking world is against me.

All this shit does is make me even more anxious and depressed and thus makes it harder to get a job.

LIFT someones spirits higher, make them want to win for once. Don't fucking put them down.

Fuck job centre staff.

>>34893373
Not enough jobs you want to do, you mean

>>34893261
>live without the internet
Fuck no

>>34893294
he sounds like a potential leaders then, lad.

>set up a po box

good idea. im sure there are people practicing their speeches right now.

>>34893377
No, people in hallways, or down the street, on the bus, in cafeterias, etc

>>34893376
I've been called both good looking, ugly, and generic by different people
I'm not extremely masculine. If I am good looking, then I'm closer to being a prettyboy

>>34893393
Is your jobcentre mostly staffed by pakis and fat women?

>>34893342
You're scum as well. Ignorant, parasitic, viral scum.

>>34893144
Well it's been a mixed bag. I definitely prefer living alone and not having many people to have to think about or even see all the time. I enjoy the isolation. However if I was living with other people I would not have the luxury of getting fucked up alone anytime I want, so it works both ways I guess. If you feel you can cope go for it laddo. A bonus would be that you don't like to get fucked up alone, then I guess living alone is for you.

Lads let's not call each other scum for silly reasons.

It's a very toxic attitude and you've been listening to the tories/yanks too much

>>34893432
ALL fat women.

The security gives me dirty looks like I'm scum too.

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>>34893171
i accept my role, and will try my very best.

>>34893408
>Not enough jobs you want to do, you mean

nah, there literally isnt. there is like 1 job per 5 people. you should look into. in a capitalistic society, there are always going to be jobs unavailable. im going to uni right now, and i plan on getting a job. i dont want to be on benefits. im just saying that there will always be people on benefits, unless there is some massive economic revolution.

>>34893459
The culture of the UK is all about calling groups we don't like as 'scum'

comes from every direction

>>34893303
you get good at maths by solving questions not reading

Kinda bored lads.


Should i play kknd2 crossfire or cnc generals?

Already played mythology, starcrap and war3 and red alert to death

>>34893408
>I'm such a good slave I don't even realise I've been conditioned my whole life to be cartdonkey

Kill yourself, Serf.

>>34893463
They just hate you because your young enough to potentially have a good life while they're stuck in a shit job and a gross body.

>>34893485
>1 job per 5 people
I just googled it and it says the unemployment rate is only 5%. Telling porkies there lad.

>>34893409
>Not realising the internet is insignificant next to the power of nothingness where you can literally browse the entire universe with just your mind.

Pleb.

>>34893494
row row fite da powah

good lad

to be fair if you're not earning over 35,000 pounds per year then you're actually a net drain on the system

>>34893542
Can the universe show me rough lesbian sauna sex?

>>34893542
Take me with you
I'm ready

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>>34893171
you say group slag, but from what i get i don't think he's up for getting bummed, i always think of a slag as somebody that's just after cock.
>>34893151
you're right about taking over the world lad, first though we need our own land, in fact no fuck it we need our own country, then the army. we've already got the shipman squadron, and our newly form scooter crew.
>>34893294
dunno bout me bum. tis a bit small
>>34893425
do we have to do speeches?.
fucking actions speak louder than words lad
let's do something instead of talking about it

>>34893294

>>34893581
Does rough lesbian sauna sex exist within the universe? Does the internet exist within the universe?

>>34892731
She's only giving the JCP what they deserve.

>>34893544
Good. Fuck the system.

>>34893544
They should pay me more, then.

Can JCP force you to lie on a CV? Like if you put that you're a quiet and reserved person, can they make you say you're bubbly and outgoing?

>>34893542
You shouldn't speak of such capabilities in the presence of the wordly and materialistic, even if they are very unlikely to ever unlock them.

I got ran over a good 6-7 years ago in high school. Didn't break any bones or anything but I couldn't feel anything in my upper half of my leg, they said it'd go away in a couple years but I still have it.

>>34893750
They can't make you lie, but not listening to their advice can be classed as not trying to get a job, and they can sanction you for that

>>34893750
You're not quiet and reserved you're focused and resolved.

>>34893581
Man I have the perfect JAV for this but it's on a computer I don't have plugged in right now

>>34893589
Where?

(Original enquiry)

I would love to go for a walk around a big city. But alas, I cannot. For...

>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34893750
They may encourage you to "embellish". They won't tell you to outright lie.

Lying about your personal traits is fine as long as you can convince them you're telling the truth. It's probably easier to try and spin "quiet and reserved" as a positive.

>>34893819
you do know trains, planes and automobiles exist right

>>34893616
>we need our own land, in fact no fuck it we need our own country, then the army

too right. we have got to have a place where we rule, and can plan our next move.

>scooter crew

was my idea this lad, glad to know it will be involved in our army, maybe it will be like the brown shirts but cooler.

>do we have to do speeches

they are not needed but i though anons might want to express their ideas, and policies to their people. we do need action though

nearly forgot how rude
>>34892607
i'm good thanks lad, plan's on track for the night avg 3 beers an hour. should be passed out in bed breddy soon.

>>34893835
He's from Devon so he's probably as thick as his accent makes him sound.

>>34893807
I have a Brazzers HAM sauna scene on my portable hard drive. Might wank to it now I've been reminded.

>>34893144

Depends how you are as a person, I'm weird in the fact that I subconsciously adapt to my surroundings very quickly.

I've lived with a gf (inb4normie) and I quickly adjusted to become a very competent "adult", ie keeping a clean well kept house, finances etc. However I now live with my parents again and I've reverted to acting less responsible again. I've gone from having a very nice house etc to not even being able to keep my own room tidy.

I need to sort my shit out asap.

>>34893843
I vote securityanon for minister of defence

>>34893843
Drug dealer-anon for finance minister.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How have all your days been today?
What have you been up to?

Hope you've all had a great day and whatever you've got up to today has been fun, interesting or both!

>tfw have had to bring work home
suffering

>>34893925
That's a bloody good shout, as is snek anon for leader!

>>34893911
Why is having a well kept house with your finances in order seen as more desirable than slobbing it up in a room in your parents house, Mr. Good Goy?

>>34893843
do we even need a leader. shouldn't it be about a group of people with the same idea. i can't speak for others but i don't like being TOLD what to do. what if i disagree, what if 3/4 of the people disagree. do we all react and over throw the "leadership". we shopuld all be in this together.
SAS doesn't have a leader. they ALL make the decision what to do. brothers in arms should all be as equal

>>34893965
Lenlad what work could you possibly have to bring home with you? You're a serial killer. One of your victims wouldn't die or something?

>>34893261
As long as there's internets, sure,

>>34894001
>do we even need a leader.
At the very least, we need a ruling council of some kind. The least indecisive of us.

>>34894048
>Not realising the internet is insignificant next to the power of nothingness where you can literally browse the entire universe with just your mind.

Plonker.

>>34894030
There's no money in canal deaths unfortunately!

>>34894001
>SAS doesn't have a leader. they ALL make the decision what to do. brothers in arms should all be as equal

The fuck are you on about.

>>34893965
Alright Len, been out of /britfeel/ a week or two getting my shit together. But I met a girl and we have been talking none stop for the last three days. It's a nice feeling after convincing myself that I wanted to be alone.

How's things with you lad? What did I miss in the last week or so?

has there even been a britfeel meetup before? if so whens the next one?

>>34894111
Trips confirm the anon you just replied to is crackers.

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>>34893862
I'm from Manchester actually lad so you watch your tone.
>tfw born in Taunton to Mancunians but went into care and have been stuck in East Devon since 1998

>>34893835
The train to a big enough city is pretty expensive lad

>>34893144
>I'm 23 and still live with my parents
No shame in that, lad. I didn't move out until I was 25, and people are finding themselves still living with their parents at increasingly higher ages. There's an uncomfortable conflict between social expectation of when you should be seen as fully independent and a housing and job market situation that actively works against that expectation.

>>34893965
evening lenner, business as usual, I stayed up far too late this morning playing Nioh and drank too much whiskey so I only got about four hours sleep and woke up for my shift still slightly drunk

I am not a responsible security man

>>34893843
If the rumours about lenlad are true, make him state spymaster.

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>go out to a bar for valentines day with some friends
>girl came up and complimented my shirt and was feeling my arm and stuff
>not really interested so i kinda blow her off and go up to the bar to order a drink
>her friend comes up to me and asks me why i don't like her
>tell her that she's nice but i'm just out to have a drink and good time with my buds
>she shrugs her shoulders "Well listen I like the look of you too"
>"I'm just saying I give great blowjobs and I'd be down for fucking too"
>mfw
>don't really know what to say
>"Is that a no?"
>ask her how that would work where would we go
>"Do you live with your parents?"
>not even thinking say yes
>starts slowly walking away
>"Well i'm just going to uh leave you here"
>mfw again as she disappears into the crowd

This kind of shit never happens. I think every girl was in heat or something because it was V day

Think that experience has given me the push I need to work towards moving into my own place too

Chicken hariali with coconut rice and a cheese naan.

Fucking top tier this lads.

>>34893925
He should be in charge of counselling too, optimistic cunt that he is.

>>34894156
I think you did the right thing, she's only looking for someone to be with on V-day. A pump and dump, nothing more

>>34894156
holy shit you're a retard. I'm a desperate kissless virgin and I have to read shit like this. no girl has ever shown interest in me before and it's killing me inside.

>>34894111
i was going to try and argue back, but can't argue with trips

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>>34894145
you can get a megabus to scotland for like 18 bong from the south coast

stop being a faggot with your stale meme or you will be filtered

Where in the UK are you all from?

Have spent the last two days eating nothing but cereal and egg mayo sandwiches. About to make another egg mayo samdwich. Today would be a good day to kms tbqhw/y m80 3.142

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>>34894156
>things that never happened: the blog post.

What an obvious fantasy!

>>34894226
boy if i was going to make up a fantasy story i would've said i took both of them back to my house and banged them silly but i got left alone at the bar for admitting that i still live with my parents

>>34894222
Northwest aka Miserableville.

>>34894222
East Devon, here. But I'm originally from Manchester.

>>34894222
Gravesend

there isn't a robot anywhere near me if previous mentions of my area are anything to go by

>>34893986

Maybe it's the fact that you can't leach off your parents all your life? Unfortunately as a failed normie there are certain expectations that you feel compelled to live up to.

It was a relief at first being a man-child but it's not for anyone with pride and self esteem.

You could argue that it's all conforming to what is "expected" but you can pretty much say that for any human behavior.

Just ate sugar for the first time in a couple of weeks, I feel like shit now.

>>34894222
Essex lad.

>>34894001
if we are taking this serious, im not sure if we will need a leaders but it would be wise of us to at least have a ruling council of some form to make decisions for us that other people may be incapable of making. the whole point of having a leader or leaders is to give them a specific role to fulfill while the rest of us spend our time doing something else that contributes towards the country.

i do understand your worry. i doubt you would be forced into a position you dont like. you would choose what you are comfortable with, and you will be able to put your worries towards your council or leaders if you have any concerns. of course there would be laws to follow but they would be decided up on in time by all of us. even the leader or the council will be subject to the law in order to diminish corruption.

we will all work together to make laws, policies, idea etc. the point of a leader is to implement the desires of his people. we will live in a democracy so together we will decide on who best suites are needs, or what best suites are needs. maybe i am wrong. this why we are working together, to decide what is best for us, but i believe a council or leader would best suit our needs.

>>34894222
Blackpool
it's not very nice

>>34894156
she wasn't looking to fuck you because she was into you, she wanted to fuck you because being a woman not getting fucked on V day means you're the worst of the worst.

>>34894145
Exeter is a stone's throw away and it's bloody beautiful, you ninny.

>tfw stuck in south east Devon no more

>>34894255
It's at that point you're meant to call them out. Why can't you go back to hers? Does SHE live with her parents?

>>34894222
Edinburgh, originally West Mids

>>34894328
Exeter is not beautiful fucking lmao
Devon is shit through and fucking through

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>>34894297
My deepest condolences.

>>34894349
sounds like you'll never be happy wherever you are, lad

>>34894290
Anyone see that Armando Ianucci sketch where a few guys disillusioned with society walk away and live in the wild, attract other malcontents, only to start a new society inherent with all the problems and pressures they'd originally left behind.

It applies here.

>>34894222
Stockport

Its interesting to say the least.

>>34893925
good idea, im sure he would be like the next napoleon with his stratz.

>>34893963
im sure we will be the envy of the world with him as the finance minister. im sure securityanon would keep us safe from the foreign intruders.

>>34894147
yes, our enemies will disappear like we practice black magic.

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>>34892555

which one of you faggots was this

gave me a good chuckle

>>34894221
I never intended to start a meme
>>34894222
East Devon
>>34894272
Fuck off cunt
>>34894328
It's not big enough for me lad

>>34894349
Bullshit. You have some of the oldest natural formed caves in the world. If that doesn't make you wet then you can fuck off back to Congestionville.

>>34894222
Town called Darlington in the North East.

It's fucking dreadful but there are plenty of worse places, at least non-whites are pretty rare desu

>>34894390
sounds like a laugh, lad. at least if we fuck up, we will be remembered for finally be alpha enough to take a stand, and fighting for something we believe in rather than following something we dont.

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>When someone says to you that they'd never have a credit card because they don't want to be in debt.

Mate the world runs on debt, welcome to the game.

>>34894222
East Devon here but I was born in Taunton in Maidenhead

>>34894434
Whoopy doo, that's not incentive to live there. I'm not moving into a fucking cave.
Plus Execeter is like an hours drive from me if I reallllly want to plunge in a musty hole

>>34894449
I said that, then went against it and got myself into debt. I am fucking idiot and to top it off, I need credit now and can't get it

>>34894449
The only way to win is to not play it

>>34894449
>he doesn't live within his means

haha you're silly

>>34894221
He used to spam his picture a lot here, and whined about how his Dad used to bum him

He's always been annoying

>>34894222

I'm from east devon too but I was born in Toxteth in Southamptontown.

>>34894449
What's wrong with having a debit card?

Not being in debt and having a comfy cushion is fine. Not all people spend their wages the week they get them.

in my case I have no hobbies or vices so it all gets saved up despite being a retailcuck might do the traveling meme eventually

>>34894222
Bolton

I need to move...

>tfw stuck in...

>>34894449
>got a credit card
>"I'll just use it for small purchases to build my credit"
>few months later
>owe 1200 squid

wew

I can pay it off but it's definitely a slippery slope.

>>34894483
>>34894506
Not correctly utilising debt cuts you off from so many options though, and you don't need to take on debt outside your means.

I have about 1,000 quid in credit card debt at any one time. While also having many times that in savings.

Correctly utilising debt allows you to act like you're richer than you are.

>>34894449
Literally me. I don't spend money I don't have.

My gf has a credit card, keeps buying expensive cookware and nerd shit on it and then complains she's not saving any money because she has to pay off her credit bill. Woman logic.

>>34894390
South park hippies episode is similar, there's also a great Adam Curtis documentary showing when communes have failed previously

>>34894544
>Correctly utilising debt allows you to act like you're richer than you are.
You shouldn't be doing that

>>34894544
I have a lot of money though, why would I want a credit card?

>>34894544
>Correctly utilising debt allows you to act like you're richer than you are.

What they fuck is the point of that, then? That is some normalfag shit and you should probably use some of that credit to buy a sharp object to jam into your throat, you vicious Jew.

>>34894570
>>34894577
Because spending your savings is you removing money from your bank account. Using credit is offsetting costs against future earnings.

>>34894553
>then complains she's not saving any money because she has to pay off her credit bill. Woman logic.

Your gf just sounds like a fucking retard in all honesty.

>>34894510
What does Devonlad look like, can you remember? Many, many bonus points if you're able to reproduce any images.

>>34894596
Spend it now or spend it later, you're still losing the same amount of money.

>>34894625
But the longer you offset it against future earnings the more liquid cash you have at any one time. Living well isn't about how much money you have, it's how much you can access at any one time.

Honestly, once I pay off my stupid debt I'm never touching any sort of credit again unless it's a must

>>34894608
Rude.

>>34894415
>I never intended to start a meme
Absolute bollocks lad, you wouldn't have drawn attention to yourself by shoehorning mentions of East Devon into every one of your posts if you weren't trying to make yourself into an obnoxious memetic staple.

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>>34894596
>Because spending your savings is you removing money from your bank account. Using credit is offsetting costs against future earnings.

t. Guess who0oo?

>People that say they hate debt and would never get into debt while they still owe a quarter of a million to the bank for their house.

>>34894530
wew another Bolton lad

>>34894680
>implying any of us have our own place

>>34894680
I inherited my house from my mum and she bought that outright without a mortgage

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>>34894449
>accidentally overpay credit card
>feel like a king

>Having money

Fuck off normies

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>the underage chav slags near my flat bullied me into buying them alcohol again

>>34894646
Of course you'll have more liquid cash at once if you keep racking up a debt, that's like saying you can hold off on paying back a loanshark out of your own pocket if you pay him with money you borrowed from elsewhere.

>>34894765
please tell me they gave you the money for it

/britfeel/ is full of Jews.

>>34894765
pathetic lad

>>34894765
is this you?
https://youtu.be/W-dz68Jf58k

>>34894805
they did the first time

this time they said they'd pay me back

>>34894765
>>34894805

And please tell me they were outside of the store when you were going there any way.

>>34894765
>not buying them strong alcohol, waiting until they're wrecked and then offering to buy them more if they flash their tits

Fucking plen

>>34894765
should of told them you'd buy some in exchange for a shag. that's what I'd do if I wasn't a pussy who never leaves the house.

Manchester canal drained
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4227998/Drained-canal-reveals-scores-chairs.html

>fedora hat has been found
It's over now len lad

>>34894822
God I wish chav kids would get hit by a bus. They're the fucking worst.

>>34894691
wew indeed

Astley Bridge lad?

>>34893965
you're alright you are len lad, had another day of taking out walls, drank my body weight in tea, and ate two dinners, was pretty sound since it was spagbowl

had a pretty rough week in terms of family problems, but all is well since i'm eating some chocolate cake for me mum's birthday to lift my spirits

>>34894765
might have a cheeky want to some slags now to be honest

>>34894765
>Not hitting one over the hit with a mallet and bouncing off into the unspeakable night with her slumped over your shoulder

>>34894846
Thus giving them leverage to blackmail you for (at least legally) being a pedo.

>>34894147
>>I'm 23 and still live with my parents
>No shame in that, lad. I didn't move out until I was 25
What about 37? Is there any shame in it if you're 37?

>>34894222
fuckin south east, in the most dead end seaside town in the UK

>>34894846
>>34894879
yeah kids today absolutely, 100% know they can fuck up your life by claiming your pedo with no evidence whatsoever

>>34894879
the age of consent is 16 and you need to be 18 to buy alcohol. you could still do it.

>>34894819
Don't get why people act like jews are a problem in this country tbqh. They're mostly just an insular group who seclude themselves in a few london districts and shag their immediate family.

People who cry about de jews in Britain are as bad as black lads who act like the racial situation over here is the same as in the States.

>>34894832
my sides I refuse to believe this

You lads should learn to iron. Literally haven't used the tumble dryer since learning how to iron.

Even pieces of creased up bags of shit can be made crease free.

Saving so much electric just drying shit on radiators.

>>34894867
god me too. I wank to fat chav slags way to much.

>>34894902
Deal?

oh I do love to be original by the seaside

>>34894916
he's got to be having us on, I know people on here are beta as fuck but come on for real

>>34894765
had a similar situation like this once, only i told them they were too young, and sent them home

Hangovers are the fucking devil. To think I used to be a borderline alkie, don't know how I did it.

>>34894910
>thinking orthodox Judaism on the street is anything like international finance and entertainment industry Jews who work behind the scenes

PLEB.

>>34894859
what the fuck you're scaring me now this is only a small area. Ever been the tap pub?

>>34894938
spot on pal, wasn't too hard to guess

so 12 year olds tried to get me to buy them cigarettes in moros once i said no and then some employee came up to me and said i hope you're not planning on buy these kids cigarettes, wtf is wrong with people

>>34894955
how much were you drinking a day? I drink 4 500ml cans of beer a night but that seems pretty small time

>>34894902
I too live in a dead end seaside town in the south east.Which one are you in?

>>34894928
I watch videos from UK Flashers all the time, some proper slags on there.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph589a322e627b6

Just spent a days wages on an estrogen blood test

Bought a chest binder too

Regarding trainers though, I'm not sure what colour or style I want anymore

>>34894973
>international finance
Not British.

>entertainment industry Jews
Predominantly a yank matter.

Muzzies and blacks are fair game but take it to /pol/ if it's not a domestic concern.

>>34894673
Nah m8. I'm allowed to sign off with a feel if I want. It's out of my hands if people make jokes

>>34894976
Nah, I'm a shut in NEET and I live closer to the center. Was just checking if you was the anon from the other day.

>>34894986
reminds me of the time I was in the train station toilet and I guard knocked on the door and said "you're not smoking in their are you?" I said "er no I'm just having a shit" I have no idea why he thought I was smoking. why would I smoke in the toilet anyway when it takes less than a minute to walk to the smoking area.

>>34895021
>giving up easy mode

Impressive. Very Nice

>>34894994
Deal, what about you?

Who /drinkingalone/ here?

Some days I am wrecked by lunch time but today I started a bit later at 5

>>34894978
Been there a couple of times because my nan has some strange attachment to the place and it's grim lad. My sympathies.

Even in the middle of summer it looks grey and lifeless.

>>34895064
Frinton-on-Sea, you're a good deal further south than me.

>>34894987
Varied each day. I drank until I blacked out, I didn't quantify it per se, but it was a lot of strong booze. Four cans a night doesn't sound too much unless it's special brew, but i'd expect those empty calories will eventually make you fat.

>>34895067
Got given a nice bottle of honey jack daniels.

Drinking it now and watching something on Netflix about escorts.

Sad that the girl I have been talking to seems to losing interest. Never mind, I'll get drunk, smoke a bowl and wank myself blind.

Does anyone else here have things they enjoy doing but can't be bothered to initiate doing them? I just sit around all fucking day when there's things I could be doing that I enjoy.

>>34895000
oh nice lad thanks for the wanking material

>>34894849
they should drain the thames, now that would be interesting to see.

>>34894986
happend to me today too but was a cute 17 year old college girl i spilled my shit up bad

why am i such a autist

I just spend a days wages on a DNA test to find out if I have any non white blood in case I need to off myself.

Have fallen for grill I've been seeing even though she's totally a roastie. IDIOT. She has doggo which maintains a bit of distance because it means she can hardly ever stay at mine but I end up going to hers out in the country anyway.

>>34895030
>Not British

Some of them are and even if they're not they're active and influential in the UK.

>Predominantly a yank matter.

But not exclusively a Yank matter and faggots in this country consume so much American culture that it is very much a British matter in so many different way.

Have you recently suffered from a significant brain injury?

>Muzzies and blacks are fair game but take it to /pol/ if it's not a domestic concern.

Do not EVER tell me where I can and cannot speak or tell me what I can and cannot do you hugely ignorant, illogical and pretentious piece of fucking shit.

>>34895138
Whatever floats your boat m8 but I personally can't stand that stuff, had half a bottle and nearly puked from it.

>>34895067
Drank far too much bourbon when I got home this morning, woke up a little drunk still. Had a couple more before I left the house to make sure the hangover didn't hit halfway through the commute.

I don't normally drink before going to work since I try to maintain at least some professional dignity, but there's just been a bit of a black cloud hanging over me lately and it seemed like as good a solution as any.

>>34895032
dammit thought I'd met an anon from around the corner not that I would ever dare meet

>>34895140
vidya, used to play every day after school till like midnight, now im a neet i just cant seem to be bothered, if i literally force myself to load up a game i don't enjoy it but i have no desire to play

>>34895159
>Do not EVER tell me where I can and cannot speak or tell me what I can and cannot do you hugely ignorant, illogical and pretentious piece of fucking shit
Holy fuck, you're hysterical. Are you literally a child? Maybe you should try again when you can control yourself enough to not pitch a tantrum.

>Housemate just leaves rubbish AROUND the bin when it's full.

How has he not worked out how to empty it yet?

>>34895138
That's just sugar syrup and low-grade whiskey, lad. I wouldn't get plastered on that unless you really want a horrendous hangover.

>>34895168
It's pretty great for blocking the shit out

>>34895236
>How has he not worked out how to empty it yet?

He has. He put rubbish around the sides of the bin and then it magically empties after a while

>>34895164
Some anon on here recommended a nice goyne from marks & sparks and I picked one up but finished it yesterday.

What are you drinking lad?

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>don't really talk to neighbours
>get knock at my door
>next door isn't in so guy asked me to hold onto it
>hesitantly take it and he says she'll pick it up later as he left a noe
>wonder if its for the cute girl around my age I didn't know the name of
>facebook it and its her
>but she's a lesbian
>have a wank to her pictures anyway
Not my proudest moment.

>>34895273
>>don't really talk to neighbours
>>get knock at my door
>>next door isn't in so guy asked me to hold onto it
>>hesitantly take it and he says she'll pick it up

I think you missed a bit

purchased a new desk today lads
I've been waiting to get one for so long and It's genuinely going to be the highlight of the month

who wants to meet me in Manchester doing a bit of fishing in the canal, anyone care to join me?

>>34895263
Just some shitty budweisers, they had 12 for 7 quid at the corner shop so I picked them up.

>>34895285
Oh right, should have been
>get knock at my door
>delivery guy with a parcel adressed to next door
>next door isn't in so guy asked me to hold onto it
Dunno how that escaped me

>>34895263
>Some anon on here recommended a nice goyne from marks & sparks
I think that was me, lad. What did you think?

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>>34894765
Know your place, clean shirt.

>>34895273
At least post her pictures for us to wank over as well you selfish degenerate, come on.

>tfw you're incapable of living in the normie bubble and just having a normie life

Whenever they feel bad they just watch some meme show like X Factor and then everything is ok.

>>34895313
>12 for 7 quid
Pretty good deal m8

>>34895339
Yeah I enjoyed it, finished the bottle off yesterday. Sweeter than I expected desu. Thanks for the rec

It really gets to me when I see some ugly fat guy with even a remotely cute gf. It's getting to be a rather common sight these days.

>tfw stuck in east wandsworth

I haven't masturbated in a few days.

I have a job interview tomorrow for a job I want.

Should I masturbate now?

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>>34895442
Here she laddo

>>34895501
Masturbate before going to bed. It will help you sleep more soundly even though you are likely nervous.

>>34895506
Hannah is an annoying Jewess how should be put a stop to.

>>34895486
Give Balvenie 12 Doublewood a try if you liked it, it's got a very similar flavour except it's got an ever so slightly smokier taste, like tobacco or burnt sugar.

Apologies for the pretentious whisky cunt talk but I calls it like it is.

>>34895516
>masturbate before bed and leak post-cum all over the sheets

fuck off you dumb cunt

>>34895540
You wipe it up you stupid cunt. How much precum do you dribble? Fucking idiot. Keep tissues beside your bed.

>>34895540
Calm down Rasheed, wanks are not haram.

>>34895540
>not shunting it all out so your jap's eye doesn't clog up.

Do you even wank?

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>>34894222

Banbury, never another robot from here

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>>34895492
iktf too well

original

>>34895579
getting clogged up after a wank is the worst, it feels like you need to pee but can't and it's so fucking uncomfortable

>>34894222
Windsor. The nice part, not deadworth

>>34895565
I dribble precum for an hour or two after I ejaculate.

Is... is this not normal?

I usually put a piece of toilet paper around my dick and the cum dries on it and the dried cum toilet roll piece stays there until I'm done dripping

>>34894222
North Lincolnshire. Not the worst part, but not far off.

>>34895492
It should give us hope lad

>>34895619
Jesus lad that doesn't sound healthy

>>34895619
No, that's not normal at all. You should cum a healthy load and have at most a little precum come out immediately afterwards.

>>34895501
Are you me? Interview tomorrow also, south of London.

Just been perving on the romaian girls lads. Need another excuse to go into the kitchen again desu. Any ideas lads?

Urgent question lads

Does anyone know how to make cup-a-soup without lumps forming

>>34895642
How have you been perving? Why are they in your kitchen?

>>34895640
>Cum healthy load
>precum afterwards
>precum
>afterwards

What?

>>34895650
I've never had lumps, are you stirring it?

>>34895650

It simply cannot be done

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>>34895638
>>34895640
Pretty sure it is normal according to google

>>34895654
They are my house mates. One's wearing a short night gown and the other a pair of loose PJs.

>>34895680
How are them bods, m8?

>>34895680
rape them my man

>>34895689
Bit on the hefty side but a 31 year old virgin can't be choosy lad.

>>34895642
Go in there with your cock out and proclaim "I have entered here to show you my THIS," at which point you display it and then leave.

>>34895680

Ask them about the tunnels in the Romanian capital (Bucharest?)

>>34895709
No shit. Go perv the fuck out of them, m8.

How are the tits and ass?

Right lads I've found a dirty plate that 'needs cleaning'. Off back into the kitchen to perve.

>>34894506
>he doesn't live below his means

Hahaa you're almost there pal.

>>34893490
how do you find out what questions are written down if you don't read them numnbnuts?

>>34895680
Take pictures of them covertly and post here, lad.

>>34895725
tits are big lad, big old titties

>>34895728
>>34895757
Take pictures this time you madman you.

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>Wheelie bin missing for the past 2 days

>>34895779
Have you tried calling out it's name?

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TFW you go from 0 girls to accidentally having 4 girls want you and being too socially awkward to properly end it with 3.

>>34895709
>31 year old virgin

A wizard on /britfeel/! I didn't think there were any left.

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>symptoms getting worse
>still going to the loo
I'm not going to make it, lads
Post waffles

>>34895668

Yes I am stirring after addition of the water, but I always get lumps where dry powder is surrounded by congealed soup.

>>34895841
pour in a bit, stir, then pour more water in

also it better be potato and leek

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>>34895816
I miss posting my waifu but I really can't be arsed anymore. Shame really.

>>34895841
Don't eat that processed cardboard trash you madman.

>>34895871
what about shin cup lad.

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It's my birthday lads, wish me a happy birthday.

Please.

I know I did this this morning, but I really want the yous

>>34895881
Might as well eat shin pads.

>>34895901
>Might as well eat shin pads.
Wow, you're a witty one you are

>>34895779
Some fat cow probably put it in a cat.

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>>34895900
Hope you treated yourself to a cake, lad.

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>>34895900
happy birthday lad

you the world's number one top laddo today bro

always believe it m8

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>>34895900
Happy birthday, lad. Get anything nice?

>>34895900

Happy birthday bbz xoxo

>My local council is offering a reward for good recyclers, you can order a smaller bin free of charge

Literally why the fuck would you do that

>>34895949
So people in more insular communities can act like smug cunts and brag wordlessly about how green they are.

>>34895949

I ordered the largest bin available when I moved into my house, even though it's only me living here.

My bin's the biggest on the whole street, it makes me feel like a big man.

Just ordered a replacement wheelie bin lads.

They said I'd get it in 5 days. So where do I pay for it? Do they send a bill or something? They're supposed to be 20 quid

>>34895871

What am I supposed to do, cook soup myself from basic ingredients? Have you got any idea of the skill and equipment required?

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>>34895725
>>34895753
>>34895769

Got a sneaky pic of one of the slav girls lads. Pic related.

>>34896130
She looks pretty yummy, get in there!

>Council literally make it impossible for you to tell them online that someone has moved into your house and they need to stop giving you discounts to your tax.

For something that's a fucking crime why don't they have it in big flashing red letters saying "CLICK HERE TO REPORT YOU NO LONGER APPLY FOR SINGLE PERSON DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Life gives to those who check
So check these famalam

>>34896130
Well done, lad. Thank you. You truly are a wizard. She looks fucking grim, though.

>>34896148
IKR. The other has quite a pretty face.

>>34896130
Shes a heifer wtf guys

>>34896116
Yes that's what you're supposed to do. You need a sauce pan, a knife, vegetables, stock and not much else.

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>>34896130

Thats a huge bitch tbqfh

>>34896130
Disgusting.

Originally

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>>34896177
>>34896209
>>34896301
>>34896305
leave her alone you meanies, she's just kinda thicc...

>>34896340
If you genuinely like her she should be easy to fuck, at least.

>>34896340
Nah mate, that's grim factor 11